I don’t know how many of you guys listen to Howard.  I’m a HUUUUGE Howard Stern fan.  For those of you that listen to Howard, you know what a HUGE deal it is that Howard is engaged to longtime girlfriend Beth.  He has said for the last 5 years that he would NEVER marry again.  He said that Beth doesn’t need to be married, and he’ll NEVER get hitched again.  Ever.

And then turns out he proposed last night!  He said they both got naked…(the visual is mind blowing, I know) and he gave her a 5.2 carat diamond.  Howard is 53, Beth is 34.  This is his 2nd marriage, and her first.

So next – will Howard become a father again?  He says no…but hell, he said he’d never get married again either.  Putting a ring on a girls finger makes her want babies.  Okay, well it did to me.  As soon as I got married I started poppin kids out.  (The visual is mind blowing, I know.)

And this is why he’s worth the $12.99, or whatever I pay for it.

Dustin Diamond who played the infamous “Screech” on Saved By The Bell was on Howard Stern this morning, and of course Howard couldn’t wait to ask about the urban legend that he is massively hung. And it turns out it’s no rumor, Screech has 10 inches! (unerect)

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