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Shia LaBeouf Is Still Gross, Graces The Cover Of Variety

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Ugh, I’m so sick of Shia LaBeouf‘s melodrama, but I guess Variety isn’t.

Shia just did an interview with Variety in Prague, where he’s shooting a new drama about John McEnroe, and seems like he’s making a point to say how he’s straightened out and is a normal, functioning human again…he hasn’t had a drink in almost a year AND he’s been to AA meetings (though he doesn’t call himself an addict). Lame. First thing is admitting, Shia. And you’re barely into your recovery, so just chill. And yes, we get it. You’re VERY hardcore and got method for your new film. SNOOZE.

On drugs: “You don’t touch it,” he says. “Alcohol or any of that sh-t will send you haywire. I can’t f–k with none of it. I’ve got to keep my head low.”

On getting tattoos for his new movie, American Honey: “One of the things we’d do as a group, we’d all go to the f-cking tattoo shop,” LaBeouf says. He got inked with 12 tattoos while making the film, which drove his director crazy, because she didn’t want her star showing up looking different in every scene. The memories of “American Honey” are now forever engraved on LaBeouf’s arms, neck, and both of his knees, which feature matching portraits of Missy Elliott. “I don’t love Missy Elliott like I wanna get two Missy Elliott tattoos,” LaBeouf says. “But you’re in a tattoo parlor, and” — he shrugs — “peer pressure.”

On the Oscars: “The Oscars are about politics. I gotta earn my way back. It’s not about who is the best. I’m not that guy for a long time — for a long, long time.” He looks down. “I’m good with that, though. Sometimes that sh-t is a curse.”

(Via Variety)

Ugh, it just all rings so hollow and like some dumb, holier-than-thou persona. But hey, that’s my opinion. What do YOU think of Shia LaBeouf’s “new self?”

Photos: Variety/Jiri Turek

Posted Wednesday, September 7th, 2016 at 11:11am
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Shia LaBeouf Has A New, Obnoxious Art Piece If Anyone Cares

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Oh, good. Just what we need: Shia LaBeouf, out in the wild.

For his latest performance art piece, LaBeouf is teaming up with frequent collaborators Rönkkö and Turner and of course Vice to travel the country using GPS coordinates and like, hitchhiking everywhere and doing things for fans? Sure, fine. Art. But, why do we care?

For the next 30 days, you can find the actor and his friends using the GPS coordinates they tweet or by visiting the #TakeMeAnywhere website, where you can track their movements. And I guess the Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art is sponsoring it, so, hey, somebody still likes the guy.

According to Time, LaBeouf thinks the project is about “making friends” and “finding meaning” in life and has pledged to do just about anything strangers ask of him along the way.  And if you need any suggestions, he’s reallly good at having a bag over his head, plagiarizing and heck, he’ll even terrorize his own girlfriend!

The piece started in Lyons, Colorado on Monday, where five friends met up with the actor for a free lunch at the mircrobrewery Oskar Blues. Next stop? Irrelevance.

Photo: FameFlynet

Posted Wednesday, May 25th, 2016 at 9:09am
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Man Punched In Subway For Looking Like Shia LaBeouf

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Word to the wise: don’t look like Shia LaBeouf. It can get DANGEROUS!

A New York man is tending to a black eye after he was allegedly punched on the subway because he looks like… drumroll…Shia LaBeouf. His name is Mario Licato and as you can see in the picture above, he kinda does. In any case, he was walking down the subway stairs at the corner of Essex and Delancey streets on Saturday, minding his own biz on his way to a  friend’s show when…blam. PUNCHED IN THE FACE!

“I just saw a fist coming at my face,” Licato says. “And the next thing I know I was, like, falling down the stairs and all I heard was, ‘That’s because you look exactly like Shia LaBeouf.’ ”

Licato tells PEOPLE that he was “out cold” for a second and awoke to find his face covered in blood and his glasses broken. He says a couple who witnessed the incident described the assailant as a six-foot or six-foot-three, muscular, “white frat boy.”

“I was like, ‘Am I crazy? Or did he just say that happened because I look like Shia LaBeouf?’ And they were like, ‘That’s exactly what he said,” Licato recounts.

(Via People)

A (very confused) couple helped him to his feet and both the police and EMT officials arrived. Authorities plan to look at surveillance photos from the location, Licato says, adding that he hopes “they figure out who the crazy person was.”As they should. This totally sucks.

That being said, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s Mia Goth.

Photo: Instagram

Posted Wednesday, April 27th, 2016 at 10:10am
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Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth Might Be Engaged

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This seems healthy.

On Wednesday, it was reported that Shia LaBeouf and girlfriend/captive Mia Goth are taking their relationship to the next level, maybe, as they are maybe engaged. I know, I was hoping to hear “broken up,” but hey, it’s a Thursday. That’s Friday news for sure.

A source told Us Magazine that while the couple was shopping at the grocery store Gelson’s earlier this month, the Even Stevens alum told the cashier that he and the model were going to get married. Yeah- you know. Just spreading the good word Shia…never crazy, always sane.

Not to mention, another witness said that Goth was sporting a big ol rock on THAT finger.

Okay, okay, engagement rumors have been circling around this couple for some time, and so have some very real domestic abuse NOT-rumors.  The two stars have been dating on and off since meeting on the set of Nymphomaniac: Vol. II in 2012 (with one pesky little break in July 2015 when Shia issued a death threat to Mia) and it’s been a real crazy whirlwind and one that I don’t particularly like hearing about.

Doubt they’ll make it to the altar…and I think that’s a good thing. Mia always seems like a scared sad little planet orbiting in the crazy galaxy of LaBeouf.

Photo: Instagram

Posted Thursday, March 17th, 2016 at 12:12pm
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