Whoopi “Cushion” Goldberg strikes again — tearing ass this morning on “The View” so loudly … she nearly put a hole in her seat.
Whoop doesn’t even attempt to hide it either, claiming, “Excuse me, I think I just blew a little frog outta there!” The guest on the show – Claire Danes — clearly has no idea what to do with herself.
It’s nothing new for the gas-woman — during an interview with Dr. Oz back in May, Whoopi admitted she farts all the time on her show. Gotta respect her honesty.
As my grandmother always told us, it’s better to bear the shame than the pain.
Whoopi Goldberg apparently smoked a marijuana joint before she got on stage and gave her Oscar speech when she won back in 1991 for Best Supporting Actress in Ghost.
While doing a voice-over session for the movie The Pagemaster back in 1992, Whoopi admits she was high as a kite while giving her speech.
She called her joint “wonderful” and said she was so high during the show, she had to coach herself on stage. Whoopi claims she got a call from her mother afterwards, who said she knew her daughter was high because of her “glistening eyes.” She also added:
“Just because I do it doesn’t mean you should do it.”
The ‘Single Ladies’ singer is so desperate to dress up as a nun for a remake of the 1992 movie – which was recently turned into a sell-out musical in London’s West End theater district – she is begging Disney bosses to take up the project.
Britain’s Daily Mail newspaper reports: “Beyonce has asked her representatives to persuade Disney to develop the show into a film vehicle for her. If this comes to pass, she would take on, in musical form, the part Whoopi Goldberg creates in the 1992 ‘Sister Act’ film, although the stage version moves the action from the West Coast to Philadelphia.”
The 27-year-old beauty recently took a break from her UK ‘I Am Sasha Fierce tour’ to watch the show at the London Palladium theater.
If the movie project goes ahead, Beyonce will play sexy singer Deloris Van Cartier – the role previously portrayed by Hollywood actress Whoopi Goldberg – who is forced to dress up as a nun while fleeing a group of gangsters.
Beyonce is also in talks about releasing ‘Take Me To Heaven’, one of the musical’s well-known hits.
Filming will not start until after 2011, following the musical’s move to New York’s Broadway theater district in late 2010.
Patina Miller is currently playing the lead character in the West End musical which was co-produced by Whoopi.
Whoopi Goldberg has blasted ignorant financiers for delaying the opening of her Broadway revival For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When The Rainbow Is Enuf.
The show, featuring singer India.Arie in her Broadway bow, was scheduled to open later this month but the production has suffered a setback after donors pulled out over concerns about the title of Nitozake Shange’s play.
Goldberg, who is among the producers of the show, says, “We had a couple of major donors who didn’t look at the title.”
“They said, ‘We can’t say for colored girls or suicide – we certainly can’t say them in the same sentence.’ I was like, ‘Did you not know this play?’ But more money is coming in.”
Producers have not yet announced when the play will be rescheduled.
Whoopi Goldberg stunned U.S. pop sensation Katy Perry on The View on Monday morning by planting a kiss on her lips and remarking, “I like it”.
Perry was talking about her summer smash hit I Kissed A Girl, which features the line `I kissed a girl and I liked it,’ when show co-host Goldberg stepped up from the audience to smooch.
As minister’s daughter Perry looked both awed and shocked by the lip lock, Goldberg turned to the studio audience and quipped, “I like it.”
