Matthew McConaughey finally got dressed; unfortunately he chose a hideous 10-year-old-looking unwashed purple sweatshirt, along with a patterned do-rag and camo pants — he looks like he’s about to clean house for Crocodile Dundee.

Everyone’s favorite public tooth-brusher was spotted (and possibly smelled) at Sydney Airport while waiting for a flight back to the United States. If you’re wondering about the lizard-covered bag over his shoulder … it’s a didgeridoo — an aboriginal musical instrument. Bongo boy loves his instruments.

McConaughey has been Down Under for the past few weeks, filming his latest movie, “Fool’s Gold.”

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Matthew McConaughey & Jake Gyllenhaal.

And some things are JUST WRONG.  Spandex would be one of them.

I usually think he’s cute…but he kinda looks greasy here.  EW.

Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal bike in Malibu on July 6th.

Lance and Matthew hit club Hyde after their bike ride on July 6th.

Lance and Matthew buy wine at a liquor store on July 7th after another day of biking.

Lance and Matthew on July 7th at Matthew’s Malibu Beach home.

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Matthew McConaughey seems to be having no trouble getting over his split with long time girlfriend Penelope Cruz. He partied for three days straight in Costa Rica last weekend, dancing up a storm and flirting with clubgoers. No bongos in sight, sadly.