“The Artist” is being sued for 1 million dollars. He is being sued for some computer equipment that he purchased, but failed to pay for worth $12,000.00. Ian Lewis filed a the lawsuit at Los Angeles Superior Court on Wednesday, claiming The Artist breached a contract by taking “several hard drives used for video production” and not paying for them.

He further claims the singer returned a loaned $25,000 computer “in a broken and un-fixable condition.”

I don’t know where you got the one million dollar figure, but that what he’s suing for stating it’s for “damages”.

$12,000.00 + $25,000.00 = Not one million.

George Lucas, creator of the Star Wars series, is planning on coming to TV with a live-action Star Wars show. It will actually be a spin off of the popular movie series. The show will actually not include Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader. WHAT!? What is a Star Wars without either of those two? Apparently Mr. Lucas just began work on the series so there is no word on when it should start airing.

“The Skywalkers aren’t in it, and it’s about minor characters,” Lucas told the Times.

Lucas would not reveal details, but joked that the series would be about “the life of robots.”

Will anyone watch this?

5. Britney Spears
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Filling chicken-grease-stained sweatpants on the cover of every trashy tabloid and gossip blog on the Internet
Why She´s Unsexy: Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.

4. Madonna
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy´s menopause aisle
Why She´s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.

3. Sandra Oh
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Grey´s Anatomy
Why She´s Unsexy: The only thing worse than a show about doctors is a show about sappy chick doctors we´re forced to watch or else our girlfriends won´t have sex with us. We´re holding Dr. McSkinny, with her cold bedside manner and boyish figure, personally responsible.

2. Amy Winehouse
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Onstage, offstage, and in the tabloids after cleaving herself and her husband
Why She´s Unsexy: When we first heard this chick boast about her reluctance to go to rehab we thought, Now there´s a girl we can party with! But upon beholding her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat´s nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats, we were the ones screaming, “Nooo, nooo, nooo!”

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Sex and the City, Failure to Launch, Honeymoon in Vegas
Why She´s Unsexy: How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with “sex” in the title? Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth.

Actor-turned-politician ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is set to make his Hollywood comeback in a new TERMINATOR trilogy.

Producer Moritz Borman will start shooting the movies next year (2008) and is desperate for Schwarzenegger to reprise his role as the cyborg assassin.

Borman says, “We’ve left it open for him to maybe do a cameo.”

Schwarzenegger’s last movie role was Terminator 3 in 2003 before he was elected governor of California.

I only liked the first 2. I don’t know why I didn’t like the third one! I can’t put my finger on it. I know that a lot of people love all the movies.

These are the shocking pictures that show Prince Harry inhaling vodka through his nose in a drinking game medical experts warn could KILL. NOTW exclusive shots – taken from a video of Harry’s holiday in Namibia – will bring fresh shame on the boozed up royale.

In the video, pals cheer loudly as Harry slugs a bottle cap of vodka, swills it around his mouth, spits it back into the cap and then snorts it up through his nose. Seconds later, Harry – 2nd Lieutenant in the Blue and Royals – closes his eyes and shakes his head as the alcohol, shooting straight into his bloodstream, takes effect. Experts of drink abuse have warned that the game is potentially deadly.

Professor Ian Gilmore, president of the Royal College of Physicians, said: “There are all sorts of additives that could cause an allergic reaction which could damage the lungs, mucus membranes of the nose and trachea. It could kill.” David Nott, who runs the Manor Clinic rehab centre and is a member of the Federation of Drug and Alcohol Professionals, said: “Anybody acting in this manner continually will do severe damage, which could be deadly.” Frank Soodeen from Alcohol concern added: “By by-passing the liver, you run the risk of inflaming the brain and possibly causing long-term damage. It’s a practice to be avoided at all costs. It’s very irresponsible.”

The video was shot as Harry enjoyed a four-day canoe trip with girlfriend Chelsy Davy and more than 20 pals on the Orange River in Namibia last November. The damaging footage will fuel speculation that 23-year-old Harry’s drinking is out of control. The Prince was pictured falling over outside a Mayfair club in April and drunkenly partying with Canadian bar girls in June. And at 3:30 am Harry and 21-year-old law student Chelsy were seen leaving London club, Amika, with her apparently in tears after another boozy night.

A royal source said of the vodka-snorting: “Harry is a young man having fun but this drinking game sets a very bad example. He has responsibilities as third in line to the throne.” “Everyone knows Harry likes a drink but this could have caused him serious damage.”

Nice Harry, nice.

Isaac Hanson, the oldest member of the brother band Hanson, was hospitalized in Texas with a pulmonary embolism, his rep said Wednesday.

Hanson, 26, was admitted to Baylor University Medical Center after suffering severe shoulder and chest pains after a Tuesday night show in Dallas, says rep Ken Phillips.

“He underwent several tests throughout the night and has been diagnosed with pulmonary embolism” – a clot in a blood vessel, says Phillips. “Isaac is currently undergoing treatment and will be re-evaluated shortly by doctors.”

After his hospitalization, first reported by the Tulsa World, the band’s show in Tulsa, Okla., was canceled.

In April, Hanson became a first time dad. He and wife Nicole welcomed son Clarke Everett in Tulsa.

Hanson and the former Nicole Dufresne, 22, wed last year.

Umm…. is Hanson still together? Everyone together now..ummmmmmmmmmm booooop……

And another one bites the dust….and another ones gone another ones gone…ok. Sorry. I’ll stop now.

The Meg White ‘Sex Tape’ rumor is definitely false. Untrue. Bogus. Imaginary. Fictitious. Fallacious. And FAKE!

TMZ is reporting Meg’s rep saying “Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the Internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It’s definitely not Meg.”

You know, is it just me or have there been a HECK load of hoaxes really recently? I mean, I know it’s the internerd and it happens, but man, it’s just retraction after retraction these days.

And I just have to say, that sucks. If celebrities aren’t going to act ridiculous and allow us to mock them, to judge them and to point and laugh, what, good are they to us, people? What good?