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Everyone and their mother has been auditioning in jest to be the replacement Charlie Harper on ‘Two and a Half Men’ now that Charlie Sheen has officially been axed from the show. Replacing a beloved character is tricky business, though.
In the fourth episode of ‘Sheen’s Korner’ last night, Charlie Sheen lets his former bosses have it.
“What has occurred yes in fact is a completely and entirely illegal and unconscionable act,” he said of his firing. “Or, to quote my lawyer, really shitty shitty suck suck.”
He then goes on to name his former bosses one by one, calling them his “unwanted guest list”. He attempted to change their names, but you get the picture.
First to “Les Than Goonves”: “Part scoundrel, part my hair to side. Screw Les, I proclaimed, or better yet — screw more. You gave me your word but in turn gave me nothing.”
Rosenblum he named “Bruce Daisy and Wilt”: “Shame on you, you shorter-than-average fool. … My crew now knows the truth, and yes, that is all of their fists pounding on your paper-thin door. … It’s over, tiny man. Grab your ankles and accept your fate. Wow, it must really suck being you now.”
On creator Chuck Lorre, who’s received most of his attacks: “Chuck E. Cheeseball” and “F— Lorre.” He also called him a “maggot” and “ugly clown”.
“Where are you hiding, you silly clown?” Sheen said. “Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself and women? Which person are you cowering behind for cover? I see you, moron, behind that plastic smile, behind your need to be liked.”
“Can you smell your smell? Can you smell your rotting dogshit, your fermented puke that is your rotted viscera?” he said. “Can you smell the lies, can you smell the carnage you’ve created? Can you smell the wimpy, scared child you’ll never have the courage to embrace? … It smells like malaria. If sad and stupid had a smell attached it would be you, F— Lorre. It’s perfect your name rhymes with suck, muck. You picked a fight with a warlock, you little worm.”
He addressed the rumors of being replaced on ‘Two and a Half Men’: “Good luck putting those tin-can shitbrain [words] in the mushmouth of some arrogant carcass you’ve traded for this warlock.”
At the end of the 16 minutes, Sheen said: “High treason has occurred. The scales of justice are in a state of radical disarray. Together we must right this infantile wrong.”
Also: “One final note: Sheen’s Korner is now for sale as a sports bar. You know where to find me. I bid you adieu… See you soon on the battlefield.”
One of Charlie Sheen‘s infamous “goddesses,” Rachel ‘Bree Olson’ Oberlin, made an appearance today that didn’t include tiger blood or machetes; she was in court, requesting a two-day trial for her DUI case.
The Goddess was arrested on February 3 after she reportedly crashed her car and ended up blowing a .19 alcohol level for the police. She took a break from Charlie Sheen’s erratic Ustream and television appearances to appear before a Fort Wayne, Indiana judge, where she was granted June 8 and 9 court dates on her misdemeanor charges.
Hm, doesn’t sound like everyone is “winning,” right Charlie?
Charlie Sheen needs help (and not just the obvious kind). He’s looking to hire a Social Media Intern for 8 weeks, full-time and paid! He needs help managing his exploding media presence. I mean who doesn’t want that job!
Here’s the job description – does this sound like you?
Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning? Can you #PlanBetter than anyone else? If so, we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!
This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network. The internship will focus on executing a social media strategy that will build on the success Charlie Sheen has attained in setting the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter. The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers.
You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.
Charlie’s meltdown has earned him over 2 million followers on his Twitter page. Potential interns can visit the application page here and tell Charlie why he should hire them – in 75 words or less.
Charlie Sheen was seemingly celebrating his being fired from Two and a Half Men on Monday afternoon.
The actor climbed to the top of the Live Nation office building in Beverly Hills first wielding a machete and then drinking “Tiger Blood” out of a bottle, as captured by a TMZ camera crew.
Asked what he was planning to do next, Sheen shouted down to reporters below: “I ain’t gonna go to f—ing Disneyland, I’ll tell you that much.”
Once on ground again, Sheen was asked if he was “excited” about being released from his Men contract.
“Let me just say, free at last, free at last,” Sheen replied.
On Monday, Sheen’s lawyer Marty Singer told The Hollywood Reporter that they are planning to sue Warner Bros. over Sheen’s termination.
“We will sue,” Singer said. “It’s a matter of when. It could be this week, it could be in a little while. We’re in no rush. But we will sue.”
Source, Photos: INF
Charlie Sheen was just fired from his hit CBS show, ‘Two and a Half Men’.
“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on “Two and a Half Men” effective immediately,” the company said in a statement.
CBS suspended the show after Sheen went on several benders, and then canceled the show after he went on the radio and bashed TV bosses.
Sources close to Warner Brothers admit they haven’t decided whether or not they’ll cancel the entire show or just find another leading man.
TMZ has obtained a statement from Charlie saying:
“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”
It seems like no one gets too tired of Charlie Sheen, or anything that has to do with him (i.e. books, drinks, Twitter, etc.).
Now here comes the radio show.
This Friday (March 4), Sirius XM Radio announces that it will have an entire radio station dedicated to Charlie Sheen. Starting tomorrow (March 5).
The 24-hour “Tiger Blood Radio” will including “breaking news, facts, fallout and career implications of the Charlie Sheen controversy.” It will include archival clips of several women who have had relationsips with Sheen, including Bree Olson, one of his two live-in “goddess” girlfriends.
The only thing it won’t have? Sheen, who talked this week with countless news outlets, from major TV networks to a Philadelphia radio station that got him to call in by flying a banner over his house.
Of course, it’s entirely possible that he’ll call into “Tiger Blood Radio” at some point. He’s Charlie Sheen.
The station will air from Saturday at 6 a.m. ET until Sunday at the same time on Sirius channel 108 and XM channel 139.
Source Image via Fame
