It’s the news we’ve all been waiting to hear and now there are photos to prove it of Prince Harry grabbing a hand full of Pippa Middleton’s derriere.

Only problem is they’re fake! Ohhhhh bummer!

The shots are courtesy of satirical photographer, Alison Jackson who spent months searching for almost identical look-alikes for this project that has everybody smiling and wishing it was for real.

The photos feature the fake Harry with his hand on Pippa’s butt while a fake Prince William and Kate Middleton stand by unawares. There are also snaps of the cheeky pair dancing and feeding each other wedding cake.

Another features Pippa leaving half naked Harry’s room the morning after the Royal Wedding dressed in nothing by Prince Harry’s uniform jacket.

Both the real-life Prince and Pippa are single, so you never know….

I think the photos are hilarious, check ‘em out!  Click here

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The Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge sure do know how to throw a dinner party. The royal couple hosted a get together at St. James’ Palace last night, and raised almost $1 million for the Child Bereavement Charity in which William is a patron.

“What you are both doing together to alleviate the suffering of children who have lost family members, and bereaved families who have experienced the tragedy of losing a child, is beyond praise,” said the prince while his wife, stunning in a long red gown, looked on.

Her Sarai dress, by Beulah London, was a red silk Jersey with chiffon sleeves (cost: just under $900).

William, who has joined forces with the 100 Women in Hedge Funds to raise money for good causes, also said he found it “gratifying” that two organizations “are working so superbly with one another. ”

Ann Chalmers, chief executive of Child Bereavement Charity, said in a statement that the “funds raised will be transformational in helping us extend our reach to more bereaved children, families and professionals throughout the U.K.”

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Since their royal and highly publicized wedding, Prince William and wife Kate Middleton have been on the go, with their most recent stop being in Birmingham to visit victims of the riots that have stormed England:

The citizens came out in force to welcome the Prince and Princess to their city. Birmingham was one of the hardest hit areas with 5 lives lost, widespread looting, destruction of personal property and arson. It’s particularly poignant for William and Catherine to visit the families of the victims. Their wedding in April was a point of national pride and brought everyone together. To think only a few months later the entire country would be embroiled in riots with neighborhoods burning.

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Duchess Kate is learning how to kick kidnapper butt!

It is being reported that Kate has taken some secret SAS training classes to take on potential kidnappers.

“The Palace want to ensure Kate’s new status doesn’t make her vulnerable to attack,” a source is quoted as saying. “She has been well trained in what to do should the unthinkable happen.”

During Kate’s “very tough” training, she’s brushed up on survival skills — how to react when attacked and how to forge a dialogue with a kidnapper during a hostage situation.

“The VIP kidnap protection training teaches how to cope both mentally and physically,” the source explained.

There have been many other royals who have been trained by members of the SAS, MI5 officers and Scotland Yard officials. Including Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Charles, the late Princess Diana and Prince William.

Prince William got trained at only 16 years of age. He was taught how to react in case of an ambush and also how to fire a machine gun.

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It’s not a party until the Karaoke machine comes out!

Prince William and Duchess Kate headed to the Palace at Holyroodhouse following Zara Phillips and Mike Tindall’s wedding nuptials.

Queen Elizabeth II left after the wedding so the younger crowd could enjoy the party. Or maybe she just likes to go to bed early! Who knows. Either way, she took off just like she did at William and Kate’s wedding.

The guest dined on seafood and a variety of desserts and then enjoyed lots of champagne. They were probably all feeling pretty good. The party continued in the Palace Quadrangle.

“They all had so much fun after the dinner,” the source says. How much fun? The dancing was followed up by karaoke!

“Zara was first up, and then Mike joined her. They did Abba and everyone was dancing and cheering them on!”

Duchess Kate, 29, was “having fun and was happy to let her hair down,” the source says.

Best moment of the evening? When Prince William, 29, grabbed hold of the microphone to croon Bon Jovi’s “Livin’ on a Prayer.”

“He sang karaoke! Kate stayed down in front of the stage but clapped and cheered while he sang,” the royal insider reveals. “It was amazing.”

“Pretty much everyone stayed up all night,” the insider adds. “I don’t even think Zara and Mike went to bed. They were too busy having fun with their friends.”

