Last night “Khloe & Lamar” premiered on E!, and Khloe pulled out all the stops! She installed a sex swing (herself) to spice up her sex life with husband Lamar Odom. When they tried to use the swing for the first time, it broke – almost immediately. One thing that really gets me about this clip – is that they have a camera mounted in their bedroom. This could mean either a) the whole thing was set up to break from the very beginning for ratings or b) they’re freaks, and don’t mind their sex lives being recorded for TV. I’m going with the first option. The fact that the “misshap” was recorded leads me to believe the whole thing was set up from the beginning, so I find the clip highly un-funny. I like how she claims to be too embarrassed to call in a handyman to properly install the swing, but she’s NOT embarrassed to film herself having sex with her husband. Anyone else find this bizarre?

With that said, I like Khloe. I think she’s the only Kardashian girl I can stand. I think she and Lamar are totally cute together, and you get the feeling that they really do love each other – and didn’t get married for publicity, like one of her sisters *ahem*.

Khloe Kardashian is many things — wife, reality star, entrepreneur — but sex swing installation expert isn’t one of them.

During last night’s season premiere of “Khloe & Lamar,” the Kardashian sister decided it was time to spice things up with hubby Lamar Odom in the bedroom.

Instead of hiring someone to hook up a swing over her bed, Khloe decided to do it herself … with disastrous consequences.

Right as she and Lamar were about to put it to the test, the swing crashed down — with Khloe in it!

“I’m embarrassed and I’m trying to push the limits and do something new,” she said after. “But I’m not a handyman.”

Watch the video below. What do you think? Staged?

Too Fab

Happily married Kardashian sister, Khloe Kardashian and hubby LA Laker Lamar Odom were spotted shopping at Kitson in Los Angeles, California.

Also in tow was lil’ bro Rob Kardashian.

It’s a family affair.

Photos: Fame

Kim Kardashian donned a brave face for the paparazzi at Los Angeles International Airport this morning after returning from a trip to Australia with her sister Khloe Kardashian Odom and Lamar Odom.

She seemed unresponsive and numb to the cameras swarming around her.

I’ve got to give it to her though, her hair looks flawless!

Photos: Fame

Kris Jenner, the brains behind the business, is laying quite the nest egg for her family’s future. Between securing numerous endorsements, televising weddings, launching fragrances and of course, executive producing the hit show on the E! Network, the world’s most famous family raked in $65 million between them in 2010.

Kris “Momager” Jenner has an estimated net worth of $20 million alone, but no surprises here, the middle sister Kim Kardashian proves she is the breadwinner amongst the K-Krew with an estimated net worth of $35 million! The reality star reportedly earns $40,000 per episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians, with the addition of endorsements, her fragrance line and many a club appearance.

That’s a whole lotta chedder!!

The Deals Bringing in the Big Bucks:

Reality Show

With six seasons and 3.5 million viewers, Keeping up with the Kardashians is the most successful reality TV show to hit the tube. It is also responsible for launching the careers for the rest of the fam and three spin-off series for the E! Network – Kourtney & Khloe take Miami, Kourtney & Kim take New York and Khloe & Lamar.

Weddings

Khloe and Lamar Odom pocketed $300,000 from OK! Magazine for exclusive rights to publish their wedding photos. Kim, again took the lead, by selling photos of her wedding to Kris Humphries in August  for $1.5million! Kim and Kris reportedly earned $17.9 million in total for their nuptials. Like they need it!

Fragrances

Khloe and Lamar released Unbreakable, a unisex fragrance in February 2011 and Kim released Love, a limited-edition fragrance at $100 a pop, both selling out in a matter of days.

Quick Trim Weight Loss

Kim and Khloe once again joined forces to become the spokeswomen for Quick Trim’s entire product range.

Skechers

The “Momager” and Kim are both the spokeswomen for the Skechers Shape-Ups range.

Books

All three sisters penned a New York Times best-selling autobiography, Kardashian Konfidential.

Cupcakes

Kim indulged her sweet tooth and her wallet by launching her own line of vanilla cupcakes with Famous Cupcakes.

Khloe Kardashian wasted no time throwing big sister Kim an engagement party. The 26-year-old helped organize a last-minute engagement party attended by their closest family and friends!

“We obviously move really fast in my family,” Khloe told Us Weekly during the NIVEA Challenge in Bel Air, Calif. Sunday. “We’re so crazy busy, and Kris was going back to Minnesota to be with his family. We were trying to find a day where the two fiancees could be there with all of us. On Monday, we realized that Thursday was open, so I was like, ‘Am I really going to throw a party on Thursday?’”

To help organize the get-together, Khloe called upon party planner Sharon Sachs, who oversaw the E! star’s wedding to Lamar Odom in 2009.

“She did my wedding in nine days, so I was like, ‘You can put together an engagement party in three days!’” Khloe laughed. “It was really fun.”

Nearly 50 close friends and family members attended the celebration, including several friends who hadn’t yet met the New Jersey Nets player, 26.

“Everybody had the best time and got along,” Khloe told Us. “It was so sweet see everyone hang out with each other.”

The following night, the family flew to Las Vegas to celebrate Khloe’s birthday at Sugar Factory American Brasserie and Chateau Nightclub & Gardens.

“We’re excited about having downtime,” Khloe told Us of her summer plans. “We’re excited to do normal family stuff with no cameras documenting it.”

What in the world is Kim wearing!?

Source, Photos: Fame

HOT COUPLE ALERT!

Check out Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian on the cover of Fearless magazine.

I must say… Khloe looks stunning. This is the best I’ve seen her. She’s glowing. In her blog, Khloe talks about shooting the cover with Lamar and says, “I love the way the spread turned out!! Working with my hubby is so much fun .”

In case you didn’t know, Khloe and Lamar recent launched their unisex perfume “Unbreakable” — which represents their relationship, right?!

The couple’s reality show ‘Khloe and Lamar’ premieres this Sunday on E!

Who’s watching?

I AM!

Reality TV couple Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom dine out together at Cafe Med in West Hollywood, CA.

Khloe’s rocking some ugly interesting boots!