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Well, Johnny Depp Has Had A Bad Week

Amber Heard Excites Johnny Depp On Every Level

OH SNAPPPPPPPP

Amber Heard has filed for divorce from Johnny Depp…just 3 DAYS after Johnny’s mom died.

Yes, the couple that everybody thought was weird and were going to break up…DID! SURPRISE! Amber filed her divorce petition Monday, citing irreconcilable differences… AND ANOTHER SURPRISE: THE COUPLE HAD NO PRENUP.

Bad move, Johnny.

The couple married in February of last year, yet Amber is asking for spousal support. At this point, Johnny doesn’t want to give it to her.

And to add another layer of WTF, Johnny Depp’s mom died, whom he was very close to.

AND Johnny’s new movie, “Alice Through the Looking Glass,” opens Friday.

Lots of really bad things (including the movie) are happening. Now, I’m not a huge fan of Johnny Depp, but I do think this suuuuucks for him. Rough week, dude. Rough.

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Posted Thursday, May 26th, 2016 at 8:08am
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Johnny Depp And Amber Heard’s Apology Video Is Hilarious

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Oh god, and then the universe gave us THIS.

Remember yesterday when we reported that Amber Heard and Johnny Depp got off for illegally smuggling their dogs into Australia last year? Well, part of their plea was a very ridiculous video. And well, now we have it. You can thank me later.

They’re both shockingly bad at “acting” in this video, but it is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a looooong time, so there’s that. But it seems that Barnaby Joyce, the deputy prime minister of Australia, isn’t done with these two quite yet. Joyce made some statements after the video apology was released:

Australia’s deputy prime minister — who once threatened to euthanize dogs belonging to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard — has mocked the actors’ videotaped apology for failing to declare the Yorkshire terriers when entering the country last year.

Agriculture Minister Barnaby Joyce told Australian public broadcaster ABC that Depp “looked like he was auditioning for the Godfather” in the somber apology video, but said he did not “think he’ll get an Academy Award for his performance.”

He doubled down on his criticism in an interview with CNN affiliate Channel 7′s “Sunrise” program, advising the Academy Award-nominated actor to “do it again” with “a little gusto.” The apology video by the Hollywood couple was played to a Queensland court on Monday as Heard appeared over the incident.

(Via CNN)

yikes. He’s not pulling ANY punches with these two.

What do YOU think of their video?

Posted Tuesday, April 19th, 2016 at 9:09am
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Johnny Depp Isn’t Happy About Lily-Rose’s 24 Year Old Dude

Lily-Rose Depp & Ash Stymest Enjoy Lunch In Paris With Alysson Paradis

Uh, YEAH.

As Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ kid, Lily-Rose Depp is always going to be famous and it feels like sh’es already into modeling and getting that type of publicity. At 16, she’s also hitting another milestone: her first big girl relationship. The dude is Ash Stymest and he’s 24 years old…but not only that, he’s already been married and divorced and he has a child. Yeah. AND ON TOP OF THAT, he’s a “bad boy” male model and loves a good party. Johnny is reportedly THRILLED.

They say girls choose guys that remind them of their father, and Johnny Depp is learning the hard way just how true that can be. The actor’s 16-year-old daughter is reportedly coupled up with a hard-drinking Hollywood party boy who is eight years her senior! Lily-Rose Depp has been spotted cozying up to 24-year-old male model Ash Stymest, who is not only divorced but has a 4-year-old daughter.

“Johnny blames his ex-wife, Vanessa, for being too permissive, and he and Lily fight constantly about her new relationship,” reveals a source. “Lily has serious daddy issues and Ash is so much like Johnny was when he was young – he drinks, smokes and raises hell. But Johnny doesn’t care if he’s being a hypocrite, he doesn’t want this guy anywhere near his baby girl.”

(Via Star Magazine, print edition)

I can’t speak to her dating a dude that reminds her of her father (because that’d be like, a GOTH PIRATE) but this guy does sound like trouble. Shut it down, Johnny. SHUT. IT. DOWN.

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Posted Friday, April 8th, 2016 at 1:13pm
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Johnny Depp Thanked Amber Heard For “Putting Up With Him.”

Johnny Depp sells yacht named after Vanessa Paradis

Oh, I’m sure there are things in it for her.

Just one month away from their anniversary, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are going strong!

Depp gave his wife a shout out Sunday night while accepting the Desert Palm Achievement Award at the Palm Springs International Film Festival, which was sweet, but also super self-important, much like both Depp and Heard:

“I also have to thank my wife Amber for putting up with me, for living with all these characters, which can’t be easy,” he said, referring to his many film roles. “It’s hard for me—it’s got to be hard for her.”

In November, Depp exclusively opened up to me about Heard, in one of the most obnoxious quotes I’ve ever heard, outside of Blake Lively‘s crafting/wanting to be the next Martha Stewart interviews:

“We connect on a lot of levels but the first thing that really got me was she’s an aficionado of the blues,” he said at the L.A. premiere of her film The Danish Girl. “I would play a song, some old obscure blues song, and she knew what it was.”

(Via E!)

I wanna vomit when I think about Depp and twenty-something Heard listening to obscure blues paid for by Pirates of the Carribbean franchise money. GET OVER YOURSELVES.

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Posted Monday, January 4th, 2016 at 9:09am
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