Disclaimer: Do not scroll down if you aren’t okay with having your IQ jump down a couple points…
Kris Jenner took to her Instagram on Saturday to share a glimpse of what her group text chain with Rob Kardashian and others look like on an average day and it…is…disturbing.
“Kendall’s texts are cut off at the top and Kylie is on a plane,” the mother of six wrote, alongside a screen shot of multiple messages from her eldest children. “But this is how fun and silly my family’s text chains are on a daily .. Sorry guys I had to ????????????#itjustgoesonandon.”
Read the mess below and tell me you don’t fear for our civilization.
Photos: FameFlynet, Instagram
Posted Monday, May 25th, 2015 at 2:14pm
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Khloe Kardashian: robot, sasquatch or the deep dark crevasses of all my nightmares?
The reality star shared a brand-new workout selfie via Instagram today, showing off her FREAKISHLY small waist and giganto booty. Her disproportionately skinny body seems like, something outta rise of the machines or a Svedka vodka ad, yet I can’t look away…
“Early morning sweat and waist snatching session,” Kardashian, 30, wrote, alongside a split-screen photo of her bod, while also gave a shout-out to the designers behind her corset. “The only place I get my waist trainers from @premadonna87 @waistgangsociety,” she told fans. “TGIF!!!! #WaistGang.”
Along with frequent waist training, Khloe is super into Gunnar Peterson training and initially started working out more after her 2013 split from Lamar Odom.
“When me and Lamar were having issues, I decided to channel my energy into working out…” she told Cosmo Body. “The gym was my only refuge. I could put music on and dance around with my girlfriends and be silly.”
Yeah, that’s all well and good..but this is…looking gross. What do you guys think of Khloe’s gym obsession?
Posted Friday, May 8th, 2015 at 3:15pm
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Geez, can you even believe this is Khloe Kardashian?
The reality star got super glammed (and looks mega skinny- thanks photoshop) on the cover and inside Cosmo Body’s new issue. In it, she talks about her workouts but also what motivates her to keep a positive body image.
On people’s perception of her weight: “Now on my Instagram page people comment saying ‘I liked you better when you were bigger’ and I think, ‘Thank God I don’t live my life for other people because I’d be in a constant tug of war,” she told us. Instead she’s got gradually healthier and fitter over recent years on her own terms, for her own reasons.”
On when she started really hitting the gym: “When me and Lamar were having issues, I decided to channel my energy into working out…if I went out with my girlfriends I would be hounded by paparazzi and made to feel more humiliated. The gym was my only refuge. I could put music on and dance around with my girlfriends and be silly.”
On being unhealthy: “I have never felt ‘fat’ I just didn’t realise how unhealthy I was until I look back at pictures. In the moment I felt so beautiful and I remember walking down red carpets with my make-up done in a little sparkly dress and I thought I was so cute. I had all this confidence.”
Check out more quotes and a video HERE.
Photos: Cosmo Body
Posted Thursday, April 30th, 2015 at 9:09am
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Is this door still open a crack for giant-person celeb LOVE?!
Sources connected to both Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom tell TMZ that the 2 of them are not romantic and are not talking reconciliation, but they don’t want to close the door on the marriage either. Which kinda explains why Khloe’s divorce paperwork has been laying dormant in the courts for for over a year. As we reported, the judge says if she doesn’t take action on the paperwork, he’ll dismiss it!
But there’s kinda bad blood still surging through these wookie veins…Lamar still feels totally betrayed by Khloe, and Khloe feels frustrated by their interactions and the way their breakup went down. The Lamar sources say she’s told him he has to make some sort of “grand gesture” before they can go the next step, and he’s not into doing that for the woman that broke his heart.
TMZ also reports another theory on this divorce-that-nobody’s-pulling-the-trigger-on. TMZ says Khloe has “such a big heart” that she doesn’t want to hurt him by sealing the deal on the divorce.
So what is it? Are these two still digging on each other or WHAT?!
Posted Monday, April 27th, 2015 at 10:10am
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