Ew, he looks REALLY gross.

Ah, how romantic.  He definitely know’s how to woo the ladies!

Jim Carrey has said he will never marry Jenny McCarthy. The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind actor – who has been married twice – has been dating McCarthy for a year but says they will never tie the knot. Carrey said: “We’re never getting married, but we’re never getting divorced, which is fantastic.

“She’s just a wonderful lady and much deeper than she’s ever received credit for, and I’m very excited about her future.”

Asked if he would at least give former Playboy playmate McCarthy a ring to cement their love, the 45-year-old actor replied: “I bought her a Chloe purse. Isn’t that good enough?”

Carrey was previously married to actress Lauren Holly and has a 19-year-old daughter, Jane, with his first wife, Melissa Womer.

McCarthy filed for divorce from film director John Asher in August 2005, after six years of marriage. They have a four-year-old son, Evan.

How can you tell Jim Carrey is in love? He was only 10 minutes into a press conference for his new movie, The Number 23, when he mentioned girlfriend Jenny McCarthy.

Referring to a large, gothic-style fake tattoo he wore for the film, Carrey, 45, proudly told reporters in Beverly Hills on Friday, “Jenny liked it! It was weird – it’s amazing what a tattoo does for a girl.”

Carrey, who has dated Renée Zellweger and was married to Lauren Holly, said of McCarthy, 34: “I feel that our relationship happened at a time that I am more ready than I have ever been in my life to have a relationship.”

He continued, “We also encourage each other. We’re both on the same path, so it’s really – real.”

He and McCarthy first started getting serious over the summer, when they went on dates ranging from a helicopter ride in Santa Monica to a Radiohead concert in Los Angeles.

“This is the happiest I’ve ever seen Jim, and we’ve been friends for a really long time,” said The Number 23 director Joel Schumacher. Turning to Carrey, he added, “And I’ve seen you when you’ve been really suffering in love.”

Carrey admitted, “The only thing that has ever consumed me is love. Feeling like, ‘What is it? How do I get it?’ All of those things have consumed my mind from time to time.”

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Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are pulling out all the stops for a star-studded Christmas party in Los Angeles. The couple invited over 200 people, including Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Ben Stiller and wife Christine Taylor.

Carrey, who played The Grinch in the feature film version of Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas, and McCarthy have also hired real reindeer for the bash. The pair have spared no expense and have also had a custom-made ice-skating rink built just for the party.

Olympic skater Sasha Cohen has been booked to perform and guests have been asked to bring children’s gifts for a toy drive.

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Jennifer Lopez and Jim Carrey have laughed off reports their newfound friendship with Tom Cruise is proof a burgeoning interest in his Scientology religion. Insiders tell the New York Post that Catholic-raised Lopez has been slowly introduced to the controversial religion by her friend Leah Remini, while funnyman Carrey is taking introductory courses in the religion.

The media were stunned last month when Cruise and new wife Katie Holmes invited Lopez, her husband Marc Anthony, Carrey and his girlfriend Jenny McCarthey to their Italian wedding – because the star had never been known to socialize with the quartet.

In the past two weeks, Cruise and Holmes have socialized with Lopez and Anthony on at least three occasions. Despite the couples’ new friendships with the Cruises, their representatives insist Scientology isn’t their common interest.

Lopez’s spokesperson says, “I have no knowledge of this, but I probably wouldn’t have a comment on it if I did.” Carrey’s publicist adds, “He is not taking classes.”

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Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey, who quietly started dating at the end of last year, plan on keeping the status quo.

“We’re happy with the way things are,” the 1994 Playboy Playmate of the Year tells TV’s Extra. “We have no plans to get married.”

The couple recently returned from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s wedding in Rome: “I was very happy to be there with him,” McCarthy, 34, said of her Italian trip with Carrey, 44.

The romance between the two shot into public view over the summer as the rubber-faced pair stepped out everywhere from a June 16 helicopter ride in Santa Monica to a Fiona Apple concert a few days later, PEOPLE reported in July.

Holding hands at a June 29 Radiohead concert in Los Angeles, the pair “were having so much fun,” said a fellow concertgoer. “It was like you were watching a romantic comedy.”

The weekend of July 28, the couple stayed at the $25,000-a-night Sky Villa in Sin City’s Palms Casino Resort. During their three-day getaway, they enjoyed in-room massages and hit the high-roller lounge for some blackjack.

Carrey, said a source close to him, “is very happy” about the relationship.

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It’s official: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are now husband and wife. The couple exchanged vows Saturday in front of more than 150 guests at the Odescalchi Castle in Lake Bracciano, Italy, their rep, Arnold Robinson, confirms to PEOPLE.

“The wedding was absolutely beautiful,” says a guest.

With thousands of fans, photographers and TV cameras watching from afar, Cruise and Holmes were joined by family – Katie’s dad Martin walked her down the aisle – and a slew of celeb pals, including Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy, Victoria Beckham, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, and Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, among others.

The sunset ceremony was performed by a Scientology minister, according to a statement from their reps. The wedding party included Cruise’s children, Isabella and Connor, the best man was Cruise’s best friend, David Miscavige – the head of the Church of Scientology – and Katie’s sister Nancy Blaylock served as the matron of honor.

Though initially there were questions about whether Cruise and Holmes’s marriage on Saturday was official – the Mayor of Bracciano, Italy, said the couple needed to have a civil ceremony in town in order to make it legal – Cruise’s reps say Tom and Katie took care of everything beforehand.

“As is customary for couples marrying outside of the United States, Cruise and Holmes officialized their marriage in Los Angeles prior to their departure for Italy,” according to the statement.

Other details released Saturday by the newlyweds:

• The bride: Holmes wore an off-the-shoulder Armani gown with a train in ivory silk cadis adorned in Valenciennes lace and Swarovski beaded crystal embroidery. Holmes also wore an ivory tulle floor-length veil and ivory silk shoes. Armani, which outfitted the entire wedding, also supplied Katie’s bouquet of calla lilies, as well as a champagne evening gown, which she wore at the reception.

• The groom: Cruise wore a navy blue Armani tux.

• The couple’s rings: Their rings were white gold Cartier with diamonds.

• The meal: After cocktails, guests were served Italian hors d’oeuvres, followed by a multi-course meal.

• The cake: Five-tiered white chocolate, decorated with marzipan roses, and studded with white chocolate chips.

• The entertainment: Italian singer Andrea Bocelli.

Saturday’s wedding started on a damp note, with scattered rain throughout the morning. Holmes and 7-month-old daughter Suri were escorted into the castle under a cluster of green umbrellas. A little over an hour later, the groom was escorted from the Hassler hotel in Rome to Lake Bracciano 18 miles away. With the sun going down, candles lit up the perimeter of the 15th-century castle as limousines carrying the guests drove through the gates.

Fans and media were kept at a safe distance from the castle: Police checkpoints prevented anyone unauthorized from getting too close, and journalists were stationed in the nearby town square.

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