Madonna, you might be uberfamous but you aren’t a GOD.
Madonna’s peopleconcocted a very dumb scheme to snag parking spots in front of her $40 million dollar Upper East Side townhouse, and the authorities came down her HARD (as they should).
Madge apparently wanted to claim some prime parking spaces but newsflash- they were public spaces and parking in Manhattan is HARD. So, she told her people to pepper the area with “Tenant Parking Only” signs. She also had someone emboss a “NO PARKING” warning curbside in cement, and painted the curb yellow. Again, the whole thing looks very legit to everyone…but the cops.
One neighbor called BS on the whole thing and contacted the city’s Dept. of Transportation. Someone from the agency paid a visit Wednesday and told Madonna’s people to SHUT. IT. DOWN.
The neighbor tells TMZ that when she questioned a man standing outside Madonna’s pad next to 3 SUVs about putting these signs up, the man responded, “We know the right people.” Yeah, well, the rest of the universe also knows the right people: and their names are the NYPD.
LOL, Madonna thinks she can get away with anything.
On Wednesday, Madonna performed in Manila as part of her Rebel Heart tour. And in doing so, she wanted to share her experience with one person of Filipino origin. And uh, the share was pretty weird…
Mid-concert, she decided to tell the audience a delightful little story about her Filipino personal trainer.
“I just wanted to share this little story with you. Once I had a Filipino trainer, this beautiful, beautiful girl. She was gorgeous and very talented as a trainer.”
And then she said…
“She fucked my boyfriend. So I fired her. I just wanted to share that with you.”
Um, yay Philippines?
PerezHilton speculates that the Filipino in question is Nicole Winhoffer (pictured below) who worked for Madge until 2004. Her boyfriend at the time was Brahim Zaibat,one of the hot models Madge collects. To witness the weird moment with your own eyes, go to the clip below!
As some messy custody proceedings continue between the singer and her ex, Guy Ritchie, Madonna posted a pic remembering some good times with her son, Rocco. Next to a throwback snap of herself holding young Roc in her lap, the Rebel Heart singer said:
“Days of innocence. In Malawi. How I miss this time. 😔💘🙏🏻. ❤️#rebelhearts”
Her other son David and daughter Lourdes are also in the photo. Sad face.
If you’ve forgotten, Roc ditched his mom during her world tour so he could stay with his dad in London, and since then it’s being a big push and pull between the two parents on who gets custody. Poor everybody…but nice choice of emojis, Madge!
Madonna and Guy Ritchie‘s custody battle rages on..through the SMOKE!
Over the weekend, The Sun posted photos of their kid, Rocco, allegedly smoking with friends in London while under Guy’s watchful eye. And of course, Madonna flipped the F OUT:
“This is exactly what Madonna has been afraid of,” a source tells People. “Rocco still isn’t back in school – and now this. He is just a rebellious teenager, but he needs guidance and direction from his father.”
Man, I can totally picture Madonna going ballistic when she found out her teenage son loved a bit ‘o nicotine. Nothing that Rocco is doing- not siding with one parent, smoking, acting out- is even remotely unusual for a teen. What, was Lourdes a perfect angel? I’m confused.
Chill, Madonna. Rocco’s just a typical teen…with very, very rich parents.