Donald Trump was on Larry King and decided to give his opinion on Angelina Jolie. He said: “I’m not saying she’s not an attractive woman, but she’s not a great beauty by any stretch of the imagination.”

“Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. And now she’s like a representative of the United Nations and world peace on hunger and all of this crap.”

“And I remember at the Academy Awards a few years ago she was Frenching her brother. She was giving her brother lip kisses like I never saw before in my life. And she had just said she made love to Billy Bob Thornton in the back of the limousine on the way over. And I wouldn’t want to shake her hand, by the way. You know, you get back into the — I wouldn’t want to have shaken her hand. But she’s being interviewed and she’s all over the guy.”

“About three weeks later, he got caught cheating with about 15 different girls and she was gone. But she had just made love with him coming over to the Academy Awards.”

“And now she’s like this great beauty who is representing world peace and the United Nations. It’s called give me a break. But she’s not — in terms of beauty, she’s not a great beauty. She’s a nice looking woman. She’s OK. But she’s not a great beauty.”

He also commented on Britney saying “I’ve never seen an image change so much for the bad.” “You know, I knew Britney five years ago when she was hot as a pistol. Of course, I guess you can say she’s hot now. Everyone is talking about her. But she performed for me numerous times at different venues that I own. And she was the cleanest, nicest, most — I will never forget, she went on the stage in Atlantic City, and she was with like a prayer group. And everybody got together. They had a Bible in the middle, they put their hands on the Bible. I’m saying, what happened to this person? And the 15-year-old and 17-year-old young girls, she was like their idol. I have never seen an image change so much for the bad side.”

King then asked if he blamed her parents and Trump said: “I think the mother is distraught. I think the mother did a great job until something happened. You know, it’s interesting, Kevin Federline, I was never a big fan of his, and then I heard his all-time hero is Donald Trump. In fact, they sent…” After hearing that Donald now thinks Federline is fantastic! “It is unbelievable. He came in with a suit — this is like two years ago. He came in all dressed up with a suit and tie. He said, my all-time hero is Donald Trump. I think he’s fantastic. He has done a great job with Britney. But the fact is, from the day he met her, it’s not exactly like she turned out so good.”

Trump on George Clooney: “One of the perceptions I had of George Clooney was he was this big, strong guy. And he was very little when I met him.”

“I’m — oh, no, no. Nothing to do with George Clooney. I mean, I thought he was very nice, but I only met him for a short period of time. But the perception is this, you know, different kind of a guy. And when I met him, I was very surprised.”

Donald tells Page Six he’s talking with Britney Spears about appearing on his upcoming “Celebrity Apprentice,” and that Paris Hilton has also expressed an interest in being scrutinized by the mega-mogul. He’s also planning to call Lindsay Lohan this week to see if she’d be willing to try to salvage her plummeting career on the show.

“We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?” Trump told Page Six. “We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.” Hilton, he adds, “wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it.”

And Lohan? “Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them,” he says.

Hilton’s spokesman, Mike Sitrick, said he wasn’t aware of any deal but acknowledged that Trump and Paris’s father, Rick Hilton, are friends. Reps for Spears and Lohan didn’t get back to us.

In the meantime, Trump says he’s already signed an eye-popping list of A-listers, B-listers and has-beens to be subjected to his notorious “You’re Fired” treatment.

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Ready for another round of Rosie-Donald? On the opening night of her R Family vacations cruise to the Caribbean, reports E! Online’s Marc Malkin, O’Donnell made the obligatory “You’re fired” joke during a musical number featuring a headshot of Trump.

But then, she sarcastically shot back at Trump’s assertion on Larry King’s show that he didn’t find her sexually alluring, saying, “It was always my dream to give a balding billionaire a boner.” (Yes, we said it was a family cruise.) And she promised even more Trump-bashing on her next HBO special — at least “25 minutes on Donald … I do like my start about balding-billionaire boner.”

And that’s not all! Rosie also took a little dig at her boss Barbara Walters, making fun of her for asking Eva Longoria about skinning cats when Eva had previously talked about skinning a deer: “Working with Barbara is like working with your nana.”

so what happens
when u say the emperor has no clothes
the comb over goes ballistic
via phone to mr king

choices
every minute
every day
everyone

i imagine it is interesting
as celeb feuds tend 2 b
so here r my thoughts

didnt watch
didnt u tube
restrict

i have no time 2 make art now
i am only off friday
which is never enuf
to detox

the pipes get full
bits of sludge
clog the flow

so tiny books
now
express in torn images
my inside

i was raised reading ms magazine
i remember the burning of bras
as women demanded equality
in unison

beauty pageants
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men

it is always old white men

they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved – beauty pageants
and eventually – nearly faded away
for good

remember the seventies
a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun – no fucking – no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out -
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit

and just when we lost all hope
cagney and lacey showed up
they cuff the pimp
they free the girl

marybeth and christine
would never
be friends with a pimp

this is reality tv
like it or not
same same same
as vivi says

iawtc Rosie
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It just keeps getting better and better.

I literally could NOT BELIEVE what I was hearing when I watched this clip below. Donald Trump is so hurtful, so MEAN – it’s shocking really. You have to watch this clip. It’s really something. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like it. I now feel REALLY bad for Rosie. The things Donald said were just below the belt.

The catfight between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell, which started when O’Donnell dissed the real estate mogul on The View on Wednesday, continues apace.

O’Donnell, a cohost of the ABC morning chat show, criticized Trump’s decision to let hard-partying Miss America Tara Conner keep her crown, and said that his announcement that he was giving the pageant winner a “second chance” had annoyed O’Donnell “on a multitude of levels.”

“He’s the moral authority?” 44-year-old O’Donnell challenged, after flipping her hair to mimic Trump’s famed fluffy comb-over.

“Left the first wife, had an affair, left the second wife, had an affair. Had kids both times, but he’s the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America,” the comedian-turned-actress said to roars of audience laughter. “Donald, sit and spin, my friend.”

Rosie also brought up Trump’s financial past — saying he went bankrupt and used his father’s inheritance to dig himself out of bankruptcy, which Trump denies. She also called him a “snake-oil salesman.”

She said, “This is not a self-made man.”

O’Donnell admitted that she expected him to sue her, but taunted “He’ll probably be bankrupt by that time so I won’t have to worry.”

The thrice-married mogul has, indeed, threatened to sue the talk-show host – and to have one of his friends steal away O’Donnell’s lesbian partner Kelli Carpenter O’Donnell.

“She ought to be careful because I’ll send one of my friends to pick up her girlfriend and I think it would be very easy,” Trump, 60, warned.

“This woman is totally out of control,” he told the New York Daily News. “I’m worth billions of dollars, and I have to listen to this fat slob?”

Trump also lashed out at O’Donnell on the television entertainment program, The Insider, ridiculing everything from her appearance to her former eponymous television talk show and magazine.

“Rosie attacks me personally? I know her fairly well because her show failed. She didn’t retire. She didn’t get the ratings! Her magazine called Rosie was a total disaster,” he said.

“She’s out of her mind. I will probably sue Rosie for a number of reasons. I’m worth a lot of money. She doesn’t tell the facts,” he added.

On Wednesday night, Rosie copied and pasted onto her personal blog an excerpt from Wikipedia, an online free-content encyclopedia, which detailed Trump’s past financial woes. At the bottom of the entry she wrote – in her typical haiku style :

loving the wiki
i use it
do u

i will let u know if the donald sues me
or if kelli leaves me for one of his pals
dont u find him charming

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