George and his girlfriend were at the “Michael Clayton” premier in New York City last night. The Ocean’s Thirteen actor and his girlfriend Sarah Larson looked a little worse for the wear but were still in good spirits.  Clooney told press, “I’m a little dinged up – lots of Neosporin.  I’m definitely not jogging or doing jumping jacks.” The actor is currently filming another movie, “Burn After Reading,” and according to his contract, he never should have been on a motorcycle to begin with.  “I’m not suppose to be on a motorcycle,” he said. “I think I am in trouble now.”

As for his new girlfriend, Sarah Larson, George said she’s fine, despite a broken toe and a black eye.  “We are hiding it with makeup,” he said. “It looks like I socked her a couple times.”

George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson were treated at the hospital Friday for injuries after the motorcycle they were riding was hit by a car in New Jersey, his rep says.

Clooney, 46, suffered a hairline fracture of a rib and road rash, and Larson, 28, suffered a broken foot, says the actor’s rep. They were treated at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen, N.J., and released. Clooney is in the New York area filming his new movie Burn After, and has been spotted out with new gal pal Larson at restaurants.

Larson made her debut as his date at the Venice and Deauville film festivals earlier this month. Larson, a onetime Fear Factor winner, works as a cocktail waitress at Las Vegas’s Moon nightclub in the Palms Casino Resort, where Ocean’s Thirteen had its premiere June 6.

They’ve reportedly been inseparable ever since Larson flew to France with Clooney on Sept. 1 for the Deauville Film Festival. The two also dined with Clooney pal Matt Damon, his wife Luciana and five other friends at the L’Auberge de l’Abbaye restaurant in Beaumont-en-Auge.

THANK GOD he (& I guess her) is okay- oh, & by the way … I’m available if George needs a nurse for sponge baths, etc.  Get in line, ladies.

JK

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George Clooney recently was out and about with his new girlfriend, the cocktail waitress, and had this to say about his looks, various awards he’s won because of them and what happens in the future….

“There is no way I can respond to those awards without sounding like a jackass. If I say ‘Yes, I am a sex symbol’, then I sound like a conceited idiot. The only way to live with it is just say thank you and realize it is not going to last. Nothing ever does. All those things are going to disappear one day and I know that every time I get confronted by fans. They’ll talk about me as if I am not there. Like how much older I look in person or have all this grey hair.”

Hollywood actor George Clooney was called a ‘dirty old man’ by the children of his Ocean’s Thirteen co-stars, it has been revealed.

Gorgeous George claims that on the set of the sequel he was surrounded by Brad Pitt and Matt Damon’s kids, who use him as a play pal and call him a ‘dirty old man’.

“(They call me) Dirty man, dirty old man. Usually they hit me in the head with a water balloon and then run off laughing,” Clooney was quoted as saying.

However, Damon insists that the lighthearted and playful Clooney is an outstanding babysitter.

“It all works out, he fits in with the kids. It usually tends to be, ‘Let me dump a bucket of water on your head and then I’m going to watch how you react.’ And then they go, ‘George is fun!’” Damon said.

Meanwhile, ever the jokester, in an interview Clooney called Angelina Jolie is a “horrible” and “ugly” person.

In an interview at Cannes, Clooney and Matt Damon joked “Brad has had it tough” between being “hobbled with children” and “that horrible, ugly wife.” Clooney went on to say that Brad should just kill himself to get out of the horrendous situation.

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“Hell, I’m glad I have the Ocean’s franchise around to keep paying the bills for some of my other films which have tanked!” — George Clooney

I so do not get this dress.