Charlie Sheen surprised Jimmy Kimmel last night when he interrupted an interview between Kimmel and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban on Jimmy Kimmel Live!.

I guess since Charlie and Mark have been talked business, most notably about a reality television show, Charlie felt more than comfortable with walking right in and taking over. Before anyone could real say anything, Charlie walked right up to Jimmy, grabbed his face and planted a huge kiss on his lips.

If that wasn’t enough, he pulled out his shirts with his famous phrases ‘Tiger’s Blood’ and ‘Winning’ on them, and threw them into the audience. Charlie also gave Jimmy a gift: a coffee mug with pictures of foxes on it, and when Charlie was asked what it meant, he replied:

“I’ll let you figure it out.”

Jimmy joked:

“I had this dream before and it doesn’t end well.”

Then Charlie left to a standing ovation from the studio audience and like a very bizarre dream it was all over.

After the show, Jimmy tweeted:

“we had a very very famous surprise walk-on guest tonight. my head is still spinning…”

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Kacey Jordan, the porn star who blew the lid off Charlie Sheen’s January cocaine-bender, attempted to kill herself last night according to police.

Law enforcement tells TMZ that the Chicago Police Department rushed to the Peninsula Hotel around 6:51 PM last night after receiving calls from the hotel. Apparently Kacey Twittered several suicidal messages, saying she’d taken a bunch of pills and alcohol and was waiting to die.

We’re told when cops got to the hotel, Kacey was sitting on her bed — with prescription pill bottles, broken glass and alcohol all over her room.

Law enforcement sources tell us Jordan had cuts and scrapes to her wrists and arms … but insisted the suicide messages were merely a publicity stunt.

While Kacey was talking to police, we’re told the porn star grabbed a corkscrew bottle opener … tried to run out of the room … and attempted to cut herself.

Cops eventually subdued Kacey before she could further harm herself and took her to a nearby hospital for a mental evaluation.

We’re told cops reported the incident as a non-criminal suicide attempt.

No word on Jordan’s condition.

I just read her tweets, and it seems obvious to me it was all a publicity stunt. Which is abhorrent. She is one f**ked up girl. She’s using her night with Charlie Sheen to stay relevant. Read the disgusting tweets after the jump! (more…)

Everyone is talking about who will replace Charlie Sheen on ‘Two And A Half Men’.

John Stamos is a front-runner to replace Sheen on the CBS sitcom, but Stamos totally dumped the idea of replacing him this morning on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show.

“I don’t want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen,” said Stamos. “It’s just not where my head is at.”

But that’s not to say the actor doesn’t appreciate being thrown in the mix of possible contenders.

“It’s all been very flattering,” he admitted. “But nobody has officially talked to me and, quite frankly, as flattering as it is, it’s really not part of my career plan right now. I’m just on a different trajectory.”

Plus, if Stamos had his way about it, nobody would take over for Sheen.

“Charlie is great on that show and people love Charlie on that show and people love the way the show is,” he said. “So, in the big scheme of things, apparently there’s a lawsuit going on, so I don’t know, but I hope it works out and I hope he goes back and people get the show that they love.”

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It looks like Charlie Sheen had a late-night visit last night/early this morning.

Police visited the home of Charlie Sheen Thursday night to investigate a possible violation of a temporary restraining order, according to People magazine. “It came to the attention of the LAPD that Sheen is the registered owner of firearms,” the police said in a statement late Thursday night. Sheen was not arrested or detained, but the police confiscated bullets and an antique gun, which are prohibited as part of a pending custody agreement with his ex-wife, Brooke Mueller. Sheen later tweeted that “the LAPD were AWESOME. Absolute pros! they can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!! c.” He followed later with, “50 cops in my home. they all left. I’m still here. WINNING? 24/7.”

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In the midst of his lawsuit against ‘Two And A Half Men’ producer Chuck Lorre and Warner Bros., Charle Sheen is having trouble remaining close with his daughters. Sheen is reportedly planning a birthday party for 7-year-old daughter Sam, and Denise Richards won’t allow it!

Sam’s birthday was yesterday, and Denise was not going to let Charlie into her home to see the children because of his current manic behavior in the media spotlight, TMZ reports

But Charlie did not try and see Sam, the report says, and just called her yesterday evening.

It doesn’t sound like Charlie to give in so easily, and TMZ reports the reason he did not see Sam on her birthday is because he plans to throw a party of his own this weekend for the 7-year-old and has invited all of her friends.

As a result, Denise reportedly stops Charlie’s party plans from happening, so now Charlie may be taking her to…

Guess where?!

COURT!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. Charlie Sheen wants to take Denise Richards to court! Surprise, surprise!

As if he’s not spending enough time there already!

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After being a front-runner to replace Charlie Sheen’s role in ‘Two And A Half Men’, Rob Lowe will remain focused on playing his part in ‘Parks and Recreation’.

Parks and Recreation executive producer Michael Schur was adamant that Rob could not take on the Men role, explaining during the Parks panel at Paley Fest, via The Hollywood Reporter, that the actor had a “multi-year contract” to remain on the comedy.

“It’s going to be hard,” Schur quipped about how Rob would take on both shows, adding “there’s no truth” to the rumors.

“The Internet lit a match and set itself on fire,” he said.

Rob wasn’t part of the panel because he was”looking at colleges with” his kids, Schur said, followed by another joke that he would have to now replace Scott Caan on CBS’Hawaii Five-0, another actor whose name was thrown into the Charlie replacement rumor mill.

In case you didn’t know, Rob and John Stamos were the front-runners rumored to replace Charlie on CBS’ ‘Two And A Half Men’.

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It’s half funny – half sad.