Jessica Simpson is worried about her mom, Tina!

And for good reason, too.  The star and fashion mogul is fearful that her mother- faced with the many reports of her ex-husband Joe Simpson‘s affairs with much younger men- will keep behaving in an unhealthy manner,  according to a report in the new issue of Star magazine.

Tina and Joe, the matriach and patriarch of the Simpson empire, are divorcing after 34 years of marriage.   Having moved out of the family home, Tina is now constantly watching her back in case of more rumors, paparazzi and the like, and turning to booze for her problems.  According to reports, Tina had always been a social drinker, but now she is reportedly using alcohol to help her cope with the very public demise of her marriage.

“Tina is hitting the bottle to ease her sorrows over her marital problems, she’s built up quite a tolerance and has switched from wine to stuff like scotch and vodka,” a source tells Star. ”Jess is just a mess over this, she feels helpless and doesn’t know what to do.”

Oy.  These are big issues to wrestle with…and part of the reasons why a good therapist is helpful. Tina, get thee to a professional!

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After his split from Selena Gomez,  Justin Bieber was thought to be majorly hitting on models at the New York Victoria’s Secret fashion show.  Now,  one specific model denies claims that she’s dating the newly single superstar!

19-year-old Hungarian model Barbara Palvin is rumored to be the Biebs’ rebound, but she denies these claims via twitter…

“last time im saying it. please calm down.there is nothing going on w him.i met him and did a pic w him. wouldnt u do the same?:)”

Hmm…does the Hungarian protest too much? And what IS the deal with this megahot model and Biebs? I want to know so many more details about this breakup, people! It’s killing me! Do you think Justin is dating Barbara Palvin?!

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Joe Simpson‘s crazy divorce and rumors of homosexuality have driven a wedge between close sisters Ashlee Simpson and Jessica Simpson!

On one hand, Jessica has sided with Tina because she believes her father has done horribly wrong by her mother and that their whole marriage was a total sham because of Joe.

On the other hand,  Ashlee feels that Joe was right to come out to the family and tell the family his whole truth.  She’s actually blaming her mom Tina Simpson‘s years of neglect as the catalyst for her father’s decision to end the marriage.

Oh, the plot thickens!

Via Radar Online:

“Jessica and Ashlee are split over their parents’ decision to divorce,” a source close to the Simpson family revealed. “Jessica is devastated that Tina has been dealt such a blow. She can’t believe what Joe has done to her after all these years and has been offering her mom all the support she can.

“Jessica and Ashlee can’t agree on who’s right or wrong, when in reality they just have to accept the situation and support both their parents during this difficult time,” the source revealed.

True that! You can’t change people, you can only support them to try and facilitate healthy decision making.  Who are you siding with- Jessica or Ashlee?

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Katy Perry and John Mayer might be on again, off again, but their neighbors seem to always hear the “ons!”

Word on the street Mila Kunis was replaced by Jennifer Lawrence by Dior because she was NOT keeping up appearances!

Says the Star Print edition, via Celebitchy:

Marketing honchos at Christian Dior are “furious” with Mila Kunis for putting on weight and continually appearing out and about with Ashton Kutcher in very sloppy, un-chic outfits, Star has learned exclusively. Even worse – Ashton agrees!

“Since pairing with Ashton, she’s constantly photographed looking like a total mess. It’s not the image Dior wants to send,” an insider tells Star, adding that the Dior execs didn’t consider that her pin-thin, 95 lb. Black Swan body wouldn’t last. “When they signed Mila, she was a total waif; they didn’t worry about making her agree to a weight limit in the contract. They’re really regretting that now.”

“The company paid her a fortune and is very frustrated with how she looks,” says a mole. “The marketing people have even offered to supply a wardrobe for her.”

Mila isn’t exactly finding support from her new boyfriend either. Another insider close to the couple reveals that Ashton doesn’t like Mila’s new fuller figure.

“Ashton has been with tons of models, and that’s the body type he likes,” says the spy. “He had been dropping subtle hints, but she wasn’t getting it, so he just told her flat-out that she’s too fat. They had a huge battle and Mila told him to leave if he has a problem with her weight.”

This makes Dior and Ashton Kutcher look like TOTAL DOUCHEBAGS.  Mila Kunis is BEAUTIFUL.  I know she’s been photographed looking less ridiculously skinny than usual (and also, coming out of the gym every four seconds), but man…this stuff makes me irate.  She’s like, the sexiest woman in the world, people!  Let’s celebrate health, not inappropriate weight loss.

Ya hear?!

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Katie Holmes isn’t going to be spotted with any new mystery men in the future…at least, the near future.

Radar reports that the actress is in absolutely no hurry to get back into a relationship, or even date, though she’s connecting with old flames like Joshua Jackson and reinventing herself with new clothes, makup and brand spanking new projects.

“Katie is just flourishing in her new life,” a source close to the situation tells Radar. “Yes, there have been some dark moments but she was more than ready to embark on the next phase of her life post-Tom Cruise. Katie felt that her professional career suffered because she was married to Tom and that she didn’t have the final say in her acting roles.”

Katie is currently busy preparing for her role in Dead Accounts…and being a mom.

“Katie believes in love and hopes to get remarried one day but has absolutely no plans on dating anytime soon. Katie is devoted to being the best parent possible to Suri Cruise and continuing a smooth transition into their new lives together. Katie knows bringing a new man into the situation would only cause more stress for Suri right now and the actress is still recovering from the end of her marriage to Tom.”

Eek..wishing her a speedy and scientologically-sound “recovery!”

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Police rushed to Ashton Kutcher‘s L.A. house today, after a very suspicious call!

Someone on the line claimed there was a home invasion robbery with shots fired at Kutcher’s home, and the alleged victim also claimed she  locked herself in the bathroom while several Russian men with weapons broke in and robbed the house!

Um, what?

The LAPD swarmed the area with cars and helicopters and called out the 3 men who were on the property.  And know what? There WERE actually men on Kutcher’s property!  The men have been detained and are being questioned, but one law enforcement source tells TMZ...they may actually be workers on the property so the whole thing could be a misunderstanding.

A very WEIRD misunderstanding!  Where was Mila Kunis during all this? Do you think she could have talked some sense into those crazy Russian “robbers?”

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