Oh, Madonna. What is UP with you?
I thought Madge’s appearance at the Met Gala was really messy, and generally her over-worked out, kinda maniacal appearance makes me feel weird and nauseous. She’s a legend, but she has to realize she’s in a different phase of her life, and she (GOD FORBID) might not be the most important person on the red carpet anymore. And that’s exactly what Page Six said, when they reported that Madonna’s buttcheeks NEEDED to have center stage on the gala’s red carpet:
A-listers, make way for Madonna. The Queen of Pop, squeezed into a peculiar posterior-baring bondage outfit, halted the red carpet at the Met Gala for her arrival.
A source tells us, “Madonna cleared the red carpet to make her big entrance, even though she was not really dressed. All these A-listers had to wait for Madonna, who insisted on having the carpet to herself, to have her pictures taken.”
Those held up and forced to wait on line while Madge did her thing included Katy Perry, Kim and Kanye, Naomi Campbell, Solange and all the designers. The source added that things got funny when Perry got impatient and started yelling out at limelight-loving Madonna, “Are we ready now? Can we go?”
(Via Page Six)
Madonna making Kanye West wait is hilarious, but come ON. Half of the people waiting are way more pertinent than Madonna. I love that Katy was like, “HURRY THIS THE EFF UP ALREADY.” I agree. Gotta get those buttcheeks somewhere warm. Don’t wanna catch a cold!
Posted Wednesday, May 4th, 2016 at 12:12pm
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, MET Costume Gala
And it’s the end of the day, so you KNOW we gotta tell you who BOMBED the MET Gala.
Honestly, this was a hard season. Much like punk back in 2014, the theme (which was Manus X Machina) can be interpreted weirdly and get super gaudy, super fast. And I’m not even including the boring dresses (I’m looking at YOU, Jessica Chastain) that were pretty but off-theme. The challenge is simple- wear something awesome, elegant but also feels technological in some way. It’s not hard. I’m not asking anyone to knock it out of the park like these ladies did. But these ensembles? Come ON.
Taylor Swift tops our list of duds with her reptile-print, side-cutout Louis Vuitton halter and lace-up black heels. UGH. I’ve already talked about this, so I won’t dwell. What I will say is, GIRL: You HOSTED THIS THING. Her style has been all over the place since she went platinum, so who friggin’ knows what’s going on with her.
So let’s move on to gal pal Selena Gomez, who looks like she’s going to a sock hop more than a super-exclusive Met Gala event. I mean, I know she’s wearing a leather bustier, I guess, but come ON. A PONYTAIL? This is the biggest fashion even of the year.
And then there’s Lady Gaga and Kristen Stewart, who look like MESSES. Kristen is in Chanel, and Gaga is in Versace, you’d think that their stylists would have prepped them a bit better. But both look like they’re doing bad drag on a red carpet. And finally- I loved Kim Kardashian‘s look, but for some reason she decided it was a couple’s costume with Kanye West– who looked tacky as hell in his weird blue contacts and studded white jacket. What is this, the VMAS back in 2003? PLEASE.
Who do you think was the worst dressed of the evening? WEIGH IN BELOW!
Photos: FameFlynet, Instagram
Posted Tuesday, May 3rd, 2016 at 3:15pm
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Katy Perry, you had no reason to feel nervous.
Yesterday, Katy talked about feeling some MET gala pressure, and couture intimidation by the likes of Lady Gaga…in that as a celeb who likes to go very avant-garde, she wants to make the most of her MET Gala fashion and doesn’t want to be upstaged. Well, I think she succeeded!
Katy Perry was obviously the show-piece look from Prada, who co-chaired the event and while this dress has mixed results, I think it looks awesome. Especially compared to Lady Gaga and ESPECIALLY compared to Katy’s nemesis Taylor Swift. Katy looks like she’s going to devour little Taylor in her little snake dust ruffles just in time for the Zombie apocalypse. BALLER.
What do YOU think of Katy’s getup?
Posted Tuesday, May 3rd, 2016 at 11:11am
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, Lady GaGa
, MET Costume Gala
Taylor Swift– the honorary chair and host of this year’s MET Gala- wore THIS. No, it’s not Hot Topic, it’s freakin’ Louis Vuitton! I KNOW. I don’t know what is happening. I think it all started out at this year’s IHeartRadio awards, where she thought herself a superhero and posed super hard for the cameras. Ever since then, we’ve been witnessing a very disturbing transformation from America’s Sweetheart to Robocop barbie.
Sigh. I don’t know. Am I wrong? Do my eyes deceive me? Let me know your thoughts on her weirdo Ross Dress 4 Less debacle BELOW!
Posted Tuesday, May 3rd, 2016 at 10:10am
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, Taylor Swift