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Teresa Giudice Talks Prison Cuisine, A.K.A. Rice Maggots And Crazy Constipation

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Man, going to prison is like, the best thing that ever happened to Real Housewives star Teresa Giudice…it’s the weirdo gift that keeps on giving!

Her new book drops today, and yeah, we’ll get to that. But first, we gotta talk prison FOOD. After a year long stint in the boom boom room, Teresa has a mouthful of words to say about the place’s culinary wiles, and it’s especially hilarious because she’s trying to eat “clean” and “consciously” while having a starring role in the Orange Is The New Black episode that is her life.

“Everything was expired. In the summer it got around that someone saw maggots in the rice, and that blew around the camp quick,” she tells PEOPLE exclusively in this week’s isssue. “I was grossed-out and never wanted to eat rice again but at the same time I was starting to cut out the carbs so it kind of worked anyway.”

I guess being on a health kick while in the klink isn’t the easiest…? Shocker.

“We did have salad, but, oh my God, it was beans and rice all the time,” she tells PEOPLE. “I mean, you know, listen: The inmates were the cooks and they did the best they could, but you know, it wasn’t the best quality of food. It wasn’t.”

Also, REAL TALK? She got mad constipated.

“I had like a lot of stomach problems there. I couldn’t go to the bathroom … I was, like, dying. I was like, ‘My stomach is killing me,’ ” she reveals. “I started not eating so much of the meat because I would get sick. The meat I didn’t eat because I knew it was definitely expired.”

(Via People)

A fate worse than death! Still, expired meat??? Is that what my tax dollars are going towards? Shame, US prison system. SHAME!

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Posted Tuesday, February 9th, 2016 at 7:07am
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Teresa Giudice Is FREE! FREE AS THE WIND!

Teresa Giudice was shaken down in prison

It’s been a little over a month since Teresa Giudice was released from prison, but an arguably more important milestone happened today: she’s no longer on house arrest!

Truth be told, the reality star has gone on approved excursions since leaving prison on December 23, but now she no longer has to get the okay from her probation officer. Just in time for the Jersey Mom, because she’s releasing her prison memoir on Tuesday. CONVENIENT.

T.G.’s lawyer commented:

“Effective this morning, Teresa is no longer subject to the parameters of home confinement. She is now free in all aspects from the custodial portion of her sentence. The restitution has been paid in full and what remains is a two-year period of supervised release, the terms of which we will remain in full compliance with.”

In addition:

“Teresa is very much looking forward to closing this dark chapter in her life and moving forward both personally and professionally.”

(Via PerezHilton)

Yes, but first let her sell some books before that “move forward,” part, right? Right.

Dear ‘ol Joe Giudice heading off to Jail March for 41 months…so maybe she should use these precious couple months for family time, not book promotion. I dunno, call me CRAZY.

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Posted Friday, February 5th, 2016 at 10:10am
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Teresa Giudice’s Prison Was Nicknamed “The Boom Boom Room.”

Teresa Giudice Tapes Messages For Her Kids To Watch While She's In Prison

Orange is The New Black has nothing On Teresa Giudice!

Teresa Giudice might be outta prision, but some experiences while incarcerated will stay with her forever. The Real Housewives of New Jersey star is releasing a new book where she said she encountered LOTS of lesbian free-for-alls in the prison she called home in 2015. Not sure how that’ll be a whole book, but TMZ reports that it covers how straight women became “gay for the stay,” trading sex for commissary money.

The New York Daily News previewed the book, which has both shower escapades, and nocturnal nookie sessions.  She says, “I could see two women … writhing around … I cannot believe this is happening!”

In fact, there was so much sex the prison’s nickname was The Boom Boom Room. Classy, classy. But while she says she never took a walk on the wild side, the other inmates did call her: “Hollywood.” A lot of truth in that prison.

Are you curious…to read Teresa’s book?

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Posted Monday, February 1st, 2016 at 7:07am
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Teresa Giudice’s Christmas Was Super…Pescatarian?

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It’s a Jersey Christmas miracle!

As we reported, Teresa Giudice spent Xmas outside of the slammer and inside brother Joe Gorga‘s home, where his wife, Melissa Gorga, made a traditional Italian meal:

“It was a nice evening, they kept it small with just the the Gorgas and the Giudices,” says the source. “[They] wanted it to be a quiet celebration for family. Melissa cooked a traditional Italian Christmas Eve meal of seven fishes.”

“It was the first time Melissa and Teresa have seen each other in over a year,” adds the source. “The holiday spirit was definitely in the air. Everyone got along well, exchanged gifts. Very happy night.”

(Via People)

Blah blah blah drama free wait- SEVEN FISHES?! I don’t wanna hear the deets on the carolers, people- I wanna hear A. What kind of fish, B. How the fish was cooked and C. If we gonna get any deets on sweet apps and sides pertinent to the fish-heavy meal.

C’mon- ’tis the season for sharing…delicious italian food secrets plz.

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Posted Monday, December 28th, 2015 at 9:09am
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