I was just reading through all the latest Twitter updates, and saw one that Spencer Pratt just posted.  He’s such an idiot!

And I would say it’s more of Kristin Cavallari swooping in for sloppy seconds, rather than Lauren Conrad being replaced.

OMG why am I talking about this.

Are Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag headed to divorce court?

Possibly — if Heidi, 22, gets pregnant.

“He said, ‘That’s the quickest way to divorce,’” she tells MTV News. “I said, ‘No, sucker — you’ll be locked in. What do you mean?’”

Spencer, 25, says he isn’t joking.

If she gets pregnant, “I told her there’s a divorce or adoption,” he says. “If she’s not down with the adoption, I think it’s divorce.”

Why doesn’t he want a baby?

“I’m a baby. I’m not prepared,” he says. “And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.”

Four months after getting married, Heidi — whom Spencer says is “trying to have a baby like it’s going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons” — says she’s “ready” for kids.

“I think I was born ready,” says The Hills star. “I’m very maternal. I’m very loving. I would be the best mom ever. [He feels] not quite the same, but maybe he just doesn’t know he wants kids yet. I think he never wants kids, but maybe I’ll have a surprise for him.”

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VIDEO: Did you catch the trainwreck that was Heidi’s performance on Miss Universe?

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Could Spencer Pratt be the next Brad Pitt?

That’s what The Hills star is hoping!

In his new book, How to Be Famous, the reality star discusses his desire to be like the Inglourious Basterds actor.

What impresses him most?

How Pitt handled his 2005 divorce from Jennifer Aniston amidst an affair with Angelina Jolie.

“There literally is not another situation in the history of Hollywood where a man left a woman as beloved as Jennifer Aniston for someone like Angelina Jolie (a home-wrecking head case) and still ended up the good guy,” Pratt writes. “We salute you, Mr. Pitt!”

In the tome — which is being published by Grand Central Publishing and hits bookshelves in November — Pratt opens up about his eagerness to be the bad guy.

“If I weren’t me, I’d hate me,” he adds. “When you’re the villain, you don’t have to worry about how your enemy feels.”

Case in point: He bragged that he couldn’t have cared less that he was blamed for leak of nemesis Lauren Conrad’s alleged sex tape. He even said he made a point of telling every blog that the tape — which he claims was “beyond boring” — existed.

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Could Spencer Pratt be the next Brad Pitt?

That’s what The Hills star is hoping!

In his new book, How to Be Famous, the reality star discusses his desire to be like the Inglourious Basterds actor.

What impresses him most?

How Pitt handled his 2005 divorce from Jennifer Aniston amidst an affair with Angelina Jolie.

“There literally is not another situation in the history of Hollywood where a man left a woman as beloved as Jennifer Aniston for someone like Angelina Jolie (a home-wrecking head case) and still ended up the good guy,” Pratt writes. “We salute you, Mr. Pitt!”

In the tome — which is being published by Grand Central Publishing and hits bookshelves in November — Pratt opens up about his eagerness to be the bad guy.

“If I weren’t me, I’d hate me,” he adds. “When you’re the villain, you don’t have to worry about how your enemy feels.”

Case in point: He bragged that he couldn’t have cared less that he was blamed for leak of nemesis Lauren Conrad’s alleged sex tape. He even said he made a point of telling every blog that the tape — which he claims was “beyond boring” — existed.

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Photos: See all of the pictures from Heidi’s Playboy Photoshoot!

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Heidi Montag graces the cover of the September issue of Playboy and admits the men’s magazine provided inspiration when it came to her 2007 plastic surgery.

Photos: See Heidi Montag’s Playboy Cover!

“When I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys,” Montag, who also had a nose job, tells the magazine in an interview conducted by her husband, Spencer Pratt.

The star of “The Hills,” 22, who married costar Pratt, 25, in April, says she’s not done making changes to her body. “I plan to get a few more upgrades … I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups,” she says.

Pictures are from last night, as Speidi took a late night walk.

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