I find Bruce Jenner to be one of the oddest looking human beings ever. His face just creeps me right out. It’s so pulled and twisted – it would scare small children. Throw baby pink lipstick on that face – and fuggettaboutit.

Khloe Kardashian posted a couple pictures on her Twitter account – during what seems to be a family photo shoot.

Hopefully someone wiped Bruce’s lipstick off first.

Here is Bruce and daughter Kylie. Below is Kendall. Also below – you can see Kim Kardashian getting her makeup done. Kim hasn’t made a single public appearance in at least a week now….

Filmmaker Tyler Perry has been taking a lot of heat lately over not only casting Kim Kardashian for his upcoming film currently in production, The Marriage Counselor, but because he has kept her on in spite of what the public feels was a mockery of the institution of marriage.

When it comes to hair removal, Kim Kardashian knows a thing or two about it, having had her first bikini wax at 12 years of age and she has even admitted to waxing her forehead, arms and everything.

Hair removal company, Radiant has filed a lawsuit against the reality star claiming she made false and misleading statements about their rival company TRIA for whom she is the company’s spokesperson. Surprise surprise!

Kim raved publicly that she regularly uses the TRIA at-home laser treatment all over her body. This is where it gets hairy, Radiant are arguing that the treatment is not safe for the face, neck, ears, nipples, butt and privates and it even states that in the TRIA instruction manual.

Kim put her hairy foot in it when she also stated that, “You’ll never need razors or shaving cream again.” Although, the treatment is meant to be used as a combination with shaving. She also admitted to using  hair removal treatments for most of her life so TRIA cannot be her secret.

Something tells me she may win this one by the hair of her chin….

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Kendell Jenner, the second youngest sister in the Kardashian-Jenner Klan along with the whole Kardashian Krew, including Kim, celebrated her Sweet 16 with a lavish party at the Andaz Hotel, Hollywood complete with reality television cameras, corporate sponsors and the ultimate birthday gift for a 16-year-old… a $90,000 black 2012 Range Rover from parents Kris and Bruce Jenner.

“Kendell was thrilled and jumped right in the car with friends,” reveals an insider. “She spent about fifteen minutes in there checking everything out, oohing and aahing over the car. She was in the driver’s seat and her friends were crowding around inside the car.”

With the party sponsored by the Sugar Factory there was plenty of free candy and sugar-high teens running around. Khloe told her sister’s friends, “Let’s go party! That’s the only wasted you can get – chocolate wasted!”

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Michael Buble knows a thing or two about publicity. During his Nov. 8 performance at the iHeartRadio Live concert in New York, the Canadian singer announced to his audience “Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very special guest. Please welcome Kim Kardashian [to the stage].”

Then, according to the New York Post, the audience roared, but Buble revealed he was just kidding. “Nah, just f**king with you! That bitch isn’t coming on my stage!”

The Post reports the singer dedicated his next song, a cover of Nina Simone’s “Feeling Good” to Kris Humphries and made another joke about the couple who filed for divorce after 72 days of marriage.

“She hurt him, she hurt him! I wish she had hurt me!” he joked.

Okay, I think I love him.

You gotta feel for the editors of Marie Claire. They chose Kim Kardashian as their December cover-girl, and the pictures and interview were done BEFORE she filed for divorce. The interview is full of “oh my God we’re soooooooooooo happy” and other BS. Luckily, the editors were able to include this in their article: “In late October, it was announced that Kim would file for divorce, just 72 days after she and Kris tied the knot.”

Whoops.

Here are some interesting tidbits from the interview:

When asked about how much money she earned on her wedding:

“I don’t talk about money.”

Why she turned her wedding into a 3-ring circus:

“I felt like if I didn’t show the wedding, it would be upsetting for people who have taken this journey with me,” Kim says earnestly.

On why she decided to marry so quickly:

“We felt like, ‘Why wait?’” she explains. “It’s fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you.”

About all the rumors that her relationship won’t last, and that her family doesn’t like Kris:

“I feel like where we’re at right now is the best time in my life,” she says. And yet, in the ensuing days, the doomsayers churn out ever more dire headlines, from “Headed for a Split!” to “Kim & Kris: The End.”

About the possibility that Kris had ulterior motives for marrying her:

“I’m not worried about him at all,” she says. “We have a lot of trust, and I don’t think either of us would do anything to break that. It makes life so easy. He’s such a good guy; he is so down-to-earth, and it’s such a reality check. He is a normal guy, and I just want to chill out and be normal and not get glammed up all the time. He gets it. Sometimes my life can be really intimidating for people, but he allows me to work and do what I’ve gotta do.”

About her first marriage when she was 19:

“I was 19, and I didn’t know myself,” she says. “As unhappy as I was, and as happy as I am now not to be in that relationship, I learned so much from it: who I wanted to be, who I never wanted to be — you take all those issues and move on.” She smiles brightly. “I learned how to cook and do a lot of marital things. It definitely taught me what being a wife is all about. I think it means taking care of each other’s needs and being there for someone unconditionally.”

I have to take pause here….. It taught her what being a wife is all about!? I’m sorry, but I cannot contain myself! Obviously if there’s one thing she knows nothing about – it’s being a wife!!!

On all the Kardashian shows – and having a public life:

We made a pact as a family and said we would be truly authentic because people don’t buy bullshit,” Kim says. “We’ll just be who we are, and — love it or hate it — we have each other. Everything that goes on is stuff we do. I think that’s what makes it so relatable, because we are not afraid to show crazy things.”

This interview was priceless.

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Kris Humphries is threatening to expose Kim Kardashian for the girl she really is…. a fake!

Her biggest secret could very well come to fruition – that her trademark booty is in fact an optical illusion and Kris has the photos in his cell phone to prove it.

“Kris told his buddies that it takes a lot of work for Kim to make her bottom look as good as it does,” reveals an insider. “Kris revealed all her secrets – how she uses booty pads, Spanx and other things to enhance it. When she takes off the Spanx, the pads and everything else, it’s not the same. He knows what the real thing looks like because he’s reported it on his cell phone camera!”

The subject of Kim’s weight and physical appearance has always been an easy target for Kris, having taunted Kim about her weight and un-toned body. Note to the new hubby  – not the most ideal topic to target if trying to avoid a divorce….

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