The whereabouts of baby Suri has become so hotly debated that some wags are calling Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ child the Loch Ness Monster of the celeb world: some are claiming to have seen her, while others insist she’s just a myth.

One rumor is that protective pop Top Gun is reluctant to trot out the child because he’s worried about kidnapping threats. His spokesman denies that buzz — and even denies that Cruise is “reluctant” to show Suri.

“He hasn’t been reluctant,” spokesman Arnold Robinson tells the Scoop. “They will be making a decision to release the photographs [of Suri] shortly.” Will the pics be released to a single or few media outlets, or will it be a general release? “That’s part of the decision they’ll be making shortly,” he said.

Plot Outline: A drug lord smuggles heroin into Harlem during the 1970s by hiding the stash inside the coffins of American soldiers returning from Vietnam.

From left to right: Maggie, David Duchovny, Billy Crudup, director (& Julianne’s husband) Bart Freundlich, Julianne Moore & Eva Mendes

Carmen Electra at the “Step Up” Premiere

Paris in Marie Claire

And now I guess we’re stalking Vanessa Minnillo?

Victoria Beckham back to short hair. In case you were wondering.

So Heather Mills ISN’T a golddigger?  Huh!

Mandy Moore’s NEXT project?

Nip/Tuck Season 4 PROMOS!!!

Matthew McConaughey on yet another bike ride.  But still good lookin’.

Pink peeing on the road.  Seriously.