Kid Rock poked fun at Britney Spears’ parenting skills on the red carpet at the MTV Video Music Awards by pretending to drop a dummy baby and then feeding it beer.

The rap-rocker, who was later cited for misdemeanor battery following a fight with nemesis Tommy Lee, was in great spirits when he arrived at the Las Vegas event on Sunday and showed off his comedy skills when approached by TV cameras.

During an interview with the Jimmy Kimmel Live show, which aired on Tuesday night, Kid Rock, a single father, was handed a swaddled doll and asked if he’d babysit Britney’s youngest.

The fun-loving star turned the doll upside down, asked, “Is this how she does it?” and then tried to bottle feed the doll the beer he was carrying.

He added, “Now the baby’s drunk. It’s probably a lot better off that way too.”

THEINSIDERONLINE.COM spoke exclusively with Tommy Lee inside the Noir nightclub at The Luxor in Las Vegas after the VMAs. Tommy Lee exclusively gave us the following information and quotes about his fight with Kid Rock during the VMAs. Tommy Lee said Kid Rock was agitated and tapped him on his shoulder and when Tommy stood up, Kid Rock then sucker-punched him on his left cheek.

“What kind of guy comes up and punches someone when Alicia Keys is performing? I was about to put Kid in the emergency room when security grabbed me, they said if you move we will break your arms,” said Tommy Lee. “This is what people do when they have shitty albums and their careers are going down the drain. I was ready to go in the alley and kick his ass.” Tommy Lee also added, “I was minding myself then he goes and punches me on the cheek. I was trying to be the bigger man but he was acting childish.”

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Well, here you go…from TMZ:

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TMZ has learned that the Las Vegas Police Department are on the hunt for Kid Rock after he allegedly “clocked” Tommy Lee at the MTV VMAs in Las Vegas Sunday night.

According to security at the Palms Hotel, where the awards took place, the LVPD has asked for Rock’s room number at the hotel and any leads they might have regarding his current whereabouts.

Details as to what started the fight are still sketchy, but an eyewitness at the awards tells TMZ that “Tommy got it pretty bad.”

Both Kid and Lee were escorted out of the awards by Palms security moments after the altercation took place.

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TMZ has learned that Palms owner George Maloof was questioned by police, who was overheard telling cops, “I have no idea.”

According to the AP, rap producer Rich Nice was an eyewitness. He says that although Kid Rock threw the only punch that landed, it was Tommy Lee who started the fight. “It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him,” said Nice, who was two tables away. “And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like ‘Yo, what?”‘

“When Tommy stands up is when Kid hit him the first time with a backhand,” Nice continued. “And then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again — bong. And then security grabs Tommy Lee in a headlock and pulls him off.”

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With his divorce from Pamela Anderson finalized, Kid Rock has been spotted stepping out with another blonde Anderson, this one with an “e” – Danish model May Andersen.

Rock, 36, arrived hand-in-hand with Andersen on Sunday to Elton John’s birthday concert in New York City. The pair spent the three-hour-plus show sitting side-by-side, looking happy and comfortable together.

After John closed the show with “Your Song,” Rock and Andersen said goodbye to Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne and headed out, still holding hands and smiling.

The pair also strolled hand-in-hand in New York City on Saturday and attended the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony on March 12.

“They are dating,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They’re having a lot of fun together. May dated Steve-O – she likes rocker guys. And I hear he’s really caring, really sweet.”

Rock finalized his divorce from Pamela Anderson, 39, in January. The pair split in November after four months of marriage.

Andersen, a Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model, had her own troubles last year. She was arrested in April after allegedly hitting a flight attendant on a flight from Amsterdam to Miami.

She was charged with misdemeanor simple battery and disorderly intoxication; in July, prosecutors agreed to drop the charges if she underwent an anger management program.

A rep for Rock was not immediately available for comment; Andersen’s rep told PEOPLE: “We do not comment on our clients’ personal lives.”

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Kid Rock has surpassed “charmingly aggressive” and has graduated to the “scarily violent” stage.

Kid has it out for rocker Tommy Lee but wasn’t letting a little thing like doors stand in his way over holiday weekend.

When Rock, 35, heard that Lee, 44, was in town to play The Joint with his band, Rock Star Supernova, he headed over to his hotel room to “kick some serious ass,” a source tells Page Six.

“Kid is divorcing Pam Anderson, but he heard [her ex] Tommy was hooking up with her, and got all riled up,” says the source. “So he went over at 6 a.m. with two bodyguards, and began kicking down what he thought was Tommy’s door. Only it wasn’t – and Kid found himself staring at some poor, startled family. He signed an autograph for them as security arrived, then bolted over to the Paradise strip club.”

Lee’s rep tells the New York Post, “Tommy is aware that this incident occurred, but wasn’t at the time as he was staying on another floor.”

While Rock was clearly in the holiday spirit of giving when he elected to sign an autograph for the startled, non-Tommy family before his departure, the real gift was supplying the clan with a post-Christmas story for the ages that starts, “Remember the year Kid Rock kicked in our door in Vegas?” However, next time, Rock should consider going the extra mile in his almsgiving. “Remember the year Kid Rock kicked in our door in Vegas and then apologized by taking us out for celebratory lap dances?” makes for a more riveting tale, and is fun for the whole family.

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Pamela Anderson has likened her relationship with Kid Rock to a holiday romance. The star wed the rocker in St. Tropez, France, in July, but the couple split just four months later in November. Anderson admits she’s enjoying being single again but urges fans to learn from her marriage mistakes – which she believes may have been caused by too much sunshine.

She says, “Now that things have calmed down – I think. I just want to say it’s great to get back to normal life. We are doing great. Thanks for all the support.”

But an otherwise upbeat Anderson offers some words of warning for would-be holiday brides, adding, “Don’t get married on vacation!”

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So far the film Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan has ticked off the nation of Kazhakstan, a couple of Southern frat boys, and countless other unwilling victims that were lampooned in the movie. Now we can add Kid Rock to the list.

Though Pamela Anderson, 39, and Rock, 35, filed for divorce on November 27 (citing “irreconcilable difference”) after four months of marriage, tensions between the two had been brewing for awhile.

A source close to the actress tells Us that “the beginning of the end” came in late October at a private screening of Borat (in which Anderson stars as herself) at Universal Studios President/CEO Ron Meyer’s house.

According to a witness, Rock (né Robert Ritchie) grabbed Anderson and stormed out of the screening room after he saw the scene (spoiler alert!) where Borat finally watches Anderson’s infamous sex tape with former husband Tommy Lee and realizes that his dream girl isn’t a “virgin.”

“Kid stood outside screaming at Pam, calling her the worst words – slut, whore, you name it,” says the source. “It was horrible, and she was just so hurt by it.” A source close to Rock confirms the incident, saying, “Yes, he was angry. He thought it was cheap that she put something like that out there. He didn’t see the humor.”

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Um, I don’t want to state the obvious here – or anything – but it took Kid Rock seeing “Borat” to realize that he was married to, uh, Pamela freaking Anderson!! He thought THAT made her cheap!! Haha, that brought a little laughter to my afternoon.