Ozzy got charged $200,000 as a bill from a hotel for allegedly letting off fireworks inside the building. The veteran rocker was discovered letting off the celebratory flares by Black Sabbath bandmate Tommy Iommi after purchasing an entire shop-worth of stock earlier that day.

Iommi says, “That night we were all woken by a huge bang and a whoosh! Smoke started seeping under my door so I opened it and saw Ozzy just going crazy. He was letting all the fireworks off in the corridor.

“Alarms were going and the next thing I knew the police had surrounded him with guns. He was arrested and taken away. The eventual bill was more than $200,000.”

I don’t know why I thought this was hilarious.

Apparently Sharon Osbourne is comparing her Black Sabbath rocker to everyone’s favorite battery operated bunny.

“He’s like a rabbit, he’s terrible. Every song gets him in the mood for love. He’s just like that battery-powered bunny. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy’s willy banging a drum.”

Though Lady Osbourne is quite open about her own surgical enhancements, Ozzy’s bits & pieces are still in question. When asked about her man’s rumored penis enlargement, Sharon’s responded with:

“My husband takes a size 14 shoe and has massive hands. He doesn’t need any help in that department.”

“We’ve been married nearly 25 years. The best thing I ever did was getting my bust implants. He loves them. He is like a newborn baby.”

I’m thinking a newborn baby might not like them for the same reasons the Prince of Darkness does.

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Ozzy Osbourne backed out of performing on the “American Idol” finale after he found out he’d be performing with Sanjaya Malakar, whom he referred to as “a hairstyle-challenged idiot,” reports Page Six. If “Idol” producers were ever worried about Osbourne’s onstage behavior, though, they needn’t have. He tells Details, “I very rarely went onstage loaded. At the end of a show — that’s when I’d get Vicodin’d.” But, admits Ozzy, “I was f**king out of my tree,” at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in 2002.

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