Will.i.am sat down with Elle Magazine in a very revealing interview. He talks about everything from sex – to dating – to never meeting his father. In an excerpt from the interview, he talks about how his biggest pet peeves in women are 1) women who have condoms at their house, 2) women who don’t dry their sinks when they’re done using them and 3) women who don’t clean themselves with baby wipes. If you know a woman who meets this criteria – she may be in luck!
On Will’s sex life:
To me, sex isn’t like an extracurricular activity that you do because you’re [feeling amorous]. Because I was raised around girls, I think I’ve adopted that perspective on sex. When you’re with somebody and you love them, then you’re going to do it and you’re going to do it a lot. On tour, the band started calling me G. S., for the Good Samaritan.
On his father, whom he’s never met:
I asked my mother about it once, and she said, “Willie, can I ask you a question? Are you happy with your perspective on the world? Are you proud that you’re tenacious and driven? Are you happy how me and your uncles have raised you?” I was like, “Yeah.” She said, “Then you shouldn’t feel like you’re missing anything. I am your daddy. I protected you, and the proof is your happiness with who you are right now.”
This part of the interview is just too good to miss any of it, so here you go:
ELLE: If you walked into a woman’s house, what one item would convince you that you weren’t compatible?
W: If she had condoms in her house, that would just f*ckin’ throw me off. That’s just tacky.
ELLE: Well, okay, I could see if she had a candy bowl full of them on the coffee table. But if she’s got a few in a drawer, wouldn’t that simply suggest she’s health-conscious?
W: I just think, like, if you’re into someone and you guys get to that level, then that’s something you should converse about together and say, “Hey, maybe we should get some.” Another pet peeve is wet sinks.
ELLE: Wet sinks?
W: Yeah, like a wet sink. You don’t wipe the sink after you use it? Dry it off! And if she’s got only dry toilet paper and no baby wipes next to the toilet. You ain’t got no baby wipes?
ELLE: I’ve heard about this particular deal breaker before. Why is that a big deal to you?
W: Here’s proof on why people should have baby wipes. Get some chocolate, wipe it on a wooden floor, and then try to get it up with some dry towels. You’re going to get chocolate in the cracks. That’s why you gotta get them baby wipes.
I was with Will until the wet sink thing. Wet sinks? Really? That’s a deal breaker?
And I get the baby wipe thing… I mean it couldn’t hurt. But he takes it one step further with his whole chocolate on the floor scenario. GROSS.
Posted Tuesday, April 26th, 2011 at 12:12pm
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