Probably not, but it’s still fun to read about!  Dlisted

Julianne Hough didn’t have a pretty childhood TooFab

JWoww‘s butt doomed 2013 Superficial

Best. Maternity. Wear. Ever.  ASL

Kim Kardashian sex tape sales skyrocket Popbytes

Sorry, what did Miss Venezuela say now?  TheBlemish

Suri Cruise is over the paparazzi INO

Paul McCartney doesn’t want to work with Justin Bieber CDL

Channing Tatum knows how to chill Celebitchy

Jude Law in Maui Dlisted

Ke$ha is bi TooFab

Miley Cyrus is comparing Justin Bieber to Princess Di.  Oh lord.  Superficial

You want galleries? We got galleries.  ASL

Seriously, Gwyn.  Seriously.  Dlisted

Real Housewives cosmetic surgery confessions TooFab

Remember when Katy Perry‘s bikini fell off? Superficial

Maxwell Johnson is DIGGING Hawaii!  ASL

Lindsay Lohan finally sent the IRS some money PopBytes

Ashlee Simpson is the hot one now TheBlemish

Kate Winslet gets a trip to space for her wedding present…literally INO

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take 12 nannies with the family to the Carribean CDL

Is Daniel Craig jealous and possessive? Celebitchy

Justin Theroux loves his jorts.  Dlisted

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon: Christmas with the twins! TooFab

Emma Watson‘s pasties.  Superficial

Did Shakira have her baby already? ASL

With her guardianship situation settled for the moment, Ariel Winter seems to be doing fun things with her sister Shanelle Workman and her family!

Ariel has been hanging with Workman and her daughter (pictured above, with Santa) at the Studio City Farmer’s Market, and went Go-Karting in Burbank earlier this week.  With her Dad and Lawyer managing her finances and being in a stable home, it seems like this 14-year-old can finally do normal 14-year-old things!

A hearing to make the guardianship permanent is set for March.  Let’s hope Ariel gets in as much kid time as possible until that time!

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Speaking of a colorful year, Terminator 2′s Nick Stahl has had one…

The 33-year-old actor was missing, and found (and then missing again) earlier in the year and now he’s newly arrested… for “touching himself” in a porno store!

LAPD tells TMZ that  undercover vice officers were conducting a routine check of an adult store in Hollywood around 6pm yesterday evening, and found Stahl alone in one of those private booths, watching a porno, and appeared to be “touching himself” Eww!  Stahl was booked for lewd conduct, which is a misdemeanor.

Nick was cited and released from police custody a few hours later, but oddly enough nobody picked him up from the station…he just kinda…wandered away.  Here’s a video clip where he called the whole thing a “misunderstanding.”

First of all, I wouldn’t touch those gross Hollywood booths with a ten foot pole. Second of all, Stahl needs to stop disappearing, make amends with his wife and GET IT TOGETHER.  Third of all (and a fun fact I’ll leave y’all with), according to TMZ one of the officers who arrested Stahl also busted Fred Willard in July for pulling a similar deal in an adult theater.

I think THAT officer takes the cake for weirdest year!

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A man arrested for trespassing on Taylor Swift‘s Nashville property earlier this month…will NOT be getting into deeper trouble with the law!

TMZ reports that 24-year-old Jacob Kulke was busted on December 14th after allegedly hopping a fence near Taylor’s property.  According to the cops, Jacob told them he was Miss Swift’s boyfriend, and had taken a bus from Wisconsin to be with the singer (jealous, Harry Styles?).

It looks like the Swift family didn’t want to move forward with the legal proceedings, so their prosecutors decided not to pursue criminal charges against the Swift uberfan. According to Kulke’s attorney, one of the reasons he the family isn’t in a good place to prosecute is because Swift’s home did not have “No Trespassing” signs posted at the perimeter, leading Kulke to believe it would be okay to enter the property.

Umm…kind of.  Sounds like a thin excuse.  Still, if Kulke isn’t dangerous, no harm no foul?

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Kings of Leon drummer Nathan Followill is now a DAD!

Followill and his wife Jessie Baylin welcomed their first child, daughter Violet Marlowe Followill, in Nashville on Wednesday. Another Christmas baby, my friends. Deck those halls…with baby stuff!

Little Violet (love that name!) weighed in at 7 pounds and 13 oz. for the couple, who wed just more than three years ago. A band rep told People that 33-year-old Followill, 28-year-old Baylin “and baby are doing well, and are so in love!”

Aw, so cute! I guess this couple is going to be busy…new baby, lots of touring, and a new Kings of Leon album out in 2013!  Are you excited for it? I AM!

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The X’d factor for Britney Spears… Dlisted

2012 in review: celebrity wardrobe malfunctions.  TooFab

Mila Jovovich went commando Superficial

Miley Cyrus is terrible.  ASL

Ashton Kutcher wants Angus T Jones FIRED Popbytes

Dakota Fanning has weird Christmas traditions TheBlemish

Natalie Portman is the “Best actor for your buck” according to Forbes CDL

Leonardo DiCaprio gave Kate Winslet away at her wedding INO

Anne Hathaway admits to being a “witch” Celebitchy

Weight Watchers, Schmeit Schmatchers.  Dlisted

Game of Thrones most pirated show on TV TooFab

Guess who had a swimsuit malfunction? Superficial

Rider Strong is engaged!  ASL