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Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin’s Divorce Is Finalized


And…the conscious uncoupling has been formally uncoupled.

Gwyneth Paltrow has just filed legal docs, asking a judge to officially end her marriage to Chris Martin, but the weirdest thing is that Chris isn’t responding in kind…for good reason.

Gwyneth has asked the judge to enter a default judgment, because Chris never responded to her divorce petition. That being said, everything seems to be hunky dory, what what Chris and Gwyn vacationing and co-parenting. So what gives? Well..

The former couple’s business manager has been working out a property settlement, and Chris never responded to the divorce petition because he and Gwyneth didn’t want lots of stories written each time documents were filed. Now, the property settlement is now complete and they agreed long ago to joint custody of their kids.

The judge will enter the default and the property settlement will almost certainly remain confidential.

Done and DONE.

Photo: FameFlynet



Posted Thursday, May 26th, 2016 at 11:11am
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Chris Martin And Heather Graham Might Be A Thing



Earlier this week, Chris Martin was photographed strolling along the beach in Malibu, CA with Heather Graham. Not sure they were ever friends, so you know the rumor mill is a-FLYIN!

The two apparently looked happy as they traversed Paradise Cove, trying to keep a low profile in their celeb-shades and sunhats. But nothing gets by the paparazzi (or you know, beachgoers), so the snap of them is making the rounds and stirring the pot.

It does make me wonder if Chris dumped Annabelle Wallis, the woman he’s been dating for the last  couple months after his weirdo on-again off again fling with Jennifer Lawrence. Hey, maybe Gwyneth Paltrow dropped her goopy fist and said no to Annabelle? Who knows- what I do know is that Chris loves him some blondes.

What do YOU think of this new couple?

Posted Tuesday, April 26th, 2016 at 12:12pm
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Chris Martin’s Slow To “Legally Consciously Uncouple” (AKA DIVORCE)

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Are Calling It Quits! **FILE PHOTOS***

What? Chris Martin, not responding to divorce petitions isn’t part of the whole “conscious uncoupling” plan, is it?!

Gwyneth Paltrow filed for divorce on April 20, 2015, which is almost a year ago (damn does time fly).  Chris was served with legal docs on May 18th but according to TMZ, nothing’s happened since then. No answer. Nada.

So what does it mean? Well, it means Gwyn might be eligible to get a default judgement, which basically will have her get whatever she’s asking for in the divorce (which mostly means joint custody of her kids).  Now, the business managers for Gwyneth and Chris have been privately hashing out a settlement, so maybe Chris’ people just were busy dividing up their riches and assets and forgot the ACTUAL divorce paper. But who knows?

All I gotta say is Chris, get on it! We don’t have another year of uncoupled bliss to WASTE!

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Posted Tuesday, March 1st, 2016 at 7:07am
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Beyonce Turned Down A Terrible Coldplay Collaboration


Chris Martin has tie dye patterns that just don’t QUIT, do they?

Chris Martin and Coldplay always seemed like soft rock blah to me, even though I’ve been known to cry at a dance recital or two featuring their music. THAT BEING SAID, I kinda feel badly fro the guy. He’s had to live in Gwyneth Paltrow‘s GOOPY shadow for a while, and though nobody really knows what happened with Jennifer Lawrence, the dude just seems…I dunno, like a little sad. Martin opened up to Rolling Stone about some of it, but really plugged his new album with arguably the worst name ever: A Head Full of Dreams. Here are some tidbits, including talking about how Beyoncelike Bowie– turned down being a part of some terrible Coldplay collaboration. See? Don’t you feel a little sorry for bland Chris Martin now? Here are some tids:

On remaining friendly with Gwyneth Paltrow: “I have a very wonderful separation-divorce,” he says. “It’s a divorce – but it’s a weird one.” He also looks at the word “divorce” with more fluidity than most people. “I don’t think about that word very often,” he said. “I don’t see it that way. I see it as more like you meet someone, you have some time together and things just move through.”

He’s open to constructive criticism, especially from Beyoncé: Martin once presented a song to Beyoncé called “Hook Up” and played it in the studio for her and producer Stargate. She turned it down, he says, “in the sweetest possible way: She told me, ‘I really like you – but this is awful.'”

He’s open to new music – and dance trends: Martin’s children recently put him onto Silentó’s “Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae).” “I’m not sure if I can whip, but I can nae nae with the best of them,” he reveals.

He draws inspiration from the movie Rocky IV.
Rocky IV has the most awesome training sequence of all time,” he says. “I think it triggers the young boy in me who saw it and was like, ‘Wow – if you wanna do something, just fucking lift logs!'” The movie has also guided his post-vegetarian diet: “If Rocky eats it, I do, too.”

He’s aware you might not be a fan of his band: “I had a couple of years in the mid-2000s where it was really confusing to me,” he says of Coldplay jokes. “I was like, ‘Why is our band sometimes a punch line?'”

(Via Rolling Stone)

Doesn’t he sound like someone’s clueless Dad? Maybe that’s why I feel sorry for him. I shouldn’t though- he’s rich.


Photos: Rolling Stone

Posted Tuesday, February 9th, 2016 at 6:06am
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