Seriously, who’s hotter… John or Edward? I’m going with Edward.  All John’s missing in this transformation is a couple scars…that’s about it.

Ryan Seacrest literally dragged John Mayer in front of the camera, pulling the multiple-nominee away from another interview. “You’re the Anderson Cooper of E!,” Mayer joked with Seacrest. After answering two short questions, Seacrest released Mayer – then nabbed him again for a more in-depth chat. After discussing his music, Seacrest asked the question on everybody’s mind: What’s the scoop with Jessica Simpson? Mayer, ever the funnyman, answered in what sounded like Japanese and then suggested: “Find a Japanese person and decode it. Subtitle it. Then you’ll have your answer.” Seeming self-satisfied, Mayer told an amused Seacrest, “I’m very happy with what I just did to you,” before walking off.

Turns out John Mayer really can speak Japanese – and the translation is in! “She’s a wonderful woman and I’m very glad to be with her,” a bilingual Mayer teased Seacrest.

Here she is getting on his tour bus in Miami. They’re headed for Jacksonville – for his show on the 25th!

Three weeks after getting cozy in New York over New Year’s Eve, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer made another cute-couple appearance, this time in Miami.

On Monday, the pair worked out together at their hotel’s Sports Club/LA gym, taking a yoga class and then lifting weights a deux, sources said.

That evening, they arrived hand-in-hand at The Shore Club’s Nobu restaurant, where they sat and talked for more than two hours over sushi and bottled water, she in a revealing black dress, he in a black sweatshirt and jeans.

Simpson, 26, and Mayer, 29, longtime friends who’ve been linked off and on since the summer, chatted easily, and at a few points she leaned forward and he reached across the table to hold both her hands.

“They looked really cute together,” says one witness at Nobu. “They were talking and laughing the whole time. She was constantly fixing herself to make sure she looked her best for him.”

When the check came, she reached for her bag and he reached for his wallet. She, however, pulled out a lipstick while he grabbed the bill. After the meal, she took a trip to the ladies room, and when she came out, wrapped her arms around the much-taller Mayer and stood on her tiptoes for a kiss on the nose.

How long will the couple be in the Sunshine State? Mayer, at least, should be sticking around: He’s performing in Jacksonville on Thursday, Miami on Friday, Orlando on Saturday and Pensacola on the following Monday night.

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John Mayer has come up with a way to end the controversy surrounding Grey’s Anatomy star Isaiah Washington’s use of a gay slur against a co-star – make his character gay. Washington stunned cast mates in the Golden Globes press room on Monday when he denied calling co-star T.R. Knight a “faggot.”

Mayer writes on his blog, “What better way for an actor to get to the roots of his discrimination than by portraying the very subject of his own ire for the remainder of his contract?”

The singer even went as far as outlining two scenes; one paints Washington’s character as the webmaster of the fan site for the glam rock band who also bakes tea cookies. The other suggests that a caged tiger be on set at all times to keep Washington in line.

Washington issued a statement yesterday, apologizing for his behavior and admitting that he needed professional help to deal with the issue.

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Ah, how cute.