Jim Carrey has unveiled his sensitive side - he serenades lover Jenny McCarthy with romantic ballads in his spare time. The funnyman is bragging about writing a Valentine’s Day love song for his voluptuous girlfriend.

He says, “It kind of goes like this: ‘Take it off, get it on, take it off, get it on, take it off, get it on, take it off, get it on, take it off, get it on.’ I’m getting together with Kanye West. I think it’s going to be a good one.”

Ew, he looks REALLY gross.

Ah, how romantic.  He definitely know’s how to woo the ladies!

Jim Carrey has said he will never marry Jenny McCarthy. The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind actor - who has been married twice - has been dating McCarthy for a year but says they will never tie the knot. Carrey said: “We’re never getting married, but we’re never getting divorced, which is fantastic.

“She’s just a wonderful lady and much deeper than she’s ever received credit for, and I’m very excited about her future.”

Asked if he would at least give former Playboy playmate McCarthy a ring to cement their love, the 45-year-old actor replied: “I bought her a Chloe purse. Isn’t that good enough?”

Carrey was previously married to actress Lauren Holly and has a 19-year-old daughter, Jane, with his first wife, Melissa Womer.

McCarthy filed for divorce from film director John Asher in August 2005, after six years of marriage. They have a four-year-old son, Evan.

How can you tell Jim Carrey is in love? He was only 10 minutes into a press conference for his new movie, The Number 23, when he mentioned girlfriend Jenny McCarthy.

Referring to a large, gothic-style fake tattoo he wore for the film, Carrey, 45, proudly told reporters in Beverly Hills on Friday, “Jenny liked it! It was weird – it’s amazing what a tattoo does for a girl.”

Carrey, who has dated Renée Zellweger and was married to Lauren Holly, said of McCarthy, 34: “I feel that our relationship happened at a time that I am more ready than I have ever been in my life to have a relationship.”

He continued, “We also encourage each other. We’re both on the same path, so it’s really – real.”

He and McCarthy first started getting serious over the summer, when they went on dates ranging from a helicopter ride in Santa Monica to a Radiohead concert in Los Angeles.

“This is the happiest I’ve ever seen Jim, and we’ve been friends for a really long time,” said The Number 23 director Joel Schumacher. Turning to Carrey, he added, “And I’ve seen you when you’ve been really suffering in love.”

Carrey admitted, “The only thing that has ever consumed me is love. Feeling like, ‘What is it? How do I get it?’ All of those things have consumed my mind from time to time.”

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Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are pulling out all the stops for a star-studded Christmas party in Los Angeles. The couple invited over 200 people, including Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Ben Stiller and wife Christine Taylor.

Carrey, who played The Grinch in the feature film version of Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas, and McCarthy have also hired real reindeer for the bash. The pair have spared no expense and have also had a custom-made ice-skating rink built just for the party.

Olympic skater Sasha Cohen has been booked to perform and guests have been asked to bring children’s gifts for a toy drive.

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Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey, who quietly started dating at the end of last year, plan on keeping the status quo.

“We’re happy with the way things are,” the 1994 Playboy Playmate of the Year tells TV’s Extra. “We have no plans to get married.”

The couple recently returned from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s wedding in Rome: “I was very happy to be there with him,” McCarthy, 34, said of her Italian trip with Carrey, 44.

The romance between the two shot into public view over the summer as the rubber-faced pair stepped out everywhere from a June 16 helicopter ride in Santa Monica to a Fiona Apple concert a few days later, PEOPLE reported in July.

Holding hands at a June 29 Radiohead concert in Los Angeles, the pair “were having so much fun,” said a fellow concertgoer. “It was like you were watching a romantic comedy.”

The weekend of July 28, the couple stayed at the $25,000-a-night Sky Villa in Sin City’s Palms Casino Resort. During their three-day getaway, they enjoyed in-room massages and hit the high-roller lounge for some blackjack.

Carrey, said a source close to him, “is very happy” about the relationship.

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And that’s her son, Evan Joseph Asher - born May 18th, 2002.