Michael Lohan is such a loser! No WONDER Lindsay can’t keep herself on the straight and narrow – she has the perfect teacher! This whole story is just so unfortunate.

Last week Michael Lohan was arrested for domestic violence against his ex-girlfriend, Kate Major (gotta wonder what’s wrong with her, also!)

During that incident, Kate claims that during sex – she got mad at Michael because he didn’t pull out like she asked him too. Lohan apparently went nuts, crazy mad that Kate didn’t give him a blow job (sound familiar?) Major claims that he got so mad at her, he pushed her and grabbed her – causing bruising. He also threatened to slit her wrists and throw her off the balcony.

After all this went down, Lohan was ordered to stay away from Major. So what did he do? He started calling her again, and Major called the police. When the police arrived at Lohan’s hotel, he tried to flee by jumping off a third floor balcony and into the bushes.

Michael Lohan was just arrested AGAIN in Florida after allegedly contacting his GF Kate Major — and law enforcement tells TMZ, he tried to escape by jumping off a 3rd-story balcony … and plummeting 34 feet to the ground.

According to law enforcement sources, Tampa police responded to a call early this morning from Kate, who claimed Michael had been trying to contact her by phone and wouldn’t leave her alone.

We’re told officers interviewed Kate at her apartment after she made the call — the same apartment where Michael allegedly bruised her up earlier this week — and while they were there, Michael allegedly called again.

According to law enforcement, officers believed Michael was a “threat” — so they rolled up to his hotel to arrest him.

But here’s the crazy part — law enforcement tells TMZ, Michael tried to escape by hopping his 3rd story balcony … but crashed to the ground … and then tried to hide in some trees.

After officers pulled him down, Michael was placed under arrest for violating a condition of his pretrial release (presumably for contacting Kate) … and resisting arrest without violence.

Michael is currently back in custody — at the same jail he was released from less than twelve hours ago.

5:30 AM — Michael is currently in the hospital getting a possible foot injury checked out.

What are we going to do with these Lohan’s, eh?

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Okay, seriously…what is up with the Lohans? Papa Michael Lohan is always in the media’s face about what he knows is the answer to his daughter Lindsay‘s trouble whether they pertain to drug addiction, lifestyle battles or court troubles, but it was his recent second arrest for domestic violence that has the world asking if Lindsay’s media attention is just the product of a generational curse.

According to the police documents, Michael’s ex-girlfriend Kate Major told officers that during a visit to discuss the upcoming court hearing for the previous domestic violence case, Michael freaked out and threatened to kill her because she wouldn’t perform oral sex on him.

You read that correctly.

Major claims Lohan pushed her multiple times and squeezed her arms. She claims Mike also told her he would “slit both his wrist and her wrist. He also threatened to throw her off the balcony (4th floor).”

Kate says Michael threw a TV  remote control at her … but he missed, so he smashed her cell phone.

Major also told police Lohan came over to her apartment the night before … and they got into an argument that turned physical. Major says she threatened to call police, but Michael banged his head on a door, causing his forehead to bleed … and warned that if cops came over, he would blame her for the injury.

Major told cops she regretted not calling police at the time, but insists “she was scared.”

Michael also said that the incident had to do with a sexual encounter, but shifted the blame onto Kate.

“[Kate Major] did not want Michael to ejaculate inside her. Michael Lohan stated he did ejaculate in her and his girlfriend got very angry.”

Michael told cops Kate told him she may have been pregnant from previous sexual encounters with him … which caused an argument … but Lohan insists he never laid a hand on Kate.

Michael also told cops the cut on his forehead was caused by Kate … who slammed her apartment door in his face on the previous night.

The two were scheduled for court to lift the previous restraining order from the first domestic violence incident. *sigh*

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Michael Lohan is back making statements about his troubled daughter, Lindsay Lohan. In light of singer Amy Winehouse‘s death shedding even more light on celebrities and their unhealthy habits, Michael has spoken out yet again about his daughter’s partying ways:

“I’m so worried about the people around my daughter; she continues to surround herself with people that are going to hurt her,” he says.

“It’s sad and very scary what is happening to Lindsay.  I just what her to get it right.”

