16-year-old Angus T. Jones, who plays Charlie Sheen’s nephew Jake Harper on Two and a Half Men, signed a new contract which makes him a very, very wealthy teenager.

He now gets $300,000 per episode, with a guaranteed 26 episodes. This means he’ll be making $7.8 million over the next two seasons PLUS a $500,000 signing bonus!

Charlie Sheen, however, also signed a contract, but he’s making a ton more. He’s going to be paid $2 million per episode, which means $52 million over the next two seasons. $52 million!!

Paris Hilton has convinced another TV network to give her her own reality show.

Sidenote: I was doing a little research for this post (surprising, I know) and found out something rather shocking. Did you know that The Simple Life, which she “starred” in with ex-BFF Nicole Richie aired for four years!? That’s craziness! No wonder they don’t speak anymore, a little Wonky goes a long way!

Anyway, this time around she’s looking to show her serious side, okay? She’s, like, totally deep, and, like, totally misunderstood.

The untitled-future-Emmy-winning-reality-show will air on Oxygen (suckers!) and will be about her life and her “work”.

The show will feature Hilton’s interactions with friends and family. One of the friends that will make an appearance, is the alleged-cocaine-addict Brooke Mueller (soon to be ex-wife of Charlie Sheen), which makes complete sense. Now we know what kind of “work” she’s she’s talking about! Maybe it was Brooke’s purse that contained the cocaine when Paris was busted!

Hey, as I type, I’m starting to get excited about this show. I take it back, it could be pure genius.

According to US Weekly, months before Charlie Sheen was arrested on domestic violence charges Christmas Day, he allegedly threw around estranged wife Brooke Mueller “like a rag doll” during a heated spat at their California home, new police reports show.

Realaspen.com reports that when police arrived at the couple’s Aspen, Colo., home Christmas Day after a reported scuffle, Mueller, 32, told three different officers that she and Sheen, 44, got into a heated argument two or three months ago after she accused him of sleeping with prostitutes.

According to the three police reports, she claimed Sheen shoved her head into a piece of furniture, resulting in a head injury that required a CAT scan and treatment by multiple physicians.

Wrote Officer Rick Magnuson: “I asked [Sheen] if he ever harmed Mueller in the past. [Sheen] stated that approximately two months ago, in California, Mueller accused him of sleeping with prostitutes. [Sheen] stated that he denied this allegation, which escalated into a ‘huge fight.’ He added that when Mueller attempted to leave the argument, he grabbed her by the wrist, causing her to fall to the ground. [Sheen] added that Mueller hit the back of her head on a piece of furniture as she fell to the ground. [Sheen] stated that Mueller was injured when her head contacted the furniture. [Sheen] added that neither he nor Mueller reported this incident to law enforcement. [Sheen] added that Mueller received medical treatment for her head injury. [Sheen] added that the Mueller’s injury was not intentional, adding that she accidentally hit her head as he was trying to restrain her.”

When Magnuson asked Mueller about the California fight, she got “upset,” he wrote in his report. “She was very adamant that [Sheen] intentionally hurt her by throwing her to the ground, like a ‘rag doll.’”

As for Sheen’s Christmas Day arrest, the reports reveal Sheen and Mueller — who both had been drinking — got into a fight because of the hit Train song “Drops of Jupiter.”

According to the police reports, Sheen told officers that he and his daughter “share an affinity for both astronomy” and the Train tune.

“He bought two tracking telescopes; one for his daughter and one for him so they could both look at the same point in the universe at the same time, as a way of staying connected,” Magnuson wrote. “[Sheen] added that Mueller was jealous of this relationship with his daughter. He stated that Mueller said, ‘You have a song you share with your daughter, but not one with me.’ [Sheen] replied, ‘It’s my daughter, can I have this moment?’ [Sheen] was emotional while telling this story.”

Sheen told officers the argument escalated as they began to “slap” at “each other’s hands or wrists.”

Last week, Sheen pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor assault charge in the domestic violence case.

He was ordered to 30 days in rehab as part of a plea deal, as well as 36 hours of domestic violence counseling.

Charlie Sheen manages to avoid time in jail. Instead he will go to Promises Rehab center for 30 days.

The actor plead guilty to a misdemeanor assault charge stemming for an incident involving his wife Brooke Mueller on Christmas day 2009.

Charlie has been sentenced to 30 days at Promises Rehab, 36 hours of anger management classes, and 30 days probation. Sheen’s charges of felony menacing and criminal mischief were dropped as part of the plea deal with prosecutors.

Sheen made the following statement.

“I’m very grateful to the court and to the people of Pitkin County,” Sheen said in a statement. “I look forward to complying with the court’s decision, getting on with my life and putting this behind me.”

Sheen has struggled with addiction in the past and has spent time in rehab before. He pled not guilty in March to the charges of menacing, criminal mischief and assault charges stemming from the headline-making argument with his wife Brooke Mueller, 32.

Brooke and Charlie have 2 children together. Twin boys Bob and Max who were born in March of 2009.

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Charlie Sheen isn’t leaving ‘Two and a Half Men’ just yet, PEOPLE reports.

“To put a fitting end on the two-and-one-half months of whirlwind speculation, I’m looking forward to returning to my CBS home on Monday nights,” the actor said in a statement.

According to reports, Sheen was holding out for more money, but he denies those allegations.

Meanwhile, the TV star is still facing felony menacing and misdemeanor assault charges, after allegedly attacking his wife, Brooke Mueller, on Christmas. Sheen hopes to make a deal in court.

(I want to know how much he got!)

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According to TMZ, Charlie Sheen may not re-sign his Two and a Half Men contract. Though Charlie likes the role, and loves the show, according to TMZ, he’s already looking ahead to what’s coming next.

“Charlie is really into his sobriety now,” one source said, adding, “He likes the show but it brings back bad memories.”

Interestingly, if Charlie re-signs, he stands to make a whopping $60-$100 million over the next two years, while his costar Jon Cryer would bring in around $20 million. Obviously Jon’s team are scrambling to make the deal work.

Even with all that cash at play, “if it doesn’t happen it literally wouldn’t faze him.” I guess Charlie doesn’t need the money that bad!

They have little time to negotiate, CBS will announce their fall schedule on May 19th!

TMZ

Charlie Sheen recently said in an interview that he wants a boycott of his ex-wife Denise Richards’ upcoming E! reality series because it will exploit their daughters, Sam, 3, and Lola, 2. Denise says his fury is phony. “This is the first time I’ve publicly commented on one of his attacks, but I need to take a stand at some point,” Denise tells In Touch exclusively. “He’s such an angry person. This court battle wasn’t about our girls on the show, it was him battling me. He wasn’t trying to protect the kids at all.”

Denise says the Two and a Half Men star refused to sign a waiver so he could use it as leverage to change their custody agreement. “But I wouldn’t compromise the protection I already had in place,” she says. Charlie, 42, filed court papers to stop the show — but the judge denied his request. “Charlie was set for victory and had even prepared a statement,” Denise says. “But he lost. So now he wants my show to fail.” Denise, 37, is relieved the show will go on. “I’m looking forward to people meeting the real me,” Denise says. “I just want to start over.”

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