Right before going to bed last night, Perez Hilton and John Mayer shared a heated exchange on, well, Twitter of course.
“From the heart,” Mayer writes to Perez, “what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can’t blog the world, my friend.”
The argument consisted of over a dozen saucy back-and-forth posts. Perez tirelessly defends his honor while Mayer suggests better ways Perez could have handled the situation with Will.I.Am, going as far as to cite rules of the Israeli martial art, Krav Maga.
Here’s a taste:
Mayer: Perez Hilton’s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.
Perez: That’s real funny! Ha ha! And I’m sure you also think I “deserved” to get hit!
Mayer: I also want to train you in an old martial art called “Never Call A Black Dude a F**got Jitsu.”
Perez: Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it’s not f**king funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u.
And as if the whole world coming down on the sassy blogger weren’t enough, Mayer tops off his beef by calling Perez a “dumb sh*t.”
Jennifer Aniston has been making late-night, drunken phone calls to ex-boyfriend John Mayer, it has been claimed.
The actress — who is said to be back in contact with ex-husband Brad Pitt — has apparently realized she wants to rekindle her on/off romance with the Gravity singer.
“[He] wasn’t calling her or texting her,” an insider tells Heat magazine. “But, as she got lonelier and the shoot for her new movie wore on, she started reaching out to him, sometimes very late at night and sometimes after a few too many glasses of wine.”
However, Aniston’s plans to get back with Mayer have apparently infuriated her best pal Courteney Cox, who is understandably against the idea.
“Courteney is the biggest objector to a John reunion,” adds the insider. “They never got along and Courteney is someone who has always told Jennifer she’s just too good for John.
“Jennifer’s friends do not like John Mayer. But Jen, as always, acts from the heart, and if she loses a couple of friends in the course of getting back together with John, then so be it.”
Good night out, John? Covered in kisses, John Mayer throws some shapes outside the My House club in West Hollywood. Jennifer Aniston’s ex boyfriend performed an impromptu version of Man in the Mirror and danced with an unidentified reveller before heading to his car to be driven home.
John Mayer once tried to pick up pop starlet Jessie James by text-messaging her, “Let me tuck you in.”
James told “Boomer & Craig” on WFAN Sports Radio that she met the singer-songwriter in Manhattan.
“He had someone send for me [from] across the room,” James related. “He had a bunch of girls with him and he said, ‘We should [all] go back to my apartment.’ ”
She said Mayer left first to avoid the paparazzi, and when they got to Mayer’s apartment, “We were all hanging out and everyone started to gradually leave. It was just he and I at this point. I told him, ‘I need some taxi money, I’m gonna go home now.’ ”
Mayer asked James for her number and she gave it to him before leaving.
She recalled, “He texted me throughout the entire night while I was at the hotel room,” leaving messages like, “Let me tuck you in. I want to see you.”
While the show’s hosts labeled Mayer “a douche,” a friend of his shrugged it off, “He met her two years ago, it was not a big deal.”
John Mayer makes his way to a private party aboard MayerCraft Carrier 2, a Carnival Splendor special four-day cruise to Cabo, Mexico, and back to California. One passenger was very excited to see her idol walk past.
