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Johnny Depp And Amber Heard’s Apology Video Is Hilarious

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Oh god, and then the universe gave us THIS.

Remember yesterday when we reported that Amber Heard and Johnny Depp got off for illegally smuggling their dogs into Australia last year? Well, part of their plea was a very ridiculous video. And well, now we have it. You can thank me later.

They’re both shockingly bad at “acting” in this video, but it is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a looooong time, so there’s that. But it seems that Barnaby Joyce, the deputy prime minister of Australia, isn’t done with these two quite yet. Joyce made some statements after the video apology was released:

Australia’s deputy prime minister — who once threatened to euthanize dogs belonging to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard — has mocked the actors’ videotaped apology for failing to declare the Yorkshire terriers when entering the country last year.

Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce told Australian public broadcaster ABC that Depp “looked like he was auditioning for the Godfather” in the somber apology video, but said he did not “think he’ll get an Academy Award for his performance.”

He doubled down on his criticism in an interview with CNN affiliate Channel 7′s “Sunrise” program, advising the Academy Award-nominated actor to “do it again” with “a little gusto.” The apology video by the Hollywood couple was played to a Queensland court on Monday as Heard appeared over the incident.

(Via CNN)

yikes. He’s not pulling ANY punches with these two.

What do YOU think of their video?

Posted Tuesday, April 19th, 2016 at 9:09am
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Amber Heard Avoids A Good ‘Ol Australian Dog-Smuggling Conviction

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Amber Heard, you’re one lucky lady.

Remember when Johnny Depp and her just all willy-nilly brought her two Yorkshire terriers into Australia last year? Well, as you remember that shizz came back to haunt her in REAL TIME, because as I’ve come to learn Australians are not messing around when you bring animals into their country. Now, she’s barely avoided a conviction for illegally taking her dogs into Australia.

The actress pleaded guilty in court for making a false statement on her immigration card about her dogs, and made some weird apology video to show how remorseful she was (with a cameo from Johnny, of COURSE). The Queensland judge gave her a one-month good behavior bond with no conviction recorded. If she breaks the bond she must pay $1,000, with a maximum penalty of 10 years in jail or fines of up to A$265,000.

Lesson learned, I hope.

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Posted Monday, April 18th, 2016 at 2:14pm
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Prince William And Princess Kate Are FIT.

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And they know it.

Prince William and Princess Kate are getting their fitness on as they completed a 5 hour Himalayan hike today in what looks like very hot attire….in an HOUR.

According to People, William looked winded, but Kate was not perspiring (hey, her days as an athlete have done her well).  As they stopped William quipped, “Easy!” Sounds like it.  People reports:

The climb culminates with an arrival at Paro Taktsang, otherwise known as Tiger’s Nest – one of the most breathtaking temples in the world and also the most spiritual place in the whole of Bhutan.

On the way up, the royal couple stopped to talk to three trekkers from California who were returning down from the mountain, Lauren McKennan, 29, from San Francisco, Chris Steele, 27, and Alex Willmore, 28, both from Oakland.

“They were pretty altogether,” McKennan told reporters. “There wasn’t a single trail of sweat. They stopped to talk to us for three to five minutes and were absolutely charming.”

Willmore added, “They asked us how long we had been here and talked about how lovely the weather was. “They said how rainy it had been when they were doing the archery and how glad they were doing the trek today.

“We asked for a photograph they just laughed and wouldn’t do it. But they were absolutely charming, very cool, very nice. They kept on saying how beautiful it was.”

Sure is, you weirdly fit royals who don’t sweat. Are we sure the Prince and Princess aren’t aliens and didn’t steal some abducted hiker bodies from a remote region of the country?

Hey, I’m not saying they did. I’m just saying their weird 40’s lion tamer attire and no sweat don’t add up…

Photo: Instagram

Posted Friday, April 15th, 2016 at 1:13pm
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Kris Jenner Urged Bruce Jenner To “Pray Away” His Gender Identity Crisis

Kris & Bruce Jenner Hold Hands At LAX

Yikes.

There’s a new behind-the-scenes book about the Kardashian family called “Kardashian Dynasty,” by Ian Halperin, and it shares lots of new and bizarre tidbits about the family we can’t help but hate and be obsessed with. The most interesting and sad tidbit, however, is that the book claims longtime friends of Caitlyn Jenner allege that the celebrity-formerly-known-as-Bruce Jenner went public with her gender transition when she did to distract from possible manslaughter charges AND that Kris Jenner spent years urging Bruce to pray away his desire for change. SOUNDS PRETTY EFFED UP. Here are some highlights from Page Six:

The February 2015 crash – in which Jenner, then still Bruce, was alleged to be driving at an unsafe speed – led to the death of 69-year-old Kim Howe, and could have caused Jenner to be charged with manslaughter. Jenner publicly came out as transgender in late April, and revealed herself as Caitlyn in an interview with Vanity Fair in early June. According to the magazine, the interview had been in the works for three months, which puts its genesis around the beginning of March.

“Before Bruce got into the accident, he gave the world hints about his true sexuality,” Halperin quotes the friend as saying. “After the accident, he went full steam ahead. I truly believe he was trying to misdirect the negative publicity he received after the car crash….it was clear he was worried about being charged.”

Halperin also spoke to an NCAA coach “who had known Jenner for years,” and had been in contact with Jenner recently. The coach revealed that Kris Jenner, Caitlyn’s former wife and the mastermind matriarch of the Kardashian empire, “had influenced him to suppress his desire to be a woman for all those years. ‘She told him he should pray,’ he reveals, ‘that church could help heal him.”

Halperin notes that this sounds “suspiciously like ‘conversion therapy,” adding that “the idea of using religion to suppress homosexuality has a troubling history associated with evangelical Christianity, especially during the 80s and 90s, when the idea gained momentum in various Christian ministries throughout the United States.”

Throughout the book, Halperin documents Kris Jenner’s associations with questionable church figures, including several who clearly promoted homophobia.

When she first connected with Robert Kardashian, famous O.J. Simpson friend and father of Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, and Rob Kardashian, they attended bible studies led by conservative singer Pat Boone, who was “a fierce critic of any number of liberal causes, from the pro-choice to the gay rights movements.”

Years later, Halperin writes, Kris was a regular attendee at the Calvary Community Church in Westlake, California, a church “long associated with homophobic positions,” including firing a member of their executive team in 2012 for coming out as gay, noting during the firing that “it would never be accepted by the congregation.” Kris and (pre-transition) Bruce were “especially taken” with the church’s pastor, Brad Johnson, who built a 4,000-member congregation with “his hip, irreverent style.”

The book talks about even grosser stuff- like how Kris had a hand in the engineering and release of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape and image. None of this surprises me, but every time I hear it I puke a little in my mouth. Sigh.

Will you read the book?

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Posted Monday, April 11th, 2016 at 8:08am
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