He is just getting uglier…I think he’s borderline gross looking.

HUH!? She’s definitely not a dude, then.

Jessica Simpson has no intention of getting a nose job like her sister Ashlee because the star loves her bumpy features. Jessica’s bump is smaller than the one her sibling had smoothed out by surgery - but she insists she is proud of it.

The 26-year-old says, “I don’t know if it’s my best, but my favorite feature is my nose. I have a bump on it that I love. It’s an imperfection, but that’s why I love it.”

Wait, is that a slam against plastic-surgery-happy sis Ashlee?

So I guess she’s keeping the red hair for a while?  Yuck - why??

More of the red-headed madness after the jump!! (more…)

Seriously, who’s hotter… John or Edward? I’m going with Edward.  All John’s missing in this transformation is a couple scars…that’s about it.

Ryan Seacrest literally dragged John Mayer in front of the camera, pulling the multiple-nominee away from another interview. “You’re the Anderson Cooper of E!,” Mayer joked with Seacrest. After answering two short questions, Seacrest released Mayer – then nabbed him again for a more in-depth chat. After discussing his music, Seacrest asked the question on everybody’s mind: What’s the scoop with Jessica Simpson? Mayer, ever the funnyman, answered in what sounded like Japanese and then suggested: “Find a Japanese person and decode it. Subtitle it. Then you’ll have your answer.” Seeming self-satisfied, Mayer told an amused Seacrest, “I’m very happy with what I just did to you,” before walking off.

Turns out John Mayer really can speak Japanese – and the translation is in! “She’s a wonderful woman and I’m very glad to be with her,” a bilingual Mayer teased Seacrest.