Mariah Carey doesn’t quite understand all the fuss inside of her ex Nick Cannon‘s rap…and honestly, I feel like it makes him look pretty desperate.
Nick released a song Thursday which is pretty bad. It’s called “Divorce Papers” and seems like one of the many ways he’s trying to stay relevant. In the rap, Nick says “And now I can’t see my kids ’cause the government sucks,” and “It’s f***** up that the time you spend with your own kids is called visitation.”
Apparently, sources close to both say that Mariah and Nick have gotten along extremely well, especially when they’ve been dealing with child custody. They say Mariah has never denied Nick access to the twins and Nick has always been able to see them when he wanted. So…guess songs aren’t REAL, guys.
As for why Nick has not signed the divorce papers for nearly 2 years, TMZ believes that believes that Nick is being manipulated by his lawyers, because of how beef-less their relationship is. Hey, I have an idea? PROBABLY BECAUSE NICK CANNON IS NOBODY AND WANTS TO PROLONG THIS DEBACLE FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
One of the other lyrics is “It’s been 2 years and I’m the one that’s been waiting.” It appears he’s talking about getting divorced, but TMZ says Mariah and her lawyer have been pressing Nick to sign the docs for months and months and HE’S the one stalling.
At the end of his rap, Nick says, “Man, f*** it. Let’s sign the papers.” We’ll see if that actually happens.
Posted Monday, June 20th, 2016 at 9:09am
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Nick Cannon has more to say. Is anyone listening?
There have been many rumors that the America’s Got Talent host refused to sign his divorce papers with Mariah Carey, for whatever reason (CODE: media attention). But, Nick shut that sh*t down, accusing the media of blowing it out of proportion…though he’s not said his peace just yet.
Dude dropped a freestyle on Thursday about the drama, tellingly titled Divorce Papers! And it’s as sad as you’d think, though Nick told KarenCivil.com that the new track isn’t about attention or bad blood, but about the media frenzy surrounding his divorce:
“My purpose for creating this Divorce Papers freestyle was not to feed the tabloid chatter, or even to diffuse it. This was strictly a creative way for me to express my frustrations with the media, the naysayers, myself and ultimately with the voices in my head.”
Dude finished song a week ago, but was conflicted about putting it out to the public, adding:
“I’ve been sitting on the song for almost a week now because I was really torn on whether or not I should release it. The last thing I would ever want to do is add fuel to the fire, especially a fire that was fabricated by the press. But, ultimately I felt it was necessary to clear the air and set the record straight once and for all.”
Ugh, yes, this seems totally “NECESSARY.” Anyhow, listen to it below and tell us what you think!
Posted Friday, June 17th, 2016 at 10:10am
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, Nick Cannon
Vanity Fair JUST released this VERY telling interview with Jennifer Garner, and it. Is. Awesome. I don’t wanna say too much I just want to give you the highlights, and let her own words speak for the effed up situation that is the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner divorce scandal:
On what it was like to be married to Ben Affleck:“I didn’t marry the big fat movie star; I married him,” she says. “And I would go back and remake that decision. I ran down the beach to him, and I would again. You can’t have these three babies and so much of what we had. He’s the love of my life. What am I going to do about that? He’s the most brilliant person in any room, the most charismatic, the most generous. He’s just a complicated guy. I always say, ‘When his sun shines on you, you feel it.’ But when the sun is shining elsewhere, it’s cold. He can cast quite a shadow.”
On Ben and Jen’s marriage being so high profile:“It was a real marriage,” Garner says. “It wasn’t for the cameras. And it was a huge priority for me to stay in it. And that did not work.”
On Ben Affleck’s affair with Christine Ouzounian:“Let me just tell you something,” Garner says. “We had been separated for months before I ever heard about the nanny. She had nothing to do with our decision to divorce. She was not a part of the equation. Bad judgment? Yes. It’s not great for your kids for [a nanny] to disappear from their lives.”
On staying off the internet during her divorce:“Ben says, ‘Oh, you just don’t care,’ and I say, ‘No, it’s the opposite.’ It hurts me so much, and I care so much,” she says, choosing to not “give a shit” how the divorce looks to the outside world. “I cannot be driven by the optics of this. I cannot let anger or hurt be my engine. I need to move with the big picture always on my mind, and the kids first and foremost.”
On re-entering the dating world:“I guess. I don’t know. It’s just that [from] everyone that I know that is dating it just seems, well…. Men don’t call anymore…. I want flowers; I don’t want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I?”
(Via Vanity Fair)
Jennifer Garner still seems so…sad. But this is so telling and rich- clearly, the marriage was (and still is!) a very complicated organism.
To read the article in its entirety, go HERE!
Photos: Vanity Fair
Posted Friday, February 26th, 2016 at 11:11am
Filed under Jennifer Garner
is officially a free woman, and while this cover doesn’t really reflect it (not sure if ‘Turning the Tables” is a good title for a book about prison stuff), the Real Housewives of New Jersey
star is spilling all the deets of her 11-month stay in jail.
Here are, according to People, the juiciest bits of her strange prison diary:
• Teresa, 43, had to squat and cough during her first strip search at the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, Connecticut
. “I have never felt more vulnerable in my life,” she said of the experience.
• Feminine products had many uses in prison. Inmates used maxi-pads for everything from facemasks to makeup removers, slippers and cleaning rags. “I laughed the first time I wiped down the floor and my locker with a maxi pad. I couldn’t help but think, if only everyone could see me now.” But the one that surprised the reality star the most? A prison-style sex toy made with a maxi-pad a toothbrush and a rubber glove. “I never cared to use anything like that, but I have to say, the women in there are so creative.”
• Teresa witnessed nightly sex sessions and hookups between her roommates. “The ladies were getting it on so much that our room became known as the Boom Boom Room,” she said.
• She worked out three times a day, lost 8 lbs. and went down two to three sizes. Teresa did everything from running on the track to lifting weights and exercise classes, but she became most passionate about yoga: “It got me though this whole ordeal, and I can’t live without it now.”
Honestly, this doesn’t sound that bad. All the time in the world to do yoga, write a book and muffle the sounds of your roommates’ lesbian hookups? Yeah, I can think of worse things.
Do you think her prison stint seems hard?
Posted Tuesday, February 9th, 2016 at 10:10am
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