Yep, Paula Deen. DWTS. WTF.
Seems like this is the year of people who have been “above” doing the show to stooping down and saying yes, please, take me into reality stardom, because the ex-Food Network Host will be taking a twirl on the dance floor turning down the offer to tango on TV last year because it was “not the appropriate forum for her.”
Things change, Paula Deen. Things. Change.
But this year, she’ll be joining Bindi Irwin and Nick Carter on the floor and I assume it’s going to be a freaking disaster. I also assume that she’ll be holding herself back from muttering racial epithets after winding herself on the dance floor with much more able-bodied D listers.
But hey, who knows. Will YOU Watch?