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Snooki Is Now The Authority On A Mother’s Sex Life

Snooki Shares First Photo Of Daughter Giovanna Marie LaValle

Snooki? Hell, why not.

The reality star let host Alysia Reiner know on the newest episode of PEOPLE’s Mom Talk that she knows what’s really going on during weekend getaways the Orange Is the New Black actress has with her husband:

“We try and go on vacation, just the two of us, at least once a year,” says Reiner, 45, of the short trips to help the couple reconnect with just a little time away from daughter Livia Charles, 7. “Just for a long weekend,” Reiner adds. “And have that deeply romantic, just-about-us time.”

“Just sex,” says Polizzi, 28, with a nod and smile.

“Sex with noise,” Reiner clarifies while the other women laugh. “Because it’s like … I had sex this morning, but it was really quiet!”

“Just being, like, a porn star,” the former Jersey Shore star says.

“Exactly, porn-star sex is really what vacations are about!” Reiner agrees with a laugh. “Those quiet quickies are awesome, but you need a little more sometimes.”

(Via People)

Nothing I like more than hearing Snooki talk about sex. I’m having Jersey Shore PTSD as we speak, but what can I say? She’s got a point. Parents need porn star sex, too!

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Posted Friday, May 20th, 2016 at 1:13pm
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Snooki Wants Another Kid

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…and I think this picture perfectly encapsulates what motherhood is like for the reality star.

In an interview with E! News, Nicole Polizzi admitted to wanting a third child and hopes to be preggers by this fall. As we all sadly know, she’s already two people’s moms: Giovanna and Lorenzo, who I guess kept her from going to rehab (so for her, we will all be forever thankful). Still, Snooks and her husband Gionni LaValle are plowing forward on the procreation train, actively planning their next little one. But when it comes, nobody knows…

“Gionni wants to have one right now. We’re ready for another one, just not like tomorrow.”

And she wants, for whatever reason, another body. She said:

“I don’t want any more girls. If I have a girl, I’m just going to be really upset about it.”

(via PerezHilton)

Uh, okay. Why? NO idea. And honestly, I can’t imagine most of her logic or where it comes from. Still, I’m sure she’s looking up super authentic Italian names like Dino or Rocco for the next one.

But if it’s a girl…I guess she’s gonna be pissed? Sigh. Snooki, you crazy.

Photo: Instagram


Posted Thursday, March 31st, 2016 at 10:10am
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Snooki’s Kids Are The Only Reason She’s Not In Rehab

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Oh, Snooki, how I love you so.

I used to be HUGE into the Jersey Shore, I’ll admit it. And since then, the ladies of the Jersey Shore have held a particularly tender place in my heart. In my opinion, JWoww, Samantha, Angelina and Snooki had it rougher than the other castmates (literally. Remember when Snooki got punched in the face in season 1?) Anyhow, Snooki’s candor was always amazing to watch, and I’m glad she hasn’t changed in that way in the last seven years.

Even now, she’s being really upfront about how motherhood is freaking SCARY- something nobody really talks about. In a candid interview with SiriusXM podcast Wake Up! With Taylor, Snooks revealed her apprehension of motherhood when she first found out she was pregnant at 24:

“I always wanted to have kids but I wanted to wait till like, I don’t know, 27. But I got pregnant at 24 — so I was like: ‘S—, I’m not ready, what am I going to do? I don’t even know how to hold a baby. I hate kids!’ I wasn’t ready to make that transition. People were like: ‘Do you want to hold my baby?’ I was like: ‘No, I’m drinking a beer, go away'”.

Lucky for her, she stepped up to the plate.

“We have this switch that goes off. But it’s before the baby popped out — it was right when I got pregnant.”

Snooki also admitted that she’d “be in rehab” today if things have turned out differently. Well, glad you have your two kids, aren’t ya?

Photo: Instagram


Posted Thursday, February 25th, 2016 at 11:11am
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Snooki was a ‘drunk bridesmaid’ at JWoww’s wedding

Snooki was a 'drunk bridesmaid' at JWoww's wedding

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi only took one photo while at at Jenni “JWoww” Farley’s wedding and she shared it on her official Instagram account. Not only that, but she referred to herself as a “drunken bridesmaid” during the ceremony.

Jenni tied the knot with Roger Mathews on October 18th and also part of the bridal party were Sammi Giancola and Deena Cortese.

Snooki shared the pic of the two of them drunk and captioned it: “The only picture I got to take with my bride and of course I’m a drunk bridesmaid. @jwoww”.

Jenni shared, “This has been one of the greatest days in my life. I’m so happy to share this with our family and friends.”

She also announced that she and her husband are expecting their second child together – a boy!

Congratulations to them!

Source, Photo Credit: Fame/Flynet

Posted Wednesday, November 4th, 2015 at 1:13pm
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