Eva Longoria has a lot to be thankful for this holiday. She opened up in this week’s issue of Parade about her sister, opening a new restaurant, & her life with Tony.

On her sister being her Hero: “It’s just in my nature to be cheerful. I don’t try to be that way, but I’ve learned there’s no better medicine than laughing…. Liza is mentally challenged. She was my hero growing up. It was a blessing to watch her overcome every obstacle—tying her shoes, putting on a shirt, getting out the front door. And yet she still had a job and would come home on the bus by herself and help with dinner. You could only imagine the hurdles she encountered every minute of the day. Liza was a role model to get me ready for life in Hollywood. You don’t take health for granted. You don’t take life for granted. It seems so insignificant to go, ‘Darn it, I didn’t get that movie role,’ or, ‘Darn it, so-and-so is wearing the same dress as me to the Emmys.’ I didn’t know there was another way. I thought everyone should be sensitive and somewhat unselfish.”

On letting loose and having fun: “I love to sing and dance because I don’t know how to sing and dance, but I like to pretend that I know how. I don’t go to a lot of parties, which is funny. But no, actually, I just like to pretend I can dance like Jennifer Lopez.”

On her life with Tony: “I feel like the rest of my life is just beginning… even before we became man and wife, Tony and I always had that trust between us that a married couple would have. Every time I think of my wedding, I just smile. I just think what a beautiful man he is. It’s funny, because it’s so cliché for women to say, ‘My wedding was the happiest day of my life.’ But I find myself saying that and thinking, ‘Yes, my wedding was the happiest day of my life so far.’”

No, it’s not the real sex tape. It’s a spoof. A spoof that Eva Longoria filmed herself with comedian Eric Olsen (Dumb & Dumberer, Beerfest, The Last Kiss).

They filmed the fake sex tape in light of all the sex tape rumors swirling around this week. I think it’s actually pretty funny…and you guys should watch it.

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The latest sex tape scandal making it’s rounds on the net involves “Desperate Housewives” Eva Longoria. This tape is causing quite a buzz and is sure to become the number one celebrity sex tape on the internet. Whether or not the tape is actually Longoria remains to be seen since the sex tape is currently only available on paid sites. Who knows? It may not even be Eva Longoria. It could be a look-alike, as Meg White claims about the sex tape supposedly involving her. Let’s hope  Eva is smart enough to keep a tape like that from circulation.