Order Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt’s book! That’ll make you famous – just like them! Here’s the book description:

How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture (Hardcover)

From braving the wilds of Los Angeles to the Costa Rican jungle, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have learned a thing or two about reality…television, that is. But while dominating the airwaves and tabloid covers every week may look like all fun and mind games, Speidi is here to tell you: becoming wildly famous requires hard work and a no-fail blueprint for success. Now, for the first time ever, Heidi and Spencer invite you behind the scenes as they reveal the ten-step plan that took them from nobodies to notorious! You will:

• Learn how to say I hate you without opening your mouth–Heidi’s exclusive tutorial
• Increase your capacity for evil with Spencer’s “Villain-o-meter”
• Discovery why getting and talking about plastic surgery is a must
• Unlock the secrets of celebrity couple math (e.g. Speidi > Heidi + Spencer)
• Mesmerize the media with outrageous behavior
• Bow down to the power of the paparazzi

…and much, much more!

With Heidi and Spencer as your personal coaches, you, too, can transform yourself into a red-carpet-ready superstar!

A superstar!! Could it be true!?

Four months into their marriage, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are already having some woes.

On The View Thursday, he said he won’t sleep with his wife because she keeps trying to get pregnant.

“She [says] she is not going to tell me she is going to go off her birth control,” Pratt, 26, said on The View Thursday.

Not sleeping with her is “the only thing I can think of in my defense,” he said.

Montag, 23, insisted she isn’t intentionally forgetting to tell him.

“I would tell him the truth, but sometimes mistakes happen,” she said. “Sometimes you accidentally miss one. It happens.”

Montag said she wants kids “sooner than later,” adding, “My mom was a young mom.”

But Pratt is so adamant about not wanting them, “He says he wants surgery,” Heidi said.

She said he “joked” about not wanting kids before they got married, but she never took him seriously.

“I thought we would get married and then go to that hurdle — marriage and then kids at the same time,” she said.

She said “it’s only four months. We’re supposed to be in the honeymoon phase.”

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Kristin Cavallari isn’t the only one who was impressed with Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe performance.

Miss USA Kristen Dalton tells Usmagazine.com she thought Montag’s rendition of “Body Language” wasn’t bad.

“I thought it was pretty good because she’s known as being a reality TV star, so it’s cool that she came out as a performer, as a dancer and singer,” Dalton, 22, tells Us.

“I thought she did a great job as a performer,” adds Dalton of Montag, 22.

Montag says she hopes her first performance helps her become become the next Britney Spears “career wise.” (Pratt even donned a flesh-colored body suit that is similar to the one Spears wore for her 2000 MTV VMA performance.)

Spencer Pratt says his wife reminds him of another pop icon: Michael Jackson.

“The Holy Spirit now has Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with Michael Jackson’s divine spirit,” he says, calling her “way bigger” than Jackson, who died in June.

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Are Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag headed to divorce court?

Possibly — if Heidi, 22, gets pregnant.

“He said, ‘That’s the quickest way to divorce,’” she tells MTV News. “I said, ‘No, sucker — you’ll be locked in. What do you mean?’”

Spencer, 25, says he isn’t joking.

If she gets pregnant, “I told her there’s a divorce or adoption,” he says. “If she’s not down with the adoption, I think it’s divorce.”

Why doesn’t he want a baby?

“I’m a baby. I’m not prepared,” he says. “And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.”

Four months after getting married, Heidi — whom Spencer says is “trying to have a baby like it’s going to buy a new pair of Louis Vuittons” — says she’s “ready” for kids.

“I think I was born ready,” says The Hills star. “I’m very maternal. I’m very loving. I would be the best mom ever. [He feels] not quite the same, but maybe he just doesn’t know he wants kids yet. I think he never wants kids, but maybe I’ll have a surprise for him.”

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The Hills star Heidi Montag is planning another trip to the cosmetic surgeon for a second breast implant operation.

The newlywed reality beauty famously underwent a breast enhancement in 2007, and now she wants to have another procedure because she feels her active lifestyle has prompted her boobs to shrink.

Photos: Heidi Montag in Playboy Magazine

Montag, who recently stripped for Playboy magazine, tells news show Access Hollywood, “They’re not as big as they used to be… I dance a lot, I ride around a lot, I work out a lot; I don’t know what happened. They’re the best things I’ve ever had, I’m so excited about them every day and I think I want bigger (breasts).”

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