Kim Kardashian is in a bit of a marital pickle!

You see, the reality star doesn’t plan to wed Kanye West anytime soon, but she is angry and frustrated that Kris Humphries is putting her in a position where she may still be married to one dude while she’s having a baby with another!

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Kim Kardashian is venting to close friends that her estranged husband (yep, STILL), Kris Humphries, is ruining her life!

According to Kim,  Humphries is “hell bent on dragging her name through the mud by prolonging the divorce proceedings” and claims if not for the delay, she’d already be married to the father of her unborn kid, Kanye West, by now!

Them’s fighting words, Kim!

“Kim is seeing red because she is still legally married to Kris Humphries. Kim is overjoyed at the news that she is pregnant with Kanye’s baby, but she isn’t able to fully embrace it because of Kris. Kim feels that Kris is hell bent on dragging her name through the mud by prolonging the divorce proceedings,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com.

“Kim knows that she most likely will still be married to Kris when she gives birth to Kanye’s baby, and that absolutely sickens her. Kim has been pressuring her attorney, Laura Wasser, to get Humphries to sign off on the divorce, to no avail. Kris is holding the position that if Kim grants him an annulment on the grounds that the marriage was a sham, this whole thing ends. However, Kim won’t give in to his demands because it would damage her brand,” the insider added.

Geez. I wish SOMEONE would cave! It is pretty depressing that Kim would still be married to Kris even while she’s giving birth to Kanye’s baby! It’s like a soap opera…with all K names!

Kim and Kris’ divorce lawyers will be in court setting a date for the trial on February 15th. Let’s hope this matter can finally be CLOSED!

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Ashton Kutcher WHO?

Our favorite looney singleton, Demi Moore, was spotted out in public for the first time since Ashton Kutcher filed for divorce last week…and she wasn’t alone! The 50-year-old actress shopped with a tall, brunette mystery man on Saturday at the Los Angeles upscale boutique, Just One Eye.

Demi seemed like she was having a great time- all smiles and good cheer- as her mystery hunk carried her bags of merchandise on the stroll around the store.  Demi’s been on again, off-again weird, even though she’s had a year to get used to the idea of divorce.

It’s nice to see her spending some quality time in retail therapy, with eye candy!  Do we have pics of this man yet? NO. But, keeping you posted, so you’re in the know!

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Katie Holmes’ short gig on Broadway is quickly coming to an end…

Her gig, the Broadway play Dead Accounts, starring Miss Holmes herself and actor Norbert Leo Butz, will close on Jan. 6, 2013…seven weeks ahead of schedule.

Holmes, 34, received good reviews for her portrayal of a Midwestern woman whose secretive brother returns home after a long disappearance. Dead Accounts began previews on Nov. 5 and opened Nov. 29 at the Music Box Theatre in New York City. It was originally scheduled to end Feb. 24, 2013…but not anymore!  Still no word on why the play is closing early, but I think we can all suspect it wasn’t doing so well financially (or maybe not. Who knows?) Producer Jeffrey Flynn released a statement about this sad news earlier this week.

“I am extremely proud of this production and the cast. Theresa Rebeck and Jack O’Brien have created an inspiring and hilarious new play and we are all sad to see Dead Accounts end on Broadway…I look forward to working with this remarkably talented cast and creative team again very soon.”

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Six months after his very public divorce from Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise seems to have a new woman in his life: Cynthia Jorge, a 26-year-old New Yorker and NYC restaurant manager!

InTouch has the scoop of a very action-packed, romantic evening:

The 50-year-old Mission: Impossible star was spotted “sweeping her around the dance floor,” of NYC’s Le Baron nightclub in the early morning hours of Dec. 18, an eyewitness details in the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now.

“He was mesmerized by Cynthia,” the eyewitness dishes to In Touch. “She had her hair in a bun, wore tight black pants and looked gorgeous.”

The pair first met Dec. 16 at the Lower East Side hot spot Beauty & Essex, where Cynthia works as a manager. As Tom left the restaurant after a meal of sashimi and empanadas with business associates, Cynthia handed the superstar her card, a restaurant insider tells In Touch.

The bold gesture paid off: The next day, Tom called Beauty & Essex at least twice trying to track down Cynthia — and was “put on hold for a very long time!” according to the insider, who adds that when he couldn’t get her on the phone, the insistent actor got a message to her.

Less than 24 hours later, the duo — along with some friends — met up at Le Baron, where Cynthia huddled with Tom in a booth when he wasn’t pulling her out on the dance floor. “They did the salsa. He took her in his arms and spun her around the dance floor,” a witness gushes. “Tom looked like a pro.”

And things weren’t totally G-rated. “At one point, they began grinding together,” the witness tells In Touch. “It was straight out of Dirty Dancing. Tom seemed to be in his own world, completely smitten.”

At the end of their night together, Cynthia was treated to one of the action star’s signature grand romantic gestures: Tom had made sure a private car was waiting outside the club to get her home safely. “It was obvious,” says the source. “He’s enamored with this woman.”

Giving TOM CRUISE you card is a bold move, Cynthia.  But…how do you feel about Scientology?

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‘Tis the Season…for a good, old-fashioned reality show DIVORCE!

You heard me.  You see, Bethenny Frankel and husband Jason Hoppy have called it quits after almost three years of marriage and one cute kid!

In a statement Frankel released Sunday, she says:

“It brings me great sadness to say that Jason and I are separating. This was an extremely difficult decision that as a woman and a mother, I have to accept as the best choice for our family.”

“We have love and respect for one another and will continue to amicably co-parent our daughter who is and will always remain our first priority,” the statement continues. “This is an immensely painful and heartbreaking time for us.”

News of their split comes after many months of speculation that their relationship was really rocky. Earlier this summer, the reality TV star, author and talk-show host admitted that she was fighting for her marriage, which was painstakingly documented on the royal trainwreck that was her Bravo reality show Bethenny Ever After.

A short history of the relationship? Frankel met Hoppy at a nightclub in November 2008, and they two became engaged 11 months later, and married when Frankel was seven months pregnant with their daughter, Bryn Hoppy, who is 2½.

Merry Christmas and have a happy- and legally unbinding-new year!

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Rumor has it divorce is imminent for Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner!

Some say that the reality TV couple continue to put on a brave face for the cameras, but the husband and wife duo are living completely separate lives and that their marriage has become “all about business” rather than love. In fact, if it wasn’t for so many joint ventures and the wildly successful Keeping Up With The Kardashians show, the pair (who have been married for 21 years!) would have split up a long time ago. Sad! Says a source:

“The romance went out of their marriage years ago,” An insider tells Radar. “Their relationship is now all about business. They have become a brand and both fear that they will lose their fame if they separate…they are staying together now pretty much just for career purposes.”

Though Kris is telling reporters that everything is great, others say that Bruce is currently in the process of moving himself and their two youngest daughters, Kylie, 15 and Kendall, 17 out of the family home in Calabasas, California, because he wants the young teens to have a childhood and not just the spotlight!

What’s REALLY happening with the Jenner/Kardashian Krew?!

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