Seriously people… didn’t think I’d start my day this way!

Someone was having way too much fun during at last night’s 9th Annual Dressed To Kilt charity fashion show at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City.

54-year-old Chris Noth joined fellow actors Kiefer Sutherland and Jason Patric on the runway at the event. At the end of the show, Noth decided to flip up his kilt – and exposed his balls to the audience. Nice!

The Dressed To Kilt event is now in its eighth year and has featured famous Scots walk the catwalk alongside professional models to show off cutting-edge tartan designs and clothing.

See the pics below…

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After nine years on the successful FOX action ’24′, Kiefer Sutherland is returning to primetime!

Unfortunately I never got into ’24′, but I heard it was awesome. I always wanted to watch it – maybe one of these days I’ll catch it on DVD.

The 24 star has closed a deal to star in the Fox drama pilot Touch, from Heroes creator Tim Kring. The project centers on a father (Sutherland) who discovers that his autistic, mute son can predict events before they happen.

Because of Sutherland’s duties on Broadway, where he currently stars in a revival of Jason Miller’s That Championship Season, Touch will start production in late May-early June after he fulfills his commitment to the play.

Kring wrote the project, his first pilot script since Heroes. Charles McDougall, who has helmed the pilots for ABC’s Desperate Housewives, ABC’s The Good Wife and, most recently, Fox’s The Chicago Code, is in talks to direct.

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While on vacation in Portofino, Italy, Kiefer Sutherland’s girlfriend Siobhan was flashing a diamond ring. The 43-year-old actor and his girlfriend of two years seemed to be happy and in love while in the gorgeous city.

Kiefer has been married twice before.  His first marriage to Camelia Kath ended in 1990 (he has a 22 year old daughter from that relationship). He divorced his last wife, Kelly Winn two years ago.

Kiefer recently wrapped filming his hit FOX series 24, and is currently filming Melancholia with controversial director Lars von Trier. The ‘psychological disaster movie’ costars Kirsten Dunst and Stellan Skarsgard.

Nice speedo.

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“24″ Kiefer Sutherland lunches with girlfriend Allure magazine style director Siobhan Bonnouvrier in New York, New York on June 14, 2010.

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Kiefer Sutherland enjoys his time off from being a spy on his hit show 24.
Here he is shopping on Rodeo Drive in Hollywood, CA in some surprisingly short shorts.

Just doesn’t look right to me, not sure why, just doesn’t. It reminds me of those short shorts we use to have to wear in gym class in the 80s. Not good.

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Earlier today, a story was widely reported that a drunk Kiefer Sutherland had to be kicked out of a strip club in London. Well the owner of the strip club took to his website (NSFW) to refute the claims, saying they’re just untrue:

Alright, let’s get this story straight.

Photographs of Kiefer leaving Stringfellows are in today’s Sun (Friday April 16th and in loads of international newspapers from Holland and Japan to the USA.

Let’s face it this guy is very, very famous so what ever you have read this is the real story.

Keifer came in with one of his best buddies around about 2am. He had a wonderful time, was incredibly charming to all the staff, very generous to all the girls and made friends with my security people.

Around about 3.15am he decided it would be very funny to take his shirt off. When it was explained to him very gently that that was the job of the girls and not the customers he burst out laughing. His friend thought that this would be a good time for them go home.

Because the paparazzi had followed him here, we arranged from him to leave via the back door with the help of two of my security guys, an operations director and the VIP manager. Of course outside, the paparazzi went mad and must have taken hundreds of photos.

One of the photos in the sun looks like my security guys got Kiefer in a headlock. That is NOT the case they were just helping him into his car. Kiefer had slipped and the doorman tried to catch him and at the same time keep the photographers from taking photos, needless to say none of this worked and the Paparazzi had a field day.

Now, Kiefer Sutherland has been an A-List film star for many years and as they say he’s been around. I’m sure this morning he’ll see the funny side of it all and Kiefer, if you read this we’d love to see you at the club the girls had a terrific time with you and you are welcome back at Stringfellows anytime.

Thanks RT for the tip…

Kiefer Sutherland went to a nudie bar in London last night — only he was the one who took his clothes off … before getting thrown into the street.

According to reports, Sutherland was acting crazy– dancing and shouting — at the Stringfellows “lap dance club.”

After reportedly getting into it with somebody inside the club, bouncers were seen grabbing a shirtless Sutherland around 3:30 AM and throwing him out the door.

On its website, Stringfellows says security wasn’t grabbing Kiefer — merely “helping him into his car.”

The “24″ star eventually ended up in a nearby car — where he sat, shirtless, for some period of time.

Calls to Kiefer’s reps have not been returned.

TMZ