Jim Carrey has unveiled his sensitive side – he serenades lover Jenny McCarthy with romantic ballads in his spare time. The funnyman is bragging about writing a Valentine’s Day love song for his voluptuous girlfriend.

He says, “It kind of goes like this: ‘Take it off, get it on, take it off, get it on, take it off, get it on, take it off, get it on, take it off, get it on.’ I’m getting together with Kanye West. I think it’s going to be a good one.”

Think Jim Carrey’s ever going to get another invite from Tom Cruise? Not after the funnyman called Cruise “the big joke” of last year.

Carrey was very publicly trotted out for the cameras at Cruise’s November wedding to Katie Holmes in Italy, but that apparently doesn’t mean he’s got all that much respect for Tom. “Everyone gets to be the big joke for a year. That’s this business. Last year it was Tom Cruise,” he tells Time (via Page Six). Of course, Carrey admits that he might be on his way to laughing-stock status as well, because he’s not making big $20-million-per pictures anymore. “I could be the next Kathie Lee Gifford.”

Ew, he looks REALLY gross.

Ah, how romantic.  He definitely know’s how to woo the ladies!

Jim Carrey has said he will never marry Jenny McCarthy. The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind actor – who has been married twice – has been dating McCarthy for a year but says they will never tie the knot. Carrey said: “We’re never getting married, but we’re never getting divorced, which is fantastic.

“She’s just a wonderful lady and much deeper than she’s ever received credit for, and I’m very excited about her future.”

Asked if he would at least give former Playboy playmate McCarthy a ring to cement their love, the 45-year-old actor replied: “I bought her a Chloe purse. Isn’t that good enough?”

Carrey was previously married to actress Lauren Holly and has a 19-year-old daughter, Jane, with his first wife, Melissa Womer.

McCarthy filed for divorce from film director John Asher in August 2005, after six years of marriage. They have a four-year-old son, Evan.

Jim Carrey brings a special plus one – date Jenny McCarthy – to the Radiohead concert in Los Angeles on Thursday. The comedic pair have been quietly seeing each other since December.

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy caught french kissing in Paris.  And I don’t even know who’s tongue that is!! Ewww.

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