After reading that headline a couple times, I thought I had stepped into a episode of the Twilight Zone!

The two were at the same restaurant last Friday and George and Sarah were enjoying their meals, when Clooney felt like a woman at Fabio’s table was snapping pictures of him and Sarah! George politely asked her to stop taking pictures when Fabio came to her defense saying that she was taking pictures of their party, not George. Fabio also reportedly stated to George “Stop being a diva”. Shoving between the two men ensued after that.

A witness reports:

“The waiters broke it up before it got out of hand. George looked annoyed when Fabio went to his table. George stood up, dropped the F-bomb and then went to push him . . . George was drinking . . . He wasn’t drunk, but he certainly wasn’t stone sober, either.” Fabio’s manager told the magazine, “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.”

Who knew Fabio had it in him? He should have done that to the goose that popped him one a couple years back!

Click below for the un-nice picture!

Donald Trump was on Larry King and decided to give his opinion on Angelina Jolie. He said: “I’m not saying she’s not an attractive woman, but she’s not a great beauty by any stretch of the imagination.”

“Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. And now she’s like a representative of the United Nations and world peace on hunger and all of this crap.”

“And I remember at the Academy Awards a few years ago she was Frenching her brother. She was giving her brother lip kisses like I never saw before in my life. And she had just said she made love to Billy Bob Thornton in the back of the limousine on the way over. And I wouldn’t want to shake her hand, by the way. You know, you get back into the — I wouldn’t want to have shaken her hand. But she’s being interviewed and she’s all over the guy.”

“About three weeks later, he got caught cheating with about 15 different girls and she was gone. But she had just made love with him coming over to the Academy Awards.”

“And now she’s like this great beauty who is representing world peace and the United Nations. It’s called give me a break. But she’s not — in terms of beauty, she’s not a great beauty. She’s a nice looking woman. She’s OK. But she’s not a great beauty.”

He also commented on Britney saying “I’ve never seen an image change so much for the bad.” “You know, I knew Britney five years ago when she was hot as a pistol. Of course, I guess you can say she’s hot now. Everyone is talking about her. But she performed for me numerous times at different venues that I own. And she was the cleanest, nicest, most — I will never forget, she went on the stage in Atlantic City, and she was with like a prayer group. And everybody got together. They had a Bible in the middle, they put their hands on the Bible. I’m saying, what happened to this person? And the 15-year-old and 17-year-old young girls, she was like their idol. I have never seen an image change so much for the bad side.”

King then asked if he blamed her parents and Trump said: “I think the mother is distraught. I think the mother did a great job until something happened. You know, it’s interesting, Kevin Federline, I was never a big fan of his, and then I heard his all-time hero is Donald Trump. In fact, they sent…” After hearing that Donald now thinks Federline is fantastic! “It is unbelievable. He came in with a suit — this is like two years ago. He came in all dressed up with a suit and tie. He said, my all-time hero is Donald Trump. I think he’s fantastic. He has done a great job with Britney. But the fact is, from the day he met her, it’s not exactly like she turned out so good.”

Trump on George Clooney: “One of the perceptions I had of George Clooney was he was this big, strong guy. And he was very little when I met him.”

“I’m — oh, no, no. Nothing to do with George Clooney. I mean, I thought he was very nice, but I only met him for a short period of time. But the perception is this, you know, different kind of a guy. And when I met him, I was very surprised.”

LONDON (AFP) – Hollywood actress Michelle Pfeiffer’s bet with George Clooney that he will never marry again currently stands at 100,000 dollars (49,000 pounds, 71,000 euros), she said in an interview to be shown Friday.

“I bet him he would get married and he keeps inflating the bet from 100 dollars to 100,000 dollars,” Pfeiffer told the Tonight with Jonathan Ross programme on BBC television.

“I still think he will, he’s a handsome devil.”

Clooney, 46, is one of Hollywood’s leading men and most eligible bachelors who is currently on screen in Britain in the film “Michael Clayton”.

He has said that Pfeiffer, who starred opposite him in the 1996 film “One Fine Day”, and Nicole Kidman each made a 10,000-dollar bet that he would be married and have children by the year 2000.

Clooney married Talia Balsam in 1989. The couple divorced three years later.

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Looks like George & his new lady friend, Sarah Larson, are okay- here they are at the Michael Clayton red carpet premier.

Thank GOD!  Oy, he gets me everytime … *sigh*

See who else came out to support George’s new movie:

George and his girlfriend were at the “Michael Clayton” premier in New York City last night. The Ocean’s Thirteen actor and his girlfriend Sarah Larson looked a little worse for the wear but were still in good spirits.  Clooney told press, “I’m a little dinged up – lots of Neosporin.  I’m definitely not jogging or doing jumping jacks.” The actor is currently filming another movie, “Burn After Reading,” and according to his contract, he never should have been on a motorcycle to begin with.  “I’m not suppose to be on a motorcycle,” he said. “I think I am in trouble now.”

As for his new girlfriend, Sarah Larson, George said she’s fine, despite a broken toe and a black eye.  “We are hiding it with makeup,” he said. “It looks like I socked her a couple times.”

George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson were treated at the hospital Friday for injuries after the motorcycle they were riding was hit by a car in New Jersey, his rep says.

Clooney, 46, suffered a hairline fracture of a rib and road rash, and Larson, 28, suffered a broken foot, says the actor’s rep. They were treated at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen, N.J., and released. Clooney is in the New York area filming his new movie Burn After, and has been spotted out with new gal pal Larson at restaurants.

Larson made her debut as his date at the Venice and Deauville film festivals earlier this month. Larson, a onetime Fear Factor winner, works as a cocktail waitress at Las Vegas’s Moon nightclub in the Palms Casino Resort, where Ocean’s Thirteen had its premiere June 6.

They’ve reportedly been inseparable ever since Larson flew to France with Clooney on Sept. 1 for the Deauville Film Festival. The two also dined with Clooney pal Matt Damon, his wife Luciana and five other friends at the L’Auberge de l’Abbaye restaurant in Beaumont-en-Auge.

THANK GOD he (& I guess her) is okay- oh, & by the way … I’m available if George needs a nurse for sponge baths, etc.  Get in line, ladies.

JK

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George Clooney recently was out and about with his new girlfriend, the cocktail waitress, and had this to say about his looks, various awards he’s won because of them and what happens in the future….

“There is no way I can respond to those awards without sounding like a jackass. If I say ‘Yes, I am a sex symbol’, then I sound like a conceited idiot. The only way to live with it is just say thank you and realize it is not going to last. Nothing ever does. All those things are going to disappear one day and I know that every time I get confronted by fans. They’ll talk about me as if I am not there. Like how much older I look in person or have all this grey hair.”