Okay, so maybe I’m out of the loop, but I never knew Portia de Rossi was a lesbian, until it came out that she was with Ellen. I mean – I was a die hard Ally McBeal fan, and I never knew! So now that I’m “in the know” I’m catching up for lost time. Here is Portia and Ellen.

Like Paris’ new hairdo? Hehehe. Looks like she cut the hair off her doll, and attached it to her head.

Oh, and by the way. You can buy these doll braids for only $21.80, and that includes shipping. Such a deal.

Hahahaha!! Tori Spelling’s fiance Dean McDermott is here showing off his new tattoo. “Truly Madly Deeply Tori” permanently inked on his wrist.

Does he not remember how long her last marriage lasted??? This is a sure sign. They’re done for.

FRIDAY TRIVIA: SOLVED!!
ANSWER: Jared Leto

Erin answered it in Marsi-like speed (yesterday, answering Rob Lowe). Good job Erin!

FRIDAY TRIVIA: GUESS THE CELEBRITY!

*I was born in 1971.
*I have a brother named Shannon.
*I love to skateboard, snowboard & hike (to name a few).
*I gave up sex for 2 months to prepare for my role as a heroin addict in one of my movies.
*In most of my movies, I am disfigured in some way.
*I was engaged to a A list actress for 2 years, before separating.

Who Am I?

Oh, Ally, what happened to you.

Poor Calista.

Yup – that’s about right.