In case you were bored. Cause you’ll have to be bored to find this amusing. I’m bored, and that’s why I’m posting it.

It looks pretty official!  Looks like Miss Alba has accepted a hell of a ring from Cash Warren …

Her baby bump, that is.  Mommy-to-be Jessica Alba keeps herself fashionably covered after a lunch with beau Cash Warren & friends at Jack n’ Jill’s in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Who’s the next celeb you want to get preggers?

Sexy star Jessica Alba has followed up news she’s expecting her first baby with a secret engagement, if a slip-up by the actress’ “Fantastic Four” co-star Doug Jones is to be believed.

Speaking at the Jules Verne Adventure Film Festival over the weekend, the actor referred to Alba’s longtime boyfriend and the father of her baby, Cash Warren, as her fiance.

When asked about Alba’s baby news, Jones said, “Jessica and her fiance are wonderful, and they’re going to make the most beautiful babies ever.”

Alba’s representatives are refusing to confirm engagement reports, but the actress was spotted wearing what looked like an eternity band on her wedding finger at an event last week.

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The mother to be is shopping and she doesn’t want to be bothered by the paparazzi while she does it, either. So, instead of hiring a bodyguard, she calls the local police for an escort. Because you know, they couldn’t be out there fighting crime or anything, right?

Pregnant actress Jessica Alba has turned down three offers to show off her baby bump in revealing magazine photoshoots.

Just a week after confirming to the world she is expecting her first child with boyfriend Cash Warren, the 26-year-old admits she has already ruled out the chance to follow the likes of Demi Moore and Christina Aguilera - and bare all for glossy covers.

A friend says, “She had three offers on the first day, but she doesn’t intend to take any of them.”