Blac Chyna: keep your Kardashians close, but your real enemies closer.
Someone broke into Blac’s house and made off with cash and jewelry from Chyna’s safe yesterday. Whomever it was made out with around $200K of loot, and Blac is (understandably) PISSED.
Apparently, very few people even knew about the safe, so the reality star thinks the heist was done by an inner circle friend who’s bitter about her new lifestyle: no booze and no cigs. BC used to be down to party all the time, but she’s been sober for several months, probably to help her new fiance Rob Kardashian get his big fat life right.
She also thinks the culprit is jealous of her $325k engagement rock. Which seems like a non sequitur, but, I dunno. It’s just the right amount of “this seems logical but it’s also Blac Chyna so it also seems a little insane.”
LAPD is investigating the crime, but BC’s also busy eyeballing security footage to see if she recognizes any cars that approached her house. You know, who isn’t a Kardashian. Or maybe it IS a Kardashian?! Is this some kind of elaborate conspiracy theory? DELICIOUS.
If you remember all the way back to 2007, Britney Spears had a shady-ass manager named Sam Lutfi who was mostly like, a nightclub bouncer and who may or may not have been giving Britney drugs (depends on who you ask- Sam says he was helping her, Britney’s fam said he was feeding her). Anyhow, Brit got out of the weird relationship, but you can’t make creepy disappear THAT easily…
The pop star is sitting face-to-face with Lutfi right now, answering questions fired off by the lawyer for her former friend and self-proclaimed manager. According to TMZ, Britney’s people went to great lengths to keep Lutfi out of the room, arguing to a judge that he intimidates her and she cannot think properly around him. But, the judge called BS on that:
The judge didn’t buy Britney’s argument, but did take steps to protect her. According to the order, the conference room must have a long table, with Britney at one end and Lutfi at the other.
The judge also allowed a “surveillance type camera” to record the entire depo, showing the entire room to ensure Lutfi doesn’t intimidate or distract Britney. They’re also required to come and go at different times, so he doesn’t run into her.
Lutfi is suing for various things includig money owed to him as Britney’s manager and damages from Brit-Brit’s dad Jamie, punching him. All of this is too classy, I can barely handle it!
They’re both shockingly bad at “acting” in this video, but it is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a looooong time, so there’s that. But it seems that Barnaby Joyce, the deputy prime minister of Australia, isn’t done with these two quite yet. Joyce made some statements after the video apology was released:
Australia’s deputy prime minister — who once threatened to euthanize dogs belonging to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard — has mocked the actors’ videotaped apology for failing to declare the Yorkshire terriers when entering the country last year.
Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce told Australian public broadcaster ABC that Depp “looked like he was auditioning for the Godfather” in the somber apology video, but said he did not “think he’ll get an Academy Award for his performance.”
He doubled down on his criticism in an interview with CNN affiliate Channel 7′s “Sunrise” program, advising the Academy Award-nominated actor to “do it again” with “a little gusto.” The apology video by the Hollywood couple was played to a Queensland court on Monday as Heard appeared over the incident.
The actress pleaded guilty in court for making a false statement on her immigration card about her dogs, and made some weird apology video to show how remorseful she was (with a cameo from Johnny, of COURSE). The Queensland judge gave her a one-month good behavior bond with no conviction recorded. If she breaks the bond she must pay $1,000, with a maximum penalty of 10 years in jail or fines of up to A$265,000.