Apparently Sharon Osbourne is comparing her Black Sabbath rocker to everyone’s favorite battery operated bunny.

“He’s like a rabbit, he’s terrible. Every song gets him in the mood for love. He’s just like that battery-powered bunny. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy’s willy banging a drum.”

Though Lady Osbourne is quite open about her own surgical enhancements, Ozzy’s bits & pieces are still in question. When asked about her man’s rumored penis enlargement, Sharon’s responded with:

“My husband takes a size 14 shoe and has massive hands. He doesn’t need any help in that department.”

“We’ve been married nearly 25 years. The best thing I ever did was getting my bust implants. He loves them. He is like a newborn baby.”

I’m thinking a newborn baby might not like them for the same reasons the Prince of Darkness does.

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Is it just me, or is Sharon Osbourne getting big again?

Back in October, Sharon revealed that she was going to remove the gastric band that helped her lose 125 pounds.

“I have to figure out why I do what I do to myself,” the 54-year-old wife/manager of rocker Ozzy Osbourne says in an interview in People magazine’s Oct. 30 issue. “I think I have some sort of self-destruction button.”

Osbourne, who has written a memoir, “Sharon Osbourne Extreme,” had surgery in 1999 to have the gastric band put inside her, but intends to shed it in December (when she returns to the U.S. from Britain). Though the band is designed to limit food intake by squeezing down the stomach’s capacity, she packed on 15 pounds this year, she says, “from overeating.”

“I keep trying to eat more and more … I’m a pig,” says Osbourne, who has indulged in “chocolate, French fries and junk food” instead of sticking to the nutritious diet required of gastric-band patients.

What happens when she eats too much? “You throw up…then you eat more,” she says.