Sounds like the royals know how to have a good time!

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Something very weird about seeing the princess wearing a cowboy hat. Doesn’t suit her at all!

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge wear their new Smithbilt cowboy hats while riding a carriage as they arrive for a rodeo in Calgary, Canada. The newlyweds are on their eighth day of their first joint overseas tour visiting Canada and the United States. The 12 day visit to North America is taking in some of the more remote areas of the country such as Prince Edward Island, Yellowknife and Calgary.

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Newsweek is doing a cover story on Princess Diana – and what she would be like now, at 50 years old. Do you think it’s offensive to try and photoshop what Diana would look like today – or just plain weird?

The article is written by Tina Brown, who knew Princess Diana extremely well. Here are some excerpts from the interview, which you can read in full here:

On Diana’s Style: Diana would have been 50 this month. What would she have been like? Still great-looking: that’s a given. Her mother, Frances Shand Kydd, with her cornflower-blue eyes and striding sexuality, was a handsome woman to the very end. Fashionwise, Diana would have gone the J.Crew and Galliano route à la Michelle Obama, always knowing how to mix the casual with the glam. There is no doubt she would have kept her chin taut with strategic Botox shots and her bare arms buff from the gym.

Would Diana have remarried?: At least two, I suspect, on both sides of the Atlantic. Always so professional herself, she would have soon grown exasperated with Dodi Al-Fayed’s hopeless unreliability. After the breakup I see her moving to her favorite city, New York, spending a few cocooned years safely married to a super-rich hedge-fund guy who could provide her with what she called “all the toys”: the plane, the private island, the security detail. Gliding sleekly into her 40s, her romantic taste would have moved to men of power over boys of play. She’d have tired of the hedge-fund guy and drifted into undercover trysts with someone more exciting—a high-mindedly horny late-night talk-show host, or a globe-trotting French finance wizard destined for the Élysée Palace. I suspect she would have retained a weakness for men in uniform, and a yen for dashing Muslim men. (A two-year fling with a Pakistani general, rumored to have links to the ISI, would have been a particular headache to the Foreign Office and the State Department.) Davos and the Clinton Global Initiative would have become her new post-palace power circles. She would perhaps have caused a press sensation with an unplanned pledge from the CGI stage to raise $50 million to help educate women in South Sudan.

On how her relationship with Prince Charles & Camilla would be today: I believe her best male friend in later years would have been, poignantly, her reviled first husband. As the financier Sir James Goldsmith once put it, “When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy,” and Charles, having married Camilla, would suddenly have found the company of his ex strangely comforting. Diana, with time, would no longer have found Charles’s causes tiresome. Rather, she would have empathized, and asked his advice about hers. After so many loves and losses, she would finally have let go of her rancor toward Camilla. The duchess’s galleon-size Lady Bracknell hat at William’s wedding would have offered satisfaction enough.

What would she have thought of daughter-in-law Kate Middleton?: And Kate, the newly minted Duchess of Cambridge? How would Diana have handled her son’s steadfast affection for a woman other than herself? The rising public adoration of Kate would have afforded Diana some tricky moments. Pleased, yes. But, like Frances Shand Kydd—who, days before Diana’s wedding, suddenly burst out, “I have good long legs, like my daughter”—Diana would have had to adjust to a broadening of the limelight. Her edge over Kate, of course, was her own epic of princessly suffering, which would always make Diana’s story more interesting. (“Happily ever after” will never have the same allure to the press as “It all went horribly wrong.”) Diana, rejoicing in her flawless Spencer pedigree, would have positioned herself as a firm defender of the Middletons against the palace snobs and ostentatiously made Carole Middleton, Kate’s dynamic mother, her new BFF.

On what she would be doing charity-wise: In the world disasters of the last few years—9/11, the tsunamis, the Pakistan earthquake, Hurricane Katrina—you know Diana would have been first at the scene in a hard hat with a camera crew (and, by now, 10 million followers on Twitter). She would have kept her spotlight trained on individual sufferers whom she’d continued to visit and care for and touch. At a time when the world has disaster fatigue, I miss the generosity of her star power and what it could accomplish.

Interesting enough article, but I don’t really see the point…