Justin Timberlake is more than living up to his moniker “Trousersnake” with a role as a well-hung wannabe 70s porn star in a new comedy.

The pop singer sports a dodgy ‘tache, big hair, tiny speedos and little else as Jacques Grande in The Love Guru.

Grande is a professional skater and aspiring porno actor who has stolen away the wife of a rival hockey player whose career has subsequently gone on the skids.

Austin Powers star Mike Myers plays an Indian guru who makes people fall in love and he attempts to break into the US self-help market by resolving this “triangle of lurve”.

Jessica Alba, Ben Kingsley and Jessica Simpson also star in this ridiculous comedy along with Verne Troyer, who played Mini Me in the Austin Powers series.

The film is set to be release this July.

Don’t be playin’ this at work, it’s NSFW. (But freakin’ hilarious!)

I am the BIGGEST Indiana Jones fans out there. I’ve seen all 3 more times than I can count. I cannot even tell you how excited I am to see this!!!

Indiana Jones is back! Here are the first scenes of the action hero back on big screens almost 20 years after Harrison Ford last wowed movie fans as the intrepid archaeologist. A trailer for ‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’ shows Harrison, now 65, as active as ever in the movie. It also shows sneak peaks of young Hollywood wonder Shia LaBeouf in the movie, due in cinemas in May. The trailer for the Paramount Pictures movie was aired exclusively on ABC TV’s Good Morning America.

In the 20th Century Fox release, starring Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo and Betty Buckley, a couple goes on the run from an apocalyptic crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity.

Shyamalan’s first R-rated feature will hit theaters worldwide on Friday, June 13th 2008.

WATCH THE TEASER HERE.

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Hopefully this movie will not SUCK like his last few attempts.  The Lady in the Water was so bad, it should have been a comedy.

Have you seen the trailer for this movie? It looks sooooooooooooooo dumb. I think I don’t like Eva Longoria.

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Here’s the trailer….in case you haven’t seen it.

In this wonderful modern-day fairy-tale Christina Ricci stars as Penelope, a beautiful young girl with an extraordinary curse. Hidden away from the world in her family’s majestic home, Penelope dreams of breaking free of the enchantment - but true love is hard to find when young men run away screaming.

That is, until she meets Max (James McAvoy), a down-on-his luck musician and Annie (Reece Witherspoon), a free-spirited rock-chick, who encourage her to come out of hiding and find her true self. Penelope soon discovers that sometimes what you’re looking for can be right under your nose…