“Ali is literally the only person I know that can help her.  Right now all she needs is her family. Dina, Michael, Cody, Ali and I are the only ones that can help her stay sober.  She needs to come home literally and metaphorically.  Dina and I are in a much better place to support her in her sobriety.”

“What will it take for her to listen?”

“Jail is not the right place for her, but she needs to go to a rehab that understands her problems.  She has been to some of the worst rehabs in the country. Just because they have a name doesn’t mean they have the right program.”

“Maybe Lindsay should go to college with Ali,” he mused.

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Considering that these two are included in the list of the most bizarre celebrity fathers ever, Frank ‘The Confrontation’ Sorrentino and Michael Lohan reportedly don’t like each other. Lindsay Lohan‘s dad is set to fight in a Celebrity Boxing match this upcoming weekend, and Jersey Shore‘s ‘The Situation”s father was supposed to be the referee , but due to the two men not getting along, Frank was cut from the show.

Celebrity Boxing founder Damon Feldman stated:

“I didn’t feel comfortable having Frank come into the match. He’s just way too much drama.[...]I just don’t like the guy and want nothing to do with him![...]Frank is out of his mind and is making enemies with the wrong people.”

This really…weird…beef allegedly began when Frank made one of his infamous videos and called out Michael:

“Hey Mike, let me send you a f**kin’ message so you get this f**kin’ loud and clear, okay? You should be careful what you ask for because you may get it. I don’t know who the f**k you think you’re talking to or who the f**k you think you are, but I’ll tell you one thing my friend…you bit off more than you can chew.”

Michael, however, has stated that he had no previous problem with Frank and that ‘The Confrontation’ is off his rocker.

You know it’s bad when you make Michael Lohan look like the normal dad.

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In (another) effort to make-up with his estranged family, Michael Lohan has done what he knows how to do best” call up a new media outlet and apologize.

After the disastrous fiasco between him and his ex-girlfriend Kate Major, which resulted in his arrest for domestic violence, it’s safe to say that the father to famed actress Lindsay Lohan has much to apologize about. He also upset his daughter and ex-wife when he didn’t tell them about signing up for Celebrity Rehab, which further put strains on their relationship. He reached out to RadarOnline for the exclusive, and here’s what he had to say:

“I’m so sorry,[...]I want to apologize to my wife and children for not concentrating on helping them and taking the focus off of them. I totally neglected focusing on them.[...]I was angry at Kate [Major] and I should have been focusing on my family – Dina, Lindsay, Michael, Ali and Cody.

“It’s no excuse, but I followed my heart and my co-dependency issues, made very clear by Dr Drew, which will air on Celebrity Rehab, got the best of me.[...]Instead of focusing on myself and my family, I tried to help people like Kate, who conned me.

“It’s time to focus on my family, what Dr. Drew and his team, taught me and all the great things I learned and the life I led following my work at Teen Challenge.”

Lindsay’s mother, Dina, told RadarOnline earlier this month:

“Lindsay is not talking to her Dad now.”

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In a story that I could only expect to get more and more bizarre as time goes on, Michael Lohan has recently made the claim that he did not in fact assault ex-girlfriend Kate Major, but that she attacked him.

Michael visited a West Hollywood police station to file a report that Kate assaulted him, and that he allegations against him are false. He is looking to clear his name and demands that cops arrest her for filing a false police report.

He also says that he did not cut himself in attempt to falsely accuse Kate of attacking him; quite the contrary. He alleges Kate actually abused herself and blamed him. He claims that he kicked Kate out of their apartment long ago, and she was technically trespassing on his property when she showed up, and then left, taking clothing and items he purchased for his daughter Lindsay.

My mother always said there are three sides to every story: the two in question, and the last is the truth…which I don’t think we’re ever going to really know.

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It’s official.

Michael Lohan has been officially charged with a crime based upon his domestic violence arrest this past Monday night.

The L.A. County District Attorney’s Office announced it has filed a misdemeanor charge of Inflicting Injuryon a Cohabitant against Lohan … after his ex-GF Kate Major told cops Michael beat her up.

Michael’s bail was set at $30,000.

Lohan is scheduled to be arraigned on May 23

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