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Kourtney Kardashian planned to breast feed her unborn son for a looong time.

“Kourtney was like, ‘I’m so excited. I don’t have to cook for five years!’” her little sister Khloe, 25, jokes in an episode of the “Rachael Ray Show” to air Thursday.

“And I go, ‘What do you mean?’ She’s like, ‘I’m gonna breast feed.’ I go, ‘For five years?’ She has, like, no idea!” Khloe goes on.

The American Academy of Pediatrics recommends breastfeeding for at least a year, and up to three years.

Kim, 29, agrees that she wouldn’t peg her sister — who is due this month — as a natural mom.

“Kourtney was never the type that I ever would think would ever want to have kids,” she tells Ray. “She owns a kid’s clothing store, and if a kid would come in she would be like, ‘Where’s your mom? You need to go find your mom and come in with her.’”

“She didn’t understand it and she wasn’t that nurturing,” Kim admits.

But since learning she’s expecting with on-again beau Scott Disick, Kourtney, 30, has “just completely changed,” Kim says.

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Natalie Portman will star in and produce “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,” a film that is based on the bestselling book written by Seth Grahame-Smith and Austen.

Though Austen’s name is on the book, Grahame-Smith took the liberty of adding bloodthirsty flesh-eating zombies to the mix.

Portman will produce through her handsomecharlie shingle with Annette Savitch, plus Darko Films’ Richard Kelly, Sean McKittrick and Ted Hamm.

Described as an expanded version of the Austen classic, the book tells the timeless story of a woman’s quest for love and independence amid the outbreak of a deadly virus that turns the undead into vicious killers.

Portman will play feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet, who is distracted from her quest to eradicate the zombie menace by the arrival of the arrogant Mr. Darcy.

“Natalie and I are longtime passionate fans of Jane Austen’s books and this a fresh, fun and thought-provoking way to approach her work,” Savitch said. “The idea of zombies running rampant in 19th Century England may sound odd, but it lends a modern sense of urgency to a well known love story.”

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