How about a gross music video about Tyga‘s enduring love for Kylie Jenner?
While Kylie Jenner is 18 and all’s legit, it still haunts me that 25 year old Tyga was all up in that from 16 on. Yeech. To solidify this classic Romeo and Juliet story, how about a really bad video? Ok, you got it.
FYI, though the two went public in August (right after Kylie turned 18) Tyga played coy about the romance for a while:
“Whether if I tell the world that I love her or I don’t, it’s gonna be me to dictate that, and how I want to keep my friendship and relationship with her,” he said at the time. “I feel like it doesn’t matter what the world thinks. If you’re around somebody, and you love being around that person, that’s all that matters,” he continued. “She’s just a good person, she’s got great energy.”
Some singer who I don’t know named Austin Mahone told People that the party- which was held on August 9th at Weho Hotspot Bootsy Bellows- was pretty much a “club scene” with a Kardashian or Ferrari around erry corner. People reports:
Mahone, 19, said he got to meet Tyga for the first time and spent the rest of the party “mingling” with other A-list guests.
Gigi Hadid, Joe Jonas,Zayn Malik and NBA player Kevin Durant also came out to celebrate, but Mahone says the club wasn’t set up for people-watching. “It was just super dark in there. I couldn’t really see my own hand in front of my face,” he tells PEOPLE.
So, dark, and with a couple A list stars (and A list is used VERY loosely- I don’t see Angeline Jolie up in this piece). Sounds like Kylie’s ushering in her legality with lots of LA Dbaggery. Welcome to adult life, girl? Keep those Ferrari keys close.
And because everyone is terrible, of COURSE newly legalized Kylie Jenner is getting TONS of opportunities…to do porn.
Vivid Entertainment has already contacted Kylie for a $10 million deal for a video featuring her and boyfriend Tyga. Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch writes, “Kim’s sex tape helped launch her career and would be nothing but positive for you.”
But Vivid isn’t the only gross porn company on the prowl for extra cash. TMZ reports that BangYouLater sent its own letter, offering $1.8 million up front, saying, “This event will make you even more famous than either Kim K or Paris Hilton.”BangYouLater is banking on a good performance by Tyga, writing, “Your scene must be at least 22 minutes in length.”
Digital Playground is taking a different approach, claiming it produces the biggest porn movies in the biz, and asking Kylie to become its front woman. The company writes, “Now that you are of legal age, we would like to offer you the opportunity to be Digital Playground’s Brand Ambassador!”
They also would like her to do porn: “We know you’ll be great at this and with your banging body to match, maybe you’ll be interested in becoming an adult star yourself! Join DigitalPlayground.com and be welcomed into a new, hornier family.”
Kylie- look the other way. Now, RUN. What do you think- would Kylie EVER have a sex tape?