Mother Theresa officially became a saint today, which was frankly a long time coming, but I’m surprised it’s not bigger news. Weirdly enough, though, Rita Ora was brought in to perform a concert, which seemed random. Until I learned that Mother Theresa and Rita Ora share an Albanian heritage.Uh, okay, suure.
Ms. Ora went with a “figure skater peasant mourner” look for her performance, where she sung “What Child Is This” backed by the Kosovo Philharmonic Orchestra from the Papal Basilica of Saint Paul Outside the Walls in Rome below. And hey, good gig for Rita, who hasn’t put out an album in 500 years and is quickly losing relevance. Get some good pics for your insta, GIRLLLL.
Didja get a new gig at Shining Time Station, Rita Ora? Or did you just have a lot of ribbons and no clean laundry?
Here’s Rita Ora out and about in NYC wearing, um, an outfit fit for a children’s birthday party circa 1995. For real, I am not sure what is happening but I know it has a. lots of pinstripe b. lots of ribbons and c. lots of cleavage. The whole ensemble looks kind of comfy, if it wasn’t for the ridic plunging neckline (unbutton line?) and the unibomber glasses. Was rita going to fix a railway engine? Or is she in a new children’s show? Or maybe she’s a lost villainess from the Suicide Squad. SERIOUSLY WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
Let us know what you think is up with Rita’s ensemble in the comments section below!
It appears that Rita Ora has been acquitted in the mysterious “Who the hell is Becky?” case, as the two hung out together inside the Met Gala, which hopefully put an end to rumors Rita is the “Becky with the good hair” that Bey refers to in “Sorry.” Because Rita Ora is getting WAY too much attention from this stuff for absolutely no reason at all.
The two Snapchatted and included the “Family” caption, but the piece de resistance was when Rita VERY LITERALLY WORE A NAME TAG THAT SAID “NOT BECKY” at a MET Gala after-party. LOL. RELAX.
PS, all tags aside, her outfit was atrocious. Rita- how about concentrating on other stuff for a second? Just a thought.
Rita Ora may have denied that she’s “Becky with the good hair,” but she’s probably loving these rumors, what with her new Tezenis ads coming out.
If you don’t know, Tezenis is this kinda hipster skimpy bikini brand from Italy, and man, I bet they’re glad their photos are getting shown off in light of all this Lemonade controversy. And I’m sure Rita’s happy about it, too.
The model and singer is focusing on her fashion collaborations instead of all that “music” mumbo jumbo. I think it’s kinda annoying that she so aggressively marketed herself as a musician way back when and now she’s all like, peace, music, hello fashion. But that’s lots of artists, I guess. Anyhow, her body looks sick in these, but aside from that, please notice the showcasing of that infamous lower-case “r” necklace that everyone thought was a “J” for Jay Z earlier in the week.