This cover cracks me up.  “Carrie calls Jessica fat!”  Ooooh you got her there!

Some of these tabloid covers are just pathetic.

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Finally, Jessica Simpson has had some luck at the box office … in Russia.

On Oct. 9, her comedy Major Movie Star debuted at the top of the box office in the country.

The movie – about a bubble gum movie star who enlists in the U.S. Army because she is so broke – will premiere in Bulgaria next month.

So far there’s no U.S. release date set and, as Fox News points out, nor is there one for any other country in which English is the primary language.

Simpson’s other big screen effort, Blonde Ambition, went straight to DVD after having a run in just eight Texas theaters.

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Tony Romo better rest up, because Jessica Simpson doesn’t just want a child – she wants six of them!

“I’d love six kids running around, but I guess I’ll have to start pretty soon,” the Do You Know artist told Australia’s Daily Telegraph.

As for her Dallas quarterback boyfriend Tony, Jessica isn’t squeamish about expressing her feelings.

“It’s a beautiful relationship,” she says. “He’s everything I could dream of and I really love him. I’m proud to be his girlfriend.”

Although she’s been criticized in the past for revealing her loving feelings too soon, a la her relationship with John Mayer, Jess isn’t worried this time around about admitting her love to the world.

“Even if things don’t work out between Tony and me — though, knock on wood, I believe they will — I don’t regret anything I’ve ever said,” she reveals. “That’s just how I love. I’m all in and I live one moment at a time. If I’m happy, I’ll talk about being happy. Maybe I do talk too much, but I still feel as if I’m holding back.”

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Jessica Simpson gushed about singing on “DWTS” and says she is also fan, “I watch it every chance I get! I was very proud when Drew Lachey won.” Would Simpson consider competing on “DWTS?” “I’m really A-D-D,” she says. “I don’t think I could concentrate on actual moves.”

She goes on to tell ET that life has been hectic while promoting her new album and supporting boyfriend Tony Romo, “I’m living out of a suitcase right now. The past 6 months have been hotel to hotel, five states a day. Then I have to watch the Cowboys every weekend and go through that anxiety!”

Does anyone think she looks pregnant?  My sister watched her perform on last night’s show, and she is absolutely CONVINCED that Jessica is pregnant.  She was hiding her belly almost the whole time, and Robyn said she has chubby cheeks.    What do you think?